(As the camera cuts back to the announcer's table both Sanders and McFarland are in shock.)

GM: Apocalypse and Buster met? And no punches were traded? Now is the time I would worry.

BS: Truly amazing considering the history between those two and they have had a history.

GM: Words describing it wouldn't do them justice.

BS: I'm sure those two aren't done with the night, but we've got to move on. Coming up next we've got Austin Canon taking on Cameron Cruise and this would be the second time we've seen Canon.

GM: Well Powers has seen Canon up close and personal tonight. Canon will not be happy until he has his number one shot and he has expressed his dismay with this match time and time again. Still you can't look past Cruise cause he is pretty damn good.

BS: Well we're about to cut to the ring cause this match is just about to start.


'The Crippler' Cameron Cruise vs Austin Canon

6'4", 183lbs | 6'4", 287lbs

Tampa Bay, FL | Las Vegas, NV

'Don't Tread on Me' - Metallica | 'Last Resort' - Papa Roach


With Cruise already in the ring, and Mercedes Devon by his side, Austin Canon made his way down to the ring cloaked in a chorus of boos. Once in the ring Cruise didn't wait for the bell to ring as he attacked with a flurry of punches to the man from Sin City. Backing him up to the ropes Cruise was about to whip him out, but Canon reversed it and whipped Cruise into the far side. As Canon tries for a clothesline, Cruise ducks the move and counters with a shortarm clothesline of his own dropping Canon.

BS: What a clothesline by Cruise. He's making work of the man that dares for the top.

GM: Oh he has a dream and now it has to be crushed. How fair is that?

BS: Prehaps you missed the Powers thing with Canon at the beginning of the card?

GM: Why you bringing up old stuff?

Cruise then follows with an elbow drop of his own and a quick pin attempt, but only gets a two count out of it. Cruise then hops back up and lays in a couple of more boots before picking up Canon and surprising him with a snap suplex. Cruise then goes towards the ropes and leaps off with a moonsault hitting it's mark and covers for a pin again, but again gets a two count out of it.

BS: Cruise with another chance for a pin, but missed by so much.

GM: Cruise could use a win these days so that he can get back on track.

Now with Cruise in total control he picks Canon back up and sets up for a German Suplex, but Canon kicks back and catches Cruiser under the belt dropping him to his knees. With Cruise hunched over Canon jumps up and lands on Cruise with a scissors kick move that drops him on his face to the canvas.

BS: Oh and Canon takes over that quick.

GM: That's gotta hurt!

Not going for the cover Canon gets on top of Cruise and hits him with repeated punches to the face with the ref hovering putting the count on, but Canon refuses to let up. Finally at four Canon gets back up and, for good measure, puts a boot to the back of Cruise's head. Picking Cruise back up Canon sets him up and plants a tombstone piledriver in the center of the ring. Looking down at him Canon then moves to the side and yells into the camera.

AC: Zieba you better give me my spot otherwise all your boys are gonna look like this!

Canon then goes back to the attack and picks up Cruise and takes him to the corner. As he is running out with him in a headlock he is about to hit with a running bulldog, but Cruise, in a last ditch effort, pushes Canon off and Canon goes flying into the opposite corner. Trying to regain come composure Cruise goes over to Canon and whips him to the ropes again trying for a superkick, but Canon ducks and hits the opposite ropes. Coming back around Canon, leaping in the air, levels Cruise with a flying clothesline. Canon then picks up Cruise and polishes him off with his finisher Canon Bomb for the pin and the win.

Winner: Austin Canon


BS: And Canon takes the win with The Canon Bomb. Say what you want, but this man is danger and can very well be on top of the EWI in the months to come.

GM: And the WAY he's doing it ... it might just be sooner.

BS: Only time will tell. Folks coming up next we've got The Electric Company taking on the new team of Tommy Payne and Justin Sane.

GM: The Electric Company are seasoned veterans, but the towering duo of Payne and Sane. Man ... it should be good.

BS: Folks let's go to the ring and catch the action!


