EWI Extreme Title Match

Under Fatal Four Way Rules

'Ironman' Bret Kross vs. 'Hurricane' Eddy Love vs. 'Good God' Kevin Powers vs. 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson

6'7", 256lbs | 6'5", 255lbs | 6'10", 318lbs | 6'2", 260lbs

Chicago, Ill | Clemson, SC | Chicago, ILL | Cincinatti, Ohio

'All Star' - Smashmouth | “Trampled Under Foot" - Led Zepplin | '(Can't You)Trip Like I Do' - Fliter and The Crystal Method | "Biggest and the Best" - Clawfinger


One by one the opponents came down to the ring ready to go for the scheduled match. With the sound of the bell the match was on the way with Love fighting it out with Sampson and Powers going one on one with Kross. Sampson and Love continued to trade shots until Love got the advantage and backed up Sampson into the ring corner. After a couple of more shots Love was about to run with a running bulldog, but Sampson pushed off just in time and Love hit hard on his back for his chanced efforts.

BS: What a move! Sampson is proving to the world that he belongs in the Main Event spotlight!

MP: Don't let Kross hear you said that. You know how he gets. Heck ask Gemini

On the opposite side Kross continued with a series of punches and chops and looked like he was getting the better of Good God, but once he went to boast to the crowd he was surprised by Powers picking him up and slinging him into the corner instead. That is when Powers hit with a series of elbow shots to the side of the face. Then, after connecting with a boot to the face, Powers then led him out and hit with his Power Zone (X-Factor).

BS: MY GOD!

MP: GOOD GOD!

BS: Powers is not to be denied tonight!

As they were the only two standing tall, Powers and Sampson was about to go after one another, but Love broke that up by pushing Powers into Sampson which made them headbutt one another. Love then clotheslined Powers out of the ring and took him to the ground floor. As Powers and Love were fighting it out on the outside it was Kross and Sampson all alone in the ring with Kross standing tall at the moment.

BS: It's Powers and Love on the floor as Sampson and Kross are in the ring.

MP: And Kross is about to show Sampson who is number one. See he's showing him right now.

BS: He's flipping him off.

MP: Same thing right?

As Sampson slowly made his way back up Kross went into the ropes and came off catching Sampson with a swinging neckbreaker. With Sampson down Kross went to the outside and pulled out a pair of tables from under the ring. Kross set the first one up just right in front of the South Korean announcer's table and slid the second on in the ring.

BS: What's he going to do with those tables?

MP: He's got a plan! He's got a plan!

Meanwhile, in the isleway, Powers and Love continued to fight it out with Melissa and Fairhurst in tow. Love still had the advantage and carried on with it by whipping Powers into the steel railing alongside the fans. Love then noticed the fire extinguisher from earlier in the Tabu and Inferno match and went for it. As he was coming back to clobber Powers with it Powers fired back with a swift boot to the face catching Love off-guard. Powers then connected with a stiffarm clothesline and Love went down. Seeing the extinguisher, Powers grabbed it and waited for Love to get back up. Once he did Powers surprised him by opening up with the extinguisher and covered Love with its contents.

BS: And Love now knows what the inside of a extinguisher taste like.

MP: Oh that was in poor taste.

On the inside Kross continued to beat on Sampson in the corner. With one of the tables set up in the corner, Kross whipped Sampson into the table and he did a flip crashing hard into the table's surface. Kross then went for the first pin of the night, but only got a two count out of it. Frustrated Kross tried to hook up Sampson with a suplex, but Sampson blocked it and hit with a suplex of his own. Sampson, now in control, picked up Kross and fired in a couple of chops before kicking him in the midsection. Doubled over, Kross fell victim to Sampson and was taken advantage of when Sampson picked him up and ran with a running powerbomb. Seeing him down and out Sampson then went to the outside and went to the top rope and landed on him with a frog splash. Sampson was able to cover with two, but that was about it.

BS: We almost had a new Extreme Champion there.

MP: It's a back and forth fight here. Anthing is possible!

BS: You need to go back to the Hill and get some Juicy girls don't you?

MP: If EWI is flippin the bil then HECK YES I WILL!

On the outside, in the back, Love and Powers were still going at it as Love was in control once again attacking Powers with a two by four laying around. With Powers down, Love went into a nearby garbage can and found an empty MGD bottle. Yelling 'REMEMBER THIS?' Love cracked Powers over the head with it opening him up. Off to the side Fairhurst is trying to hold Melissa back until she turns her head after hearing the bottle crash. Once she does Melissa manages to reach into her purse and pull out some spray and catches Fairhurst with the spicy mist.

BS: POWERS IS CUT AND FAIRHURST IS BLIND!

MP: I wonder if they'll get that special parking at shopping malls now.

BS: And you said I did a bad taste in jokes.

Back in the ring Sampson is still in control and looks ready for the kill. He goes to whip Kross into the ropes and positions himself for his deadly superkick, but Kross holds onto the ropes to avoid the attack. Sampson, upset and surprised, goes to rush Kross, but Kross ducks and Sampson goes over the top rope to the ground below. Kross then goes to the outside and continues to beat on Sampson until he's able to drag Sampson towards the set up table. Kross then places Sampson on the table and heads back into the ring. With Sampson still prone, Kross runs to the opposite side with the ropes giving him momentum. He then takes that and leaps over the top rope and comes crashing down on Sampson with a flying legdrop crashing the table upon impact.

BS: OH MY GOD! Kross is out for blood tonight!

MP: People have been putting him down and he wants to prove to the world that he is somebody.

In the back Love is about to set up Powers with his finisher, the Hurricane Piledriver, but Powers raises up and sends Love onto his back again. With the blood still flowing Powers looks around and searches for something until he finally finds it. Upon grabbing a half-filled Soju bottle from one of the South Korean workers in the back Powers brings Love to his feet and yells back 'I PREFER THIS!' and cracks Love in the face with it cutting him open as well. With Love down Powers continues his attack, but is jumped by Melissa. Powers tries to get her off and gets the help he needs from a recently blinded Fairhurst. She grabs at Melissa and drags her towards several pots nearby and opens one up to reveal the strong stench of Kimchi (OORP: Cabbage...don't ask). Screaming in terror Melissa tries her best to escape the stench, but Fairhurst manages to place a kicking Melissa headfirst into the South Korean delight.

BS: (laughing) Oh she's gonna be upset later on.

MP: That stuff STINKS! It's going to take forever to get that smell out of those clothes.

BS: You can go help her you know.

MP: You'll never hear this again, but she is on her own.

BS: A FIRST!!!

MP: SQUARE!

Back near the ring Jeffery Roberts has managed to make his way towards ringside just as Kross is tossing Sampson into the ring. As Kross is going for the pin he sees that Roberts is going for a chair and gets onto the ring apron. Kross then gets off of Sampson and goes to take the chair out of Roberts hands. As Kross finally turns around he is met with Sampson and his devastating superkick (Showstopper) with Sampson striking the chair which strikes the face of Kross. With Kross going down with a quickness Sampson covers him and the ref is there for the three count.

Winner: 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson(New EWI Extreme Champion)


BS: We have a new champion in Rob Sampson, but it did not earn it alone!

MP: Oh yeah! The Showstopper is one thing, but with a chair? It's something else all together!

BS: Four title matches and two changes. What that have in store for the World Champ tonight? We're gonan find out soon enough, but before that we've got Co-Owner Harders taking on K-9 in The Torture Chamber.

MP: New Commish Dupree wanted it and now we're gonna get it.

BS: Let's go back to the ring as the cage is up and ready to go!


Grudge Match: Torture Chamber

'The Hard One' Randy Harders vs K-9

6'2", 315lbs | 5'11", 289lbs

Long Island, NY | San An, TX

"Down in the Park" - Maryln Manson | "Hit 'Em Up" - Tupac Shakur


BS: We're all set for this match as we see the cell being lowered down.

MP: Look at all the goodies at ringside, baby!

BS: I hear there's a Swedish-made penis enlarger down there even.

MP: It's not mine...honestly!

BS: The cell is down and there's the bell. K-9 wastes no time in going after Harders! K-9 with a fist to the side of Harders' head. Harders fires back! He throws K-9 out of the ring and we may already be seeing some of the torture weapons come into play!

MP: Yeah, baby! Smashing!

BS: Harders tries to whip K-9 into the cell, but K-9 reverses and it's Harders who collides with the cell! K-9 grabs a stun gun! Harders kicks it out of his hands. K-9 goes hard into the cage!

MP: That must have really hurt!

BS: Harders has a pair of knucks! He blasts K-9 with them! Harders rolls him into the ring but grabs a Singapore cane as he climbs into the ring.

MP: It's wrapped in barbed wire, baby!

BS: Harders swings the Singapore can but nobody there! K-9 with a forearm shot...and a belly-to-belly suplex! K-9 locks on a half crab and the referee is asking Harders if he wants to call it quits.

MP: Yeah, that'll happen.

BS: K-9 is really cranking on that half crab! Harders' knee migh not be able to take it. He manages to break free though, and rolls out of the ring. Harders has that stun gun! He jams it into K-9's leg!!!

MP: Uh oh! K-9's leg is gonna be useless the rest of this match, baby!

BS: No kidding! K-9's rolling around the ring, clutching his leg. Harders grabs a bag laying at ringside and climbs into the ring with it. He dumps the contents of the bag on the floor. It's thumbtacks! Harders has spread thumbtacks on the mat!

MP: Someone's gonna bleed!

BS: The co-president of the EWI is actually enjoying this! He tries to whip K-9 to the ropes, but that leg is not gonna allow that. K-9 with a DDT!!! Harders went face-first into those thumbtacks!

MP: He's bleeding, baby! The crimson mask in full effect.

BS: K-9's struggling to follow up. It looks like he's actually getting use of that leg back. He pulls Harders up and there's a half-nelson suplex, but that leg is still giving K-9 problems! K-9 crawls over to Harders, but Harders throws some thumbtacks in K-9's face!!

MP: That's new, baby.

BS: Harders that Singapore cane he dropped earlier!! Wham!! Right between the eyes!! K-9's busted open now!! Harders throws K-9 out of the ring and follows him to the outside. Harders has handcuffs! He's securing K-9 to the cage!!

MP: What's this all about!?

BS: Harders is asking for a microphone. A ring tech quickly hands him one, and it looks like he has something to say.

RH: K-9...you son of a bitch. I hate you with every fiber of my being. You're in a position that you will not escape from, so you can give it up now...or I cane you into submission.

BS: K-9 is furious! He can't do anything now!! WHOA!!

MP: Except that, baby.

BS: K-9 just spit in Harders face!!! Not a wise thing to do considering the situation!! Harders strikes out with the cane!! And again!! One more time!!!

MP: This is brutal, baby!!

BS: The referee's calling for the bell!! K-9 obviously cannot continue, but Harders keeps on hitting K-9!!

MP: The Hard One's lost it!

BS: The referee pulls Harders away and starts unlocking the handcuffs... K-9's free now and the cell is being raised so that medical personnel can attend to K-9. Harders stalks off, but that look on his face....that's scary. He gets the win nonetheless.

Winner: 'The Hard One' Randy Harders


MP: Can anything else happen tonight?

BS: With all the events that have happened here in South Korea there is only one question left to be answered. Will Commando show up for his match. Reports up until now have revealed that he has not been around.

MP: Well if he wants to get this title he'll show up.

BS: Let's go to the ring for the Main Event!


THE MAIN EVENT

EWI Heavyweight Title Match

Under No DQ, No Countout, Anything Goes, Falls Count Anywhere Rules

Gemini vs The Commando

6'2", 245lbs | 6'7", 268lbs

463rd Level of the Abyss | Fort Bragg, North Carolina

"Beautiful People" - Marilyn Manson | "Welcome To The Jungle" - Guns and Roses


[The lights go black, and there's a brief ominous silence. The EWI ExtremeScreen flickers into life, and it shows a visual of a solar eclipse. The sound system starts to play a low ominous whispering, which lingers for a few seconds until it is obviously many people whispering the same line "Can you hear the voices?" over and over again. The video screen shows the eclipse in progress, as the moon slowly covers the sun. As the eclipse progresses, the whispering turns to speaking, and finally loudly demanding the same question. "Can you hear the voices?" As the eclipse reaches the climax, the image on the screen blurs and morphs into the image of the chinese chi symbol. The voices silence as one loud yell, comes over the sound system.]

??: "YES WE CAN!"

[A *HUGE* pyrotechnic bursts across the stage. As it clears, "Beautiful People" starts playing on the sound system. Gemini appears on the top of the ramp, dressed in his standard costume, black and white boots and outfit, full facepaint, the EWI belt draped across his shoulder. He holds a microphone in the other hand, which he lifts to his mouth to speak.]

G: Well, We guess We're REALLY hoping that Commandork shows up this evening. And you know what? We've got news that will make him VERY happy. We just signed three contracts in the back. Three contracts that will guarantee that no more will any friggin idiot with a chair and a loud mouth gets a title shot. That's right folks, whoever, who-freakin-*EVER* wins tonight is contractually obliged to defend this title against three specific people. Three very deserving specific people. That's right. Want to know who these guys are folks? Want us to tell you?

(Gemini waits for the crowd to finish popping, then speaks again.)

G: How about next Heatwave 'Mr. Hardcore' Evan Aho gets a shot?

(Crowd Pops)

G: How about at Shockwave, the champion locks it up with 'Ironman' Brett Kross?

(Another crowd pop, even louder, Gemini paces while the crowd roars, when they calm down he raises the microphone to speak again.)

G: Boy, those two guys are tough. Damn tough. Gonna be hard to top that with the third match huh? Think it'll be hard folks? Lemme see if we can think of somebody else in their league... Hmmmmm...

(Gemini folds his arms and assumes the thinkers pose, thinking furiously.)

G: Hmmm... gosh... oh we don't know, how about .... oh let's say.... *TