'Furious' Jesse Falcon vs Kin Hiroshi

6'2", 223lbs | 6'0", 198lbs

Dallas, TX | Tokyo, Japan

'Cowboy' - Kid Rock | "Five Finger Crawl" - Danzig


Kin Hiroshi and Jesse Falcon circle each other. Jesse Falcon shoots out and trips Kin Hiroshi with a single leg take down. Jesse Falcon drives a knee into Kin Hiroshi thigh and pulls back on the toe. Kin reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. The ref calls for the break and Jesse Falcon releases the hold. Kin rolls out of the ring and walks the knot out his thigh, the ref reaches a seven count before Kin Hiroshi slides back in under the bottom rope. Jesse Falcon allows Kin to get to his feet and charges, Kin ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning heel kick that sends Jesse Falcon to the mat. Kin Hiroshi locks on a reverse chin lock, but Jesse is close enough to the ropes to grab them, but Kin refuses to break the hold. The ref starts the count and Kin releases the hold by slamming Jesse face first into the mat on the ref's four count.

BS: There was no call for that.

GM: What? He just released the hold, Jesse fell on his face.

Jesse quickly springs to his feet only to be hit with a knife edge chop from Kin Hiroshi. Jesse fights back with some kicks, but Kin Hiroshi knees Jesse in the gut and Jesse stumbles out onto the floor. Jesse Falcon slowly rises to his feet and Kin Hiroshi comes flying over the top rope with a springboard plancha, but Jesse Falcon Moves and Kin hits nothing but cement. Jesse slides back in and climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with a flying body press that send both men to the floor. The ref starts the count. One...Two...Three...Four....Five....Jesse Falcon slides back in followed by Kin Hiroshi. Jesse drops a knee on the kidney area of Kin Hiroshi's back. Jesse then pulls Kin Hiroshi up and shoots him into the far ropes and catches a a wicked flying forearm that sends Kin Hiroshi to the mat. Jesse Falcon points to the top rope and climbs up.

BS: Looks like a Fury Bomb.

GM: Get out of the way Kin. Get out of the way.

Jesse Falcon takes off and Kin Hiroshi rolls out of the way. Jesse Falcon hits nothing but the mat on that Fury Bomb (Senton Bomb). Kin Hiroshi crawls over and drapes an arm over the torso of Jesse Falcon. One...Two...Thr.....Kick out. Jesse Falcon struggles to his feet and Kin Hiroshi charges and Jesse Falcon back drops him over the top rope onto the cement. Jesse shoots off the far ropes and comes flying over the top rope with a Fury Bomb on Kin Hiroshi on the cement floor.

BS: They're both dead.

GM: All I can say is Wow.

The ref gets to five before either man stirs and it's Jesse Falcon, who gets a huge reaction from the crowd. Jesse pulls Kin up and climbs up the steps and is caught with a knee lift as his tries to get back in the ring. Kin Hiroshi climbs up on the second rope and hits a Guillotine Leg Drop as Jesse Falcon is draped on the second rope. Kin Hiroshi pulls Falcon up and hooks a inverted face lock, but Jesse drops down hitting a jaw breaker on Kin Hiroshi. Jesse lays down on his back as Kin pulls himself up in the corner. Jesse Falcon gets up and charges at Kin Hiroshi. Kin moves to the side and Jesse hits the turnbuckles hard. Kin Hiroshi makes the cover and places his feet on the second rope. One..Two...Three...

Winner: Kin Hiroshi


(Kin Hiroshi is standing hands raised in Victory, when onto the ramp walks Saul E Dastardly with Eddy Love clapping wildly for Hiroshi's victory. Hiroshi looks towards Love and bows.)

LOVE: Incredible as always Kin. The performance I expect from a man I call partner.

(Love walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, leaning back on the turnbuckle in his "Super Sports Eddy" T-shirt.)

LOVE: I came down here to right whatever wrong you feel you've been done, Kin. Our team was going to be unbeatable. We through Sampson and Achoo all over the ring like rag dolls. We dominated with such strength that the whole wrestling world talked about how the addition of Japanese Thunder to the SSN roster may very well be Eddy Love's biggest contribution. We had assembled an unequaled talent roster..... Cole Steele, 187, Hiroshi and Eddy Love. Next, I find out from Saul that he and Marcus have arranged the addition of my close personal friend Daniel Ryan, The Ego Buster himself.... and SSN seems destined to roll on behind you Kin into the future as far as we can see. Then Kin, I tune in to the Saturday show and get an earful of you running me down as the weak link.

( Love drops his head in what appears to be true sadness.)

Then I hear those words escape your mouth Kin. You void the SSN contract that I worked so hard to get you. (pauses, while shaking his head no.)..... Kin why have thou foresaken me?

(Kin begins to speak but is cut off by the PA system. Cue up: Van Halen "Runnin' with the Devil". Melissa steps through the curtain followed by the Vital Idols.)

MELISSA: No one wants to go down on that ship Eddy. You have no friends. Just because Steele and Ryan are in Saul and Gottfried's pocket, does not make them your friend Eddy. No "team" can rally around a selfish piece of trash like yourself. Kin Hiroshi just found out in a few weeks what it took me years to learn Eddy, You are unbearable. Get him boys.

(Melissa motions towards the ring and Tony and Sky slowly walk towards the ring. Kin looks confused and Eddy looks to him, hands up begging.)

LOVE: Come on Kin. We're a team. What's Hurricane Eddy without Japanese Thunder? Help me Kin, don't let these 2 teen angel punks jump on me.

(Kin doesn't answer Eddy, but as the Idols enter the ring Hiroshi kicks Sajec in the stomach, doubling him over. Saul tosses Eddy a pair of brass knuckles and Kin grabs Sky Suicide holding his arms behind him. Love takes aim at Sky. Winds up then.....)

BS: Love just Pearl Harbored Kin Hiroshi!!!!!! Hiroshi is busted wide open!!!!!

GM: He had it coming. Eddy wasn't sure if Kin was with the Idols or not.

BS: Love, Sajec, and Sky are embracing in the ring. That's who's with the Idols, Garrett..... SSN is with the Idols. Sky goes to the top rope while Love and Sajec work over Hiroshi.

(As Sky climbs the rope, the camera pans to Melissa whose mouth has dropped open, and her bottom lip is trembling..)

GM: Suicide Solution..... Sky just nailed it and Hiroshi is laying in a pool of his own blood. His left leg is twitching, they may end his career right here, tonight Brett.

BS: Sajec off the ropes..... TURN ON ELBOW.... Someone get some help.

(Love grabs a microphone as the Vital Idols continue to kick away at Hiroshi. Saul enters the ring placing SSN T-shirts on the Idols and getting a few kicks in himself.)

LOVE: What's the matter little lady, your back stage pass is still good for the night, even if you don't have any clients on the current roster. Me and Tony, Sky and Saul got a little locker room celebration party planned so how bout you go get your crap outta *our* locker room.

(Melissa storms out. As she disappears through the curtain Aho, Tabu and Sampson hit the runway, in a full sprint to the ring. The Idols try to charge after them, but Saul and Eddy hold them back and all four flee as the EWI wrestlers hit the ring.)

BS: MY GOD! This place is breaking down!

GM: How about that? Kin just got hit with what Japan did to us back in the day by the likes of Suicide and Sajec and now they're SSN! Ya gotta love it!

BS: The line has been drawn in the sand and SSN gains two more tonight along with Dan 'Ego Buster' Ryan. Where does it end?

GM: I don't know, but it's looking great!

BS: Well Gary I've just been handed a letter letting us know about the road to Genesis.

GM: This should be interesting.

BS: After Meltdown we'll be heading to Roberts Stadium in Evansville, Indiana for Heatwave. After that it's the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indy for Shockwave.

GM: No RCA Dome?

BS: Not this time.

GM: DAMN!!

BS: From there we head to the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan.

GM: DETROIT ROCK CITY! Oh Hell yes!

BS: And then, the big one, the one that put EWI on the map and turned wrestling around ... it's GENESIS and it'll be at last years venue The United Center in Chicago, Illinois!

GM: Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good tour.

BS: Well folks, our next match is a new rivalry here in the EWI.

GM: Hey, Brett...What's the deal with the Cell coming down?

BS: I'm not really sure.

[Devil without a Cause by Kid Rock plays and VP McCarver steps out from the back with a microphone in hand.]

VPM: Though tonight is only my first night on the job, I figured, I'd follow along in the footsteps of the man that hired me. I know the St. Louis Calab-O is in the building and I thought that the best way to keep them out of the match is make this a Hell in the Cell match.

[The crowd erupts in cheer. As VP McCarver exits back through the curtain.]

GM: Well, I guess the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

BS: Looks like Mr. McCarver is going to flex a little bit of Muscle around here.


Under Hell in a Cell Rules

Ricky Payne vs 'The Southern Fox' Zero

5'9", 220lbs | 6'5", 253lbs

St. Louis, MO | Charlotte, NC

'Judgement Night' - Onyx and Biohazzard | 'Everlasting Gaze' - Smashing Pumpkins


Ricky Payne enters the arena first and walks around the cell. Zero rushes out to a huge face pop by the crowd. Zero heads down the aisle and Ricky stands between him in the cage. Zero throws a right that sends Ricky reeling. Zero then slams Ricky into the steel mesh of the cage. He then yanks the door open and tosses Ricky into the Cell and then follows him in. The ref shuts and locks the cage door. Ricky Payne catches Zero with a thumb to the eye and rubs his forehead across the mesh of the cage.

GM: He's grating him like cheese.

BS: Listen to that crowd, the Vice President is giving these people what they want.

Zero hits Ricky Payne with a back elbow that send Ricky reeling. Zero charges and hits a clothesline. Zero rolls Ricky Payne in the ring and follows him under the bottom rope. Ricky was up quickly and hits a leg drop on Zero. Ricky Payne pulls up Zero and applies a side headlock. Zero shoots him off to the ropes and hits a shoulder block that sends Payne to the mat. Zero drops a lightning quick elbow to the sternum of Ricky Payne. Zero waits for Ricky Payne to get up and hits a forearm shiver that sends Ricky Payne into the turnbuckles. Zero applies a front face lock and then hops up on the second rope. Tornado DDT, but Ricky pushes him off and Zero goes flying across the ring. Ricky slides out of the ring and pulls out a steel chair and a broom. Both are shoved in the ring. Zero grabs the chair, but Ricky Payne has the broomstick. Ricky swings the stick, but it's blocked by the steel chair. Zero with a boot to the stomach and Ricky doubles over and is hit in the back with the chair.

BS: What's going on?

GM: Looks like we have some company.

Justin Sane and Tommy Payne are on the outside of the ring, trying to get in through the chained door. Zero looks over at them and then looks at Ricky Payne and pulls him up. Zero delivers a diving Powerbomb onto the steel chair and covers Ricky Payne for the one..two...Three.

Winner: 'The Southern Fox' Zero


BS: The Southern Fox has done it.

GM: Well, He better figure a way out of there quickly.

Justin Sane has the keys from the ref on the outside and he's unlocking the cell. Zero starts to climb up the side of the cage. Once Justin Sane and Tommy Payne are in the ring, they lock the cell one more time. Inferno jumps over the railing and tries to get into the cage. He's pounding on the cage with a chair. Zero gets to the top and Justin Sane shakes the wall of the cage and Zero comes falling to the mat. Justin Sane tosses him in the ring and Tommy has the chair waiting and clobbers him with the chair. Ricky Payne is back up and know kneels across the upper body of Zero and pounds on his forehead, busting him wide open. Tommy picks up Zero as Justin Sane pulls a table out from under the ring. Justin sets it up and Tommy powerbombs Zero from the ring to the table on the floor. Security has come down to the ring and have a pair of bolt cutters. Inferno is chopping at the bit to get in there. Justin pulls two pair of Handcuffs out of his tights and handcuffs both of Zero's hands to the cage. Ricky Payne uses the chair to blast Zero right in the face. Justin Sane has the broomstick and starts to choke Zero with the broomstick. Suddenly the door opens and Inferno is in there with a chair. Inferno takes out all three men and then checks on Zero as the three members of the St. Louis Calab-O exit the cell and high-tail it from security.

BS: Inferno is out for the save and they've chased The St. Louis Calab-O back to the dressing room!

GM: And not a moment too soon, but Zero is gonna need medical help.

BS: (holds headset) Folks I'm behing told there is something going down in the back so let's cut the cameras there now.

(Ash is shown walking through the backstage area of the Georgia Dome. In his mouth, of course, is a burning cigarette. As he makes his way through the hallways, he is stopped by Marcus Gottfried.)

MG: Hold it right there, Ash.

(Ash looks at him, silently.)

MG: I can't allow you to go out there with that cigarette in your mouth. We can't have SSN promoting smoking now can we? What kind of message would we be sending?

(Ash shrugs and removes the cigarette from his mouth...)

MG: That's what I thou--

(...and blows smoke in the face of Gottfried. Ash begins to walk off when he is stopped by the sound of Gottfried's voice.)

MG: (coughing) How dare you! Ash, sixty-five percent of our viewers are minors and I can NOT have you out there smoking a cigarette like it's the "cool" thing to do! Now, if you don't remove that cancer stick from you're mouth I'll--

(Ash turns around)

A: You'll... what?

(Ash moves towards Gottfied. Gottfried is obviously intimidated by Ash's much larger size. Ash steps chest to chest with him. Ash removes his cigarette and places the tip on Gottfried's jacket arm, leaving a small burnt hole on the jacket. Ash turns to walk away once again.)

GM: Ash, I'm warning you..

(Suddenly, Ash turns around and punches Gottfried right in the face, causing the SSN rep to fall to the floor in pain, holding his eye. Ash flicks the remainder of his cigarette on him.)

A: Don't EVER try to tell me what to do.

(Ash turns and walks away as the scene switches back to the announcer's table.)

GM: As if Ash wasn't ready enough for his Television Title match ...

BS: And you know the irony of that?

GM: What's that?

BS: That very match is next.

GM: The exploding table match?

BS: Yep.

GM: Lord help us.

BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our second title defense as Malgin puts the TV title on the line against Ash!


For The EWI Television Title

In a Exploding Table Match

Malign vs. Ash

6' 11", 302lbs | 6' 10", 307lbs

Hell's Kitchen, NY | Detroit, MI

'Falling Away From Me' - Korn | 'Break Stuff' - Limp Bizkit


BS: No love lost between Malign and Ash. It’s safe to say that NEITHER man will come out of this match completely unscathed. There is a lot of hate in that ring.

GM: Malign is twisted. Ash is perpetually in a bad mood. Shivers is in Malign’s corner on the outside. Throw exploding tables into that mix an you have an extremely volatile recipe for violence.

BS: To win one must put their opponent through one of four tables lined up just outside the ring. These tables have been rigged to explode upon impact, leaving the benefactor of their wrath in a world of hurt.

GM: I have no idea how Zieba was able to sanction this. Especially with Gottfried breathing down his neck.

BS: Nor I.

Right off the bat Malign and Ash go toe-to-toe trading punches.

BS: The similarities between Ash and Malign are many, including their builds. Ash at about six feet ten inches, Malign standing six-foot eleven. Both weigh in at just over three hundred pounds.

GM: That translates into a lot of body area to hit those exploding tables.

Malign nails Ash with an elbow and bounces off the ropes for a shoulder block. Ash meets him in the center of the ring. Neither man budges. Ash off the ropes now and tries his luck against Malign. The two shoulder up again with neither backing off an inch.

BS: If this is any indication, we have an undeniably even pairing on our hands here.

Ash nails Malign with a head butt and follows it up with a body slam. Ash tries a leg drop but Malign rolls out of the way and Ash crashes to the mat. Malign with a head butt of his own on Ash. Ash is staggers back and Malign blasts him with a clothesline that takes Ash to the mat. Malign tries to capitalize with an elbow drop but Ash sees it coming and moves to avoid it at the last second. Both men are up quickly to neutral corners of the ring.

BS: Ash and Malign lock up and Ash sends Malign to the ropes. Ash chases his down with a running elbow smash. Malign tumbles through the ropes and out to the floor where he manages to land on his feet.

GM: Ash is right behind him, looks like it’s breaking down into the extreme match-up these two had predicted!

Malign grabs the first chair within reach and chucks it into Ash’s face. Ash is rocked by the blow but doesn’t go down. Malign grabs Ash by the back of the neck and sends him face first into the ring post. Ash goes down.

GM: Great technical wrestling by Malign.

BS: Brilliant commentary by McFarland.

GM: Stupid tie by Sanders.

Malign is searching for more implements of destruction underneath the ring apron. Ash is up however and grabs a chair of his own. Just as Malign turns, Ash pastes him with the chair across his forehead. Malign’s knees buckle and he crumbles to the ground. Ash unmercifully bashes him again with the chair.

GM: That will leave a mark.

Shivers is making his way around the ring and catches Ash with a hard right hand.

BS: The ref has no control of this match. Why is he even out here?

GM: The referee is to this match what a hood ornament is to a Chrysler LeBaron.

BS: Shivers and Ash trade punches as Malign struggles to his feet. Malign drills Ash from behind. Shivers picks Ash up and throws him down on the outside with a powerbomb!

Malign scrapes Ash off the ground and hits a powerbomb of his own.

BS: Ash is in big trouble! Malign and Shivers are throwing him back into the ring.

Shivers posts Ash on the top turnbuckle and sets up for the Fear Effect. Ash suddenly snaps to and pushes Shivers off the top rope out of the ring through one of the tables.

GM: Good God!

A huge explosion erupts as Shivers crashes through the table. Ash collapses into the ring. Malign can’t believe what he’s seeing.

BS: Malign’s help is out of the picture. Malign is charging Ash. Ash gets to his feet...

Ash catches Malign with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends Malign over the ropes and crashing through a second table accompanied by a loud explosion!

BS: The ref is calling for the bell, Ash has done it!

Winner: Ash (NEW EWI Television Champion)


GM: What was Shivers thinking? Malgin could've done it by himself, but now he's on the short end of the stick!

BS: However you want to look at it only one thing is true and that's Ash winning the EWI Television title at Domination II!

GM: Can it get any more interesting?

BS: Well it should for you.

GM: How's that?

BS: Well our next match is Miss Tania Beatty taking on former MHW Ladies Champion and Dark Carnival member 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst with Miso in her corner.

GM: Oh really now? We've seen puppies tonight so can we see three sets more? Oh thank you man above.

BS: As my color man get's his pervert thing going on let's go to the ring for our next match which is under no DQ and anything goes rules.

GM: THAT TOO?? Oh someone is losing their shirt in the ring tonight!

BS: (rolls his eyes) Let's go to the ring.


Under No DQ / Anything Goes Rules

Miss Tania Beatty vs 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst

5'9", 130lbs | 5'9", 160lbs

Sydney, Australia | Portage, IN

'I Lift My Eyes Up' - Miss Angie | 'Erotica' - Madonna


As Tania's music played she came out to a roar from the fans showing their support, but once the music died and was replaced by 'Erotica' - Madonna the noise level grew even larger showing support for the Dark Carnival ladymenbers. As Fairhurst entered the ring the ref called for the bell and the match quickly began with both ladies trying to get the advantage on the other.

GM: What is Tania wearing?

BS: Wrestling gear. What does it look like?

GM: Where's the skimpy outfit? Man this sucks!

BS: Only you Gary Mac ... only you.

With both leaning into eachother with an elbow and collar tie up it was Fairhurst who got the advantage and caught a hip toss on Tania. Getting back up Tania started to go towards Fairhurst again, but when Fairhurst lunged at her Tania tumbled to the side making Fairhurst stutter step and as she turned around Fairhurst was met with a superkick to the chops by Tania dropping her in an instant.

BS: Wow! What a shot by Tania Beatty into the mouth of Fairhurst.

GM: That's gonna upset Powers.

BS: How ... don't you dare say it.

GM: That's his mouthpiece for interviews. What were you thi .... OH NO I wouldn't say that.

BS: Of course you wouldn't.

Seeing her down Tania ran towards the ropes, jumped to the top, kept her balance, and leaped off with a moonsault while Fairhurst was getting back up. As they both came crashing down Tania rolled up Fairhurst for the pin, but only got a two count out of the attempt. With Miso yelling on the outside for Fairhurst to get back up Tania helps Fairhurst back to her feet and chops her across the chest for good measure until she's back up against the ropes. Tania then throws Fairhurst into the ropes, but Fairhurst reverses and it's Tania that goes. Once she comes off Fairhurst ducks down, but is met with a boot right into her face followed up by a standing hurriciana dropping Fairhurst right on her head. Dropping down Tania goes for another pin, but again she only gets two out of the fall.

BS: Again Tania comes up short on the pin count.

GM: This has been a pretty good match so far Brett.

BS: That it has Gary.

GM: But no stripping! GET WITH IT LADIES!

BS: Would you stop that.

Surprised, Tania starts to head out of the ring and up one of the turnbuckles until she gets to the top and jumps off with a frogsplash, but Fairhurst manages to lift her knees and catches Tania flush in the midsection. Now with Tania clutching her stomach, Fairhurst makes it to her feet finally and makes her way to the side of the ring where Miso is standing.

GM: Now what is she doing.

BS: Well she's saying something to Miso and ... she's pulling up the curtain on the side ... oh no.

GM: Oh it had to happen. Garbage can, table, kendo stick, we're about to go extreme female style.

BS: Well you usually get upset about extreme stuff so why not now?

GM: Hey the ladies have something to prove.

BS: Oh and I believe you too.

GM: (yelling) Rip her shirt of honey!

Receiving the arsenal Fairhurst reaches for the Kendo stick, measures Tania up with it, and clobbers her over the head with the stick dropping her back down and quickly going for the pin, but Tania kicks out at two and the match continues. As Fairhurst turns around to look for another item to use on Tania she grabs a chair and turns around, but as she turns around Tania is already up and dropkicks the chair right into Fairhurst's face and drops her down again. Tania, now in control, goes for the garbage can and repeatedly attacks Fairhurst with it without letting up. As she tosses the garbage can to the side Tania goes for the pin again, but as the ref is about to make the taps Miso gets on the top apron and starts yelling at the ref distracting him from the count.

BS: What is she doing up there?

GM: What she normally does without knowing it. Distracts. And with a body like that she does a DAMN good job of it.

BS: Whatever she's doing she's getting involved in a match she shouldn't.

GM: Hey it's no DQ so like it matters.

Frustrated, Tania makes her way over to the ref so that he can get back into the match, but Miso grabs onto the shirt of the ref so that he is still preoccupied. Tania then tells Miso to get down, but while doing this Miso has managed to give Fairhurst enough time to get back on her feet. Once on her feet Miso jumps back down onto the floor and as Tania turns around she catches a chair from a standing Fairhurst who follows up with a dropkick right into the chair right into the face of Tania. Taking advantage of the distraction Fairhurst kicks the chair to the opposite corner and then picks up Tania in a powerbomb and runs with her dropping her on the chair and rolls her up with a pin.

Winner: 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst


GM: A running powerbomb on a chair!

BS: She calls it Erotic Revenge and she gets the win with it!

GM: Yeah she got the win, but no clothes came off. What a rip!

BS: You can't have your way all the time. And now Miso is in the ring with Fairhurst and they're both checking on Tania to make sure she's okay.

GM: Hey a three-way!

BS: WOULD YOU STOP! Tania is now up and obviously frustrated, but she sticks her hand out and they both shake. Sportsmanship at it's finest.

GM: Wouldn't you mean (puts pinkie to his lips) Sportwomanship?

BS: Mike Powers you are not. And now .... OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!

As they are about to head out of the ring Suicide, Sajec, and Steele run down to the ring and start to attack everyone in the ring. Miso and Fairhurst are the first to get tossed over the ring rope as they single out Tania and back her into a corner.

GM: This could be something.

BS: This is sick. Three men against a female. Give me a break!

As they continue Hellfighter shows up from behind the curtain and runs to the ring sliding in and steps in-between Tania and the trio, but as he tries to back them off he is kicked from behind by Tania in the lower region.

BS: What the?

GM: Did she do what I think she did?

BS: Kicked Hellfighter in the privet area?

GM: That would be it!

Shocked and hunched over, Hellfighter turns around to ask why Tania did that and she returns the question with a slap in his face. The trio then attack Hellfighter backing him up into the ropes and hitting him with repeated punches into the face and body. Tania, at the same time, pulls Steele to the side and holds out her hand so that he can give her some handcuffs. She then takes them and handcuffs Hellfighter's arms to the ring ropes. After she's done everyone backs off and she calls for a mic.

Tania: (with the mic) "Surprise surprise Michael. I bet you never saw this coming. Well now you've seen it. I am the recently addition to growing Roster of the SSN. It was an offer that I just couldn't refuse. It was a contract with lots of zeros for lots of years. SO that means I get paid for doingwhatever I want when I want, and there is nothing Zieba or you can do to stop me. I made my decision, and I am sure that you will make yours.

But I didn't take this deal so much for me, I did it for you. I mean I will be the first to admit that it is not me that Marcus Gottfried wants, its you. You are the man who can put this war to an end once and for all. You see Michael, Gottfried isn't the bad guy, Zieba is. Who has been the one who has continually held you down since you got in EWI. Zieba. If it weren't for Gottfried for putting Zieba on the spot and giving you the chance that you finally deserve, you wouldn't be fighting Aho right now and you would be still stuck fighting some low life, no good mid carder/jobber. Zieba is the real heel/bad guy here, not Gottfried, and if you can see that, you would jump in right along after me.

Do you really love me, then come with me. I don't want to lose you Michael, but at the same time I want the bigger, better deal and Gottfried has it, not Zieba. Your better than this Michael, you deserve everything. And just like those hot steaming nights of passion where you left me lying in a pool of ecstasy, I can give you much more than that. I know that I don't want to give that up, and deep down you don't want to give it up either, so what do you say Michael, will you come with me, or am I leaving alone without you."

(Tania sticks the mic in Hellfighter's face to get a response. Hellfighter looks her dead in the eye, and without saying anything, he turns his head in shame and non-verbally says "no.")

Tania: "So that's your decision Michael, okay, you made your decision, and I made mine, live with it. Good by Michael."

(She give Hellfighter a good bye kiss on the lips before she begins to leave the ring until one of the SSN security guys stops her to talk to her.)

SSN Guy: "Tania, but what about him, what do you want us to do about...him?" (pointing at Hellfighter still chained to the corner.)

Tania: "You know boys, your a smart boy, and I trust you, do whatever you want with him."

SSN Guy: "But Miss Tania, doesn't he have a match with Evan Aho for the world title later on tonight?"

Tania: "Why as a matter of fact he does now that you mention it...Still do whatever you want with him."

SSN Guy: "All right. Thanks Miss Tania, we boys you hear the lady, lets go to work, lets have some fun."

(The SSN security begins ruthlessly beating down Hellfighter for no reason without mercy. As they are beating him Senseless, the music que up "Judgment Night" By Onyx & Biohazard as Miss Electra Watts with a mic in her hand makes her way out to a thunderous and deafening crowd pop.)

Electra: "Oh I'm sorry, am I breaking up the party? Whoops what was I thinking. Well since I we the St. Louis Calab -O don't give a f*** and do whatever the hell we want because we're assholes and damn proud of it, I figured that it was time for...a run in. So in the interest on ratings and fairplay. My I be more than proud to introduce the following.

Ladies and gentlemen, scrubs and scrubetts, childrens and pissants of all ages, may I have your attention please. No, this is NOT some DX rip off stunt, this is a warning that you are all in deep s***. Making their way to the ring, from St. Louis Missouri, at a total combined weight of 4000 lbs. around 2000 lbs. of the actual total combined weight, and the rest is the attitude, and grace and elegance and glory that they carry to the ring. Bass, DeeZee, Ricky, Tommy, the always much to Insane for all TV Justin Sane, and yes even the Naughty Frog Johnathan Davis...Yes I said Naughty Frog. Plus yours truly. Being escorted by the 'True Silent assassin himself,' Mr. Steel and his family too, The St. Louis Mutha F***in Calab-O!"

(As "Judgment Night" que up again, the rest of the St. Louis Calab-O comes walking briskly but pridefully to the ring with steel chairs to the ring. They storm the ring, and some people clear the ring, and those who don't run, stay and get nailed by Mr. Steel and his family with the Calab-O wielding them of course. Ricky grabs a pair of bolt cutters and cuts Hellfighter's handcuffs off of him and he helps him to his feet. Bass grabs the mic and gets ready to speak as the crowd listens. They are chanting "speak speak speak" to him. He waits for them to calm down before he speaks.)

Bass: "Yes its true, we have done our good deed for the millennium, don't expect us to do it again. But since we are so good at pissing people off, its fitting that we really see if we can piss the whole lot of you. So in the effort of or ratings and our show, we have decided to come out and save the EWI again." (speaking to the people) Now this is your part when you guys start chanting and calling us assholes now, you may do it...now.

(The crowd starts chanting "asshole" to the Calab-O, but Bass is loving the sounds of the crowd's cries while he orchestrates it with his hands.)

Bass: "Boy I jut love the sound of that, its just music to my ears. (they start to calm down, then Bass gets mad at them.) "Hey hey hey, did I tell you to stop chanting asshole to me, com on keep it coming keep it coming." (They start chanting again, but then Bass cuts them off again so that he can make his points across.)

Bass: "Boy I love that sound, why do people always get offend by that? Its so beautiful. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, now you all are wandering why we helped the hellfarter...er...I mean Hellfighter here. Does it mean that we are going soft?...No. Does it mean that we have grown a little soft spot for Zieba?...Hell no!...Does it mean that we really hate Gottfried more than we hate Zieba...Oh hell yeah man! We have found someone worse than Zieba and its this pansy ass SSN, the S***ty Suck Network. I mean come on, we are not going from hardcore to pansy ass old school wrastlin, and if for some odd reason that Zieba does lose this war, guess who is out of a job next? You guessed it! Us, and we ain't leaving. So we have unanimously but temporarily agreed to align ourselves up with the Hellfighter, and watch his back, at the same time he watches ours, a little give and take for everyone, and so here we are. It won't last, so better take our charity while it last because it won't. So what do you say Mikey, you want our services or not?"

HF: (regains his balance and composer as he stands up and walks up to Bass.) "Yeah sure I welcome it, what do I gotta lose? but no funny business now."

Bass: "Yeah sure, you can count on us." Just win one for us, and save a spot for me on your title card when you beat Aho for the title tonight."

Bass: "Now ladies and gentlemen, for your further enjoyment, back by popular demand, the 3 steps to the Calab-O way.

Step #1-Now...Hellfighter will get on his knees and say a prayer to God because now he is the one who will be praying for your ignorant asses because we are tired of doing that for your dumb s***, lipdick, slapasses.

Step #2-Then we shall beat the living hell out of each and every member of the SSN right out of EWI once and for all, then Zieba can thank us later, with preferably a huge pay raise and all that."

Step #3-Then when its all said and done, when the dust has finally settled and the dust has finally cleared, everybody, and I mean everybody will know without a shadow of a doubt that we are the true messiahs of the EWI. For it is written, and we have spoken. DeeZee, break this bad puppy down for us."

DeeZee: "Game...Set...Mutha F***in Match."

Electra: "Now Hit our beautiful music. The Messiahs have spoken."

(As "Judgment Night que up again, Hellfighter and the Calab-0 start to make their way out of the ring. Naughty Frog runs over to one of the barely half conscious SSN security guards and starts humping them where they lay with his "Naughty Hump." The rest of the Calab-O drab him off of the traumatized security guard.)

BS: Can you believe it! Tania screwed over Hellfighter and jumped ship to SSN!

GM: Now be correct. Tania didn't screw Hellfighter. Hellfighter screwed Hellfighter.

BS: Thanks for the update Vince, but we now know that Amplified is on the side of Hellfighter and the EWI!

GM: For the time being and don't forget the Payne brothers and Sane cause if Amplified is around you know they're around also so you might as well included ALL of The St. Louis Calab-O. Now the question is this. With Tania gone can Hellfighter go on and win the title from Evan Aho? I don't think so.

BS: I don't know about that, but we'll soon find out. Folks I've just got word that Major Deluxe and he has arrived to the local hospital where they are treating him for his injuries suffered by The Mechanical Animals.

GM: I'll bet he'll never stick his nose in their business again.

BS: (holds hand to headset) Folks I'm getting word that there is more problems breaking out in teh back.

(As the camer cuts to the back it shows an EMT person checking on Kevin Powers making sure that he's okay. As Apocalypse looks on, Dan 'Ego Buster' Ryan comes from behind and begins to heckle the group.)

DR: Oh Kevin did you get a little boo boo? You should be used to it considering how many times you love to kick back with a MGD ya drunk bastard.

A: (turning around) Ego Buster. How about you just turn around and leave us be.

DR: Hey Apocalypse how about you just shut your Darth Vader trap and back off otherwise I might have to break your boy Zieba's spine. Then were would you be?

A: (getting right in the face of Ryan) Perhaps I'll just go and find your agent Dave Brunk and Seventh Seal him until his skull splits in two.

DR: You just stay the Hell out of my path cause everyone knows you can't beat me. Remember I proved that when I retained the NthWA World Title and you were out on your back.

A: Then you should remember when extreme rules apply, say a junkyard, you are puppy lost without his master.

(As the two continue to stare eachother down it is Ryan who backs off first, but not without laughter)

DR: Boy you know who the real deal is so just learn to live with it cause I'm SSN and your blue haired trash.

(As Ryan walks away Apocalypse shakes his head in disgust and turns back to Powers who is still being worked on, but now Fairhurst and Miso are by his side.)


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