The Electric Company vs Tommy Payne and Justin Sane

Combined Weight 486lbs | Combined Weight 875lbs

Osaka, Japan | St. Louis, MO

"Stayin' Alive" - The Bee Gees | 'Judgement Night' - Onyx and Biohazzard


The 6 ft Go Kanzaki starts off with the 7foot 3 inch Tommy Payne. Tommy goes for a tie up, but Go slips around the back and bounces off the far ropes and lands a Dropkick, Tommy Payne staggers, but doesn't fall. Go shoots off the far ropes again and is met with a big boot to the face that sends down to the mat hard. Hercules Ogawa climbs up on the top rope and comes off with a missle drop kick that sends Tommy Payne reeling into the corner. Go and Hercules both dropkick Tommy in the right knee and the big man goes down.

GM: See what I mean? Go and Hercules might be good, but against these two giants they're gonna have to do alot of double teaming just to bring'em to their knees.

BS: That might be true, but once you bring a big man down then you'll have to work even harder to keep him down.

GM: Oh yeah that too.

Hercules exits the ring as Go places Tommy's knee across the bottom rope and drops his whole weight down on it. Go celebrates, only to be hit with a clothesline from Justin Sane. Hercules charges and hits a flying body press that sends Justin Sane and himself stumbling to the cement. Go Kanzaki applies a leg lock on Tommy Payne. Tommy reaches up and rakes the eyes of Go. Go releases the hold and Tommy slowly gets to his feet. Tommy grabs Go and drives him down with a powerbomb. Tommy goes for the cover...One..Two....Save by Hercules Ogawa.

BS: MY GOD! Hercules just barely saved his partner from massive destruction!

GM: But can Go get up? That is the true question.

Again, both members of the Electric Company are in the ring. Go Kanzaki drops down on a school boy behind Tommy Payne and Hercules flies through the air with another cross body. One..Two..Kickout. Justin Sane has entered the ring and has grabbed Go from behind. Justin Sane with a forearm to the back of his head. He spins him around but Hercules chops his right knee out and Justin Sane is down, but Tommy Payne is back up. Tommy grabs both men and picks them up and hits a double choke slam. Tommy covers Go Kanzaki. One...Two..Thr....Save by Hercules.

GM: Double chokeslam? And they're still alive? Lady luck is on someone's side tonight.

BS: Payne and Sane did not come out to play today, but The Electric Company refuses to let them have their way. Eventually one has to stumble!

GM: But look at the time Brett. Someone better get it done soon otherwise it's lights out.

Hercules with a forearm to the back of Tommy's head. Justin Sane gets up and picks Hercules up for a press slam and drops him face first on the mat. The ref is telling Justin and Go to get out of the ring. Tommy grabs Hercules by the back of the neck and pulls him to his feet. Sane reaches in and gets the tag from Tommy. Double Powerbomb from Payne and Sane. Justin doesn't go for the pin and picks Hercules up and sends him into the far ropes. Justin is setting him up for the big boot, but Hercules ducks and lunges to his corner for the tag.

BS: What a move by Hercules! He takes advantage of Sane who didn't go for the pinfall.

GM: He might've had the win, but now we'll never know.

BS: We're hitting that five minute mark right now and both look far from finishing this match!

GM: Gotta love it.

Go comes in and drop kicks Sane. Running lariat by Hercules and still Justin Sane stands. Go Kanzaki hits a chop block that takes out Justin's knee and Justin stumbles to the mat. Go and Hercules stomp on Justin Sane. Tommy comes in and pulls Go by the hair and hits another powerbomb. Hercules climbs up and hits a beautiful moonsault on Sane. Tommy covers Go and Hercules cover Justin. One...Two...[Bell rings] Justin gets his shoulder up. All three men look around and the ref announces a time limit draw..

Draw


BS: It's a draw! The Electric Company have taken it to a draw again, but this time it's with Payne and Sane.

GM: Can't they win one just once?

BS: A tired Go and Herc are about to head out of the ring ... wait a minute .... Sane and Payne just attacked from behind!

GM: Look at this ... DOUBLE POWERBOMB! They just planted The Electric Company in the center of the ring! And now here come the EWI officials trying to break it up. Good luck fellas.

BS: Payne and Sane just leave the ring with smiles on their faces as they try to help Hercules and Go up from the canvas. Well, before we go to our next match let's go back to Victoria McCave who has something going on in the back?

GM: She's giving it up finally? Hey I've got number 27.

BS: Would you stop that!

GM: Well someone said she was going to try and break Houston's record.

BS: It was probably you.

GM: You never know.

BS: Victoria take it away.

(The cameras cut to Victoria McCave who is standing by several EMT's obviously hovered over someone.)

V: Just one time I would like to kick McFarland right in his sa....we're on? Victoria McFarland here and we've just found out that Rob Sampson has been BRUTALLY attacked in the backstage by some unidentified assailant. Once we find out his condition we will get back to you.

(The camera zooms over to a bloody Rob Sampson before cutting back to the announcer's booth.)

GM: Damn first Powers now Sampson? Was it Canon?

BS: I don't know, but Canon wants to let himself be known so it might not be him.

GM: Then if not him ... who?

BS: Hopefully we can find out before the end of the night, but right now we've got another match and this time it's the Intercontinental title that's on the line as Brad Striker defends against SSN member 'Triple X' Cole Steele.

GM: Steele has called him out for awhile now and Striker has been holding back for this moment. I'm waiting to see if SSN can bring another belt to their side.

BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our third title defense of the night!


For The EWI Intercontinental Title

'Superstar' Brad Striker vs. 'Triple X' Cole Steele

6' 0", 227lbs | 6'2", 232lbs

Hollywood, CA | Cleveland, OH

'Mindfields' - The Prodigy | 'More Human than Human' - White Zombie


Cole Steele, along with his bodyguard, Ice, walks out to the ring first. The crowd boos and jeers him, but Powers only response is a cocky smile. Brad Striker walks out next. The crowd delivers a huge heel pop for the Intercontinental champion. Striker enters the ring and turns to look back at the capacity crowd. Suddenly, Steele comes up from behind and nails him with a dropkick. Striker falls out of the ring.

BS: The challenger wastes no time!

GM: This is a tough match for me to call! They're both great in my eyes!

Steele leaves the ring and stalks over toward Striker, who is slowly getting to his feet. The challenger delivers a knife-edge chop to Striker's chest, sending him staggering around the ring. Striker manages to roll back into it and Steele climbs back in as well, but gets caught by a DDT from the waiting Wilde.

BS: Steele had the advantage on the outside but Striker shows why he's the Intercontinental champion by luring Steele into his trap.

Striker floats over and goes for the pin, but Steele kicks out at two. Striker starts yelling at the referee and shoving him around The referee threatens to DQ Striker and tells him to go back to the match Striker does so only after scaring the referee with a menacing glare.

GM: Yeah! Put that ref in his place, champ!

The two combatants tie up and Steele gains the advantage with a side headlock. Striker quickly slips out of it though and gains the upper hand after a go-behind and locking on a hammerlock. Steele swings a reverse elbow, but the champion ducks under it and then executes a German suplex. His shoulder goes down as well however, and the referee counts: one, two, both men raise their shoulder up.

BS: We almost a double pin there.

GM: That would have been tragic.

As Striker stands up, Steele unleashes a dropkick that only staggers his opponent. Steele scores with an enzui giri. He heads up to to the top rope and leaps off for a frog splash. The referee counts: one, two...Striker kicks out. Steele brings Striker into a corner and executes a tornado DDT. Steele goes for the cover and gets two and a half. Steele runs to the ropes and catches the still-stunned Striker with a running bulldog. The crowd boos as Steele goes for the pin. The referee counts: one, two, thr...Wilde gets the shoulder up.

BS: The champion isn't done yet! He's still got more to give!

GM: This has been a hell of a match!

Steele starts arguing with the referee, but quickly drops it so that he may turn his attention back to the match. He hooks on a front facelock and then picks Striker up for what appears to be a vertical suplex. The champion shifts his weight however and Steele falls back with Striker landing on top of him. The referee counts: one, two...Steele kicks out. Steele gets up, runs to the ropes, and tries for a spinning leg lariat, but Striker ducks under the move.

BS: Big miss for the challenger. It could end up costing him at this late stage of the match.

Striker picks him up, spins him around, and takes him down with a double powerbomb. Striker quickly runs to the ropes and executes an Asai moonsault onto Steele. The referee counts: one, two, thr...Steele gets the shoulder up. Striker quickly follows up with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and goes for the cover! The referee counts: one, two, thr...Steele gets the shoulder up again.

BS: Let's give credit to the challenger as well because he has taken a lot of punishment and is still going!

Striker wastes no time in pulling Steele back up and goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Steele backdrops his way out of it. Striker is back up quickly but the challenger takes him up and over with a Samoan Drop. Steele goes for the cover and the referee counts: one, two...foot on the ropes! Steele becomes frustrated and signals to the crowd that it's time for The Whiplash. The crowd comes to their feet as Wilde locks on the front facelock, but when he turns into the move Striker shoves him away. The champion drops to his knees and goes to the groin. He delivers a kick to the midsection and then drops the challenger his Superstar Slam. Striker covers quickly and the referee counts: one, two, three.

Winner: 'Superstar' Brad Striker (Retains the EWI Intercontinental Title)


BS: Brad Striker retains the Intercontinental title in what has to be a contender for match of the night!

GM: It could have gone either way, but Striker's stranglehold on the title continues.

BS: Well floks we were supposed to have the Corleone Gauntlet match next, but Corleone hasn't showed up to The Georgia Dome yet.

GM: So let me guess Zieba declared Corleone the loser of the match?

BS: Nope. They're saying that Zieba is gonna wait for him and as soon as he shows up the Gauntlet starts. So that's gonna move us to our next match with Tabu and 187.

GM: Zieba's gonna wait? I don't know if that's good or bad.

BS: Here comes a match up several folks have been waiting to see, and to be honest…we still don’t know what type of “alteration” Tabu has gone through as of late.

GM: It’s more like a total make over. Tabu was running around like a freakin’ mad man, I even got caught up in the mayhem once, while Saul and 187 were trying to catch him!

BS: Oh yeah, the night Tabu defeated Malign in the Arabian Street Fight. 187 accidentally shot a tranquilizer dart at you, attempting to fire it at187.

GM: It was an embarrassing moment; I don’t like to talk about it! But since Tabu was ordered to go to therapy, a change definitely took over him.

BS: Yes indeed, last time we saw Tabu he was wrestling “Mr. Hardcore” Evan Aho for the EWI Extreme World title. Tabu gave the champ a run for his money in an exciting bout, which unfortunately ended in his loss to the champion, but Tabu proved that he could hold his own against the best.

GM: Yeah, but in the process he not only ticked off Eddy Love, but all of SSN. Saul had a sweet deal laid out for Tabu, but he just couldn’t put up his end of the bargain. Tonight we will see Saul’s bodyguard, 187, taking on Tabu.

BS: And just announced by Eddy Love earlier in the week, he is going to be the special referee for this match. Not to mention, Saul stated that if Tabu won the match, he would no longer be obligated to him and would be free from his contract.

GM: Let’s get the introductions underway.


187 vs. Tabu

7'2", 450lbs | 6'2", 240lbs

Detroit, Michigan | Bombay, India

| "Hate Me Now" by Nas & Puff Daddy


CUEUP: “Hate Me Now” by Nas & Puff Daddy. Saul walks out calmly with a smirk on his face. The mammoth 187 slowly paces behind him. As they walk down the ramp several pyrotechnics go off and the crowd boos heavily. Saul steps up on the apron and steps in between the ropes, 187 follows and steps over the top rope, into the ring. Saul calls for the microphone.

SED: For those of you who do not know me, my name is Saul E. Dastardly! (Fans boo) Before I get off into a rant, allow me to push the TRUE MAIN EVENT for this show. Tonight you will see a treat for all ages, as SSN’s own “Hurricane” Eddy Love, the current SSN Federation champion and holder of several other titles throughout his long illustrious career. A man that has wrestled and laid to rest several legends throughout his career. And he is going to entertain you the people tonight in the SSN Main Event. Oh yeah, who is that hack he is wresting tonight? His name doesn’t come to mind, but he’ll be the one screaming “I Quit” later on tonight. Now that I have that out of the way, allow me to introduce to you that same man who will be main eventing tonight and he is the special guest referee for this bout, ladies and gentlemen put your hands together and give a nice warm welcome to my pal and yours…. ”HURRICANE” EDDY LOVE!

CUEUP: “What’s Love Got To Do With It” by Tina Turner. Love walks out donning a sleeveless black and white striped shirt and black pants. The crowd gives a mixed reaction to crafty veteran, with a few isolated chants of “Eddy”. Eddy strolls to the ring and leaps up onto the apron. Then stepping between the ropes and into the ring. He raises his arms in the air, the crowd boos loudly. Saul and Eddy shake hands and Saul passes the microphone over to the ring announcer. He then gets on the outside, in 187’s corner. 187 and Eddy shake hands, Love pats him on the back, gives a wink, and gives an “OK” hand gesture. 187 smiles with approval.

RA: And now his opponent…

CUEUP: “Wicked” by Ice Cube.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, he hails from Bombay, India…give it up for the true King of Extreme…TABU!

Saul turns to the ramp to view Tabu’s arrival, as does Love and 187. The music is pumping through the arena loudly and the fans are on their feet. Saul is asking the announcer what the hold up is, and he just shrugs his shoulders in response. Then all of the sudden, through the crowd and behind the SSN gang, Tabu emerges through the crowd. He jumps the guardrail and the crowd is at a higher pitch. His looks are different once again; he is in his old ring attire, shinny baggy genie pants and a white sash around his waist. He walks over to Saul and taps him on the shoulder. Dastardly turns around and is drilled with a hard right hand to the jaw and is subsequently floored due to the blow.

BS: That certainly caught Saul off guard. I think the sound of Saul hitting the floor got the attention of Love and 187. Eddy is now ordering Tabu to get into the ring.

GM: He is doing what most refs do, exercising the 10 count. I think it’s a stroke of genius. If Tabu doesn’t answer to Eddy, he will remains under Saul’s control.

Tabu kicks Saul a few times in the ribs and then quickly slides under the bottom rope and back out to the floor to break the count. Tabu motions for 187 to come to the outside.

BS: I thought this was a regular match, not an Anything Goes event.

GM: Well when you have Tabu in there and a ref that doesn’t mind the guys mixing it up a little, in Eddy Love, the rules sometimes get bent just a tad.

187 answers Tabu’s challenge and goes to the outside.187 is talking a lot of trash and Tabu is visibly getting angry. 187 goes for a punch, but Tabu ducks it and connects with a few quick shots to the big man’s ribs, which barely phase the big man. 187 swings again, this time catching Tabu behind the ear and causing him to stumble around. He follows it with a vicious lariat that floors Tabu. 187 then lifts him to his feet and whips him into the guardrail. Tabu hits hard and the railing is bent up in the area Tabu smacked.

BS: 187 now walking over to the fallen Tabu and is sticking those size 19’s to him.

GM: Well I got some background info on 187. He was the personal security guard for a lot of stars, including Rob Zombie, MC Hammer, and even Tiffany, the original mall rat performer. The guy has a history of violence, assault charges, run-ins with the law, and so basically he fits right in with EWI!

BS: This is his first wrestling match here though, not to mention whom he is in there with. Tabu is just off the wall; you never know what is going to happen next with him.

187 lifts Tabu up and tosses him into the ring. Tabu stumbles back to his feet as 187 is getting over the ropes. They start duking it out again. 187 clubbers Tabu with several rights and lefts and then tosses him into one of the corners.

BS: He must have tossed Tabu about 10 feet! That is some feat of strength!

187 charges into the corner with a flying shoulderblock and drills Tabu with it. 187 then raises his arms in victory and cups his hands to his ears, the crowd boos accordingly. Tabu slowly gets back to his feet and 187 notices it immediately and runs into the corner with an elbow msash, but Tabu sidesteps it and 187 crahses into the corner. Tabu quicjkly jumps up and bounces off of the second rope and hits 187 with a dropkick. 187 is staggering around and Tabu does a few combo moves on the big man, mainly punches and elbows.

BS: And Eddy Love is stepping in between them, he isn’t allowing Tabu to break the rules, like he did for 187.

GM: Hey, life uscks and then you die. Get over it. If Tabu would have done his part for SSN, none of this would be necessary.

Tabu gives Love a crazed stare and then starts kicking at 187’s gut. He grabs him by the hair and flings the big man into the ropes. The mammoth comes off and Tabu hits him with a spinning heel kick. 187 flops down to the mat and looks to be hurt off of that move. Tabu quickly gets to his feet and ascends to the top rope. 187 is slowly getting up and Tabu comes off with a back-flip off the top into a body press and 187 hits the mat hard. Tabu goes for the cover.

BS: ONE….TW….NO not even close to a two count, 187 kicks out with authority. It’s going to take a Mack truck to knock that guy out!

GM: Tabu back to his feet and bounces off the ropes. 187 gets back up to his feet and Tabu kicks him in the gut and bounces off the ropes again but 187 catches him on the rebound!

BS: But wait…Tabu some how reverses it into a float over DDT!

Tabu goes to the top rope once again and comes off with a senton splash. He then grabs both of 187’s legs and hooks him up in some type of leglock.

BS: What do you call that move?

GM: I saw it on some tapes from the Old Japan promotion, that’s the Fujiwara Legbar.

BS: Yeah right, you know as much about it as I do…absolutely nothing! It seems Tabu has picked up a few things since he was brainwashed.

187 is in pain and Tabu increases the pressure. Saul E. Dastardly finally gets to his feet after getting nailed by Tabu earlier on. He notces what going on and quickly goes to 187’s aid by tossing him his cell phone. 187 reaches up, with a painful look on his face, and is able to whack Tabu with the phone, over his head. Tabu slumps to the mat and 187 slides out from his grip. Saul waves a towel in front of his face and if fanning him with it, trying to cool him down. Saul grabs a bottle of water off of a table at ringside and pours it in 187’s face. The big man snaps out of it and Saul instructs him to attack Tabu.

BS: 187 is walking over to Tabu. He leans down to pick him up and Tabu jabs him with some shiny object!

GM: That’s a fork! He has used that fork on several opponents in the past. Love didn’t see it and Tabu has hidden it somewhere.

187 is on the mat and is busted open. The blood is pouring over his face. Tabu picks him up by the hair and pushes 187 into the corner. He stands up on the second rope and begins hammering 187’s head with fists. He then jumps down and whips 187 into the ropes, he follows close behind and hits him with a bulldog. Tabu then runs to the outside and starts to toss several folding chairs that are around ringside into the ring.

BS: Tabu has tossed at least six chairs into the ring.

GM: He is trying to hit Eddy with those, he better watch it before he gets disqualified.

Love begins to kicks a few of the chairs out of the ring. Tabu storms back inside the ring and goes after 187, who is slowly getting to his feet. 187 is a little groggy but is able to manhandle Tabu and hoist him up on the top turnbuckle. He then backs up to slap Tabu, but he leans back out of 187’s reach. He retaliate with a quick boot to the gut and then delivers a tornado DDT to 187, who happens to land his head on top of one of the chairs still in the ring.

BS: Did you see that!? Out of nowhere Tabu looks to have 187 bgeat here.

GM: I don’t know, he used a foreign object to make it happen.

BS: Tabu with the cover…and Eddy Love is hesitating.

GM: He should, that wasn’t legal…what he did.

BS: Love finally drops to the mat to make the count. ONE….TWO…WHAT THE HELL?

GM: Love stopped the count. You had to expect this to happen with Eddy being the referee. He’s not going to let his bodyguard get embarrassed! Eddy is now on his feet.

BS: And Tabu is doing the same thing. Tabu is now in Eddy’s face…I am not so sure Eddy should do that.

GM: Why not, Eddy is THE MAN, he can do whatever the hell he wants.

Love tells Tabu that 187 had his shoulder up, but the giant hasn’t moved an inch since he got hit with the DDT. Tabu gives Love an evil look and goes back over to 187. Saul is screaming on the outside, pounding on the apron. 187 is starting to come around but Tabu is there. Saul runs to the opposite side of the combatants and steps inside of the ring. He grabs one of the chairs that Tabu tossed in earlier. He tip toes behind Tabu is draws back and is about to nail him with the chair when Tabu turns around and Saul quickly drops the chair, out of fear. Tabu grabs Saul around his throat….Saul is pleading with him. While this is going on 187 clears the cobwebs and picks up a steel chair off of the mat. He reels back and pastes Tabu with the chair. A sickening thud is heard throughout the arena and the chair is dented beyond belief. Saul fixes his coat collar and goes back to shouting orders at 187.

BS: Oh no…what on earth are they doing now? Tabu is a beaten man, but they want to add insult to injury, it appears.

GM: 187 is on the top rope, it’s rare to see a man his size get up to the top.

187 is perched on the top turnbuckle. Love picks up Tabu and has him in the atomic drop position, but quickly hands him over to 187 on the top rope. 187 comes off with a devastating SUPERBOMB which rattles the ring with it’s impact. He then makes the cover and Love quickly makes the count.

BS: ONE….TWO….THREE! It’s over and it looks like Tabu is going to have to continue to live this nightmare.

Winner: 187


GM: 187 is a bloody mess, but he showed the world tonight that he is the real deal. The guy can be a legitimate title contender after this bout.

BS: Oh whatever! Saul goes to a table a grabs a pitcher of water. He is instructing Love and 187 to hold down Tabu. He sets the pitcher on the apron and goes to grab the house mic.

SED: You see people, you can cheer this man all you want but the fact remains that I still OWN HIS ASS! (chuckles) Tabu, where is your new buddy, Evan Aho? I thought he had your back, but I guess that was just on the last show, huh? (Saul grabs the pitcher of water and dumps it on Tabu’s head, which somewhat revives the mad man.) I am going to ask you this ONE FINAL TIME, you can make this easy by just coming back to me and going back into therapy. Are you with SSN? (Slaps Tabu’s face.) Are you with SSN!? ANSWER ME, DAMN IT! (Slaps Tabu across the face, once again.) Oh you got something to say? Speak, show these people your newfound talent? GET REAL! You are a mute freak, I have known you for years and I have never heard you even utter a word. Not one single word. So go ahead, tell me how you feel. Let these people know the “real” Tabu, whatever that menas. (laughs)

Saul puts the microphone to Tabu’s face and doesn’t get a response. He begins to speak into the microphone again.

SED: Are you with SSN? You know the saying, if you can’t beat ‘em…join ‘em. Come on Tabu, come back home! If you are going to say anything, say the networks call letters! S…S…N! (Fans boo.)

Saul puts the mic to Tabu’s mouth. Tabu grunts a little and then takes a deep breath.

TABU: E…W…I!!!!

Saul kicks Tabu in the gut. 187 and Love follow suit and begin sticking the boots to Tabu. Love lifts him up and delivers a Hurricane Piledriver on a steel chair, with 187 assisting, adding a spike to it. They give Tabu the boots for a little while longer and then exit the ring. The fans throw trash at them as they go back up the ramp. Tabu lays in the ring, battered, beaten, and motionless.

BS: HOLY SHIT!

GM: You can’t say that on the air.

BS: HOLY SHIT! This is pay per view…I can get away with it! Tabu has never said a word…NOTHING!

GM: So he can talk, big deal.

BS: It is! You better believe it! Some people’s first word’s are “mommy” or “daddy”, his were EWI…that speaks volumes about his state of mind.

GM: That he is a deranged lunatic?

BS: No, the opposite. Maybe he has some sense after all.

Dark Carnival comes out and the fans begin to cheer. They go to Tabu’s aid, but the damage has been done. Apocalypse and Kevin Powers help bring him to his feet and once he regain conciousness he realizes who is in there. He pushes them off and takes a few steps back. Powers gives him a clap, as does Apocalypse. The fans stand to their feet and give Tabu a standing ovation. He stands on the second rope and raises both arms in the air. He then steps down and shakes the hands of Dark Carnival. They exit the ring together.

GM: The Dark Carnival? Out here to save Tabu? Can Powers even SEE past his bandages?

BS: Aparently so and they came out in the nick of time to help out the man from Bombay! SSN might be growing, but so now is team EWI!

GM: Makes me sick.

BS: Coming up next folks is one I've been waiting for and it's the Thunderdome match involving Commando, Gemini, and Cancer.

GM: Commando hates Gemini, Cancer hates Gemini, Commando and Gemini can't really enjoy eachother, but they have a common enemy in both of Gemini.

BS: It should be an interesting one considering that the wiinner has to defeat both opponents.

GM: Hell can anyone even survive in this match considering who the three are.

BS: Well we're about to find out as this match is getting ready to start!


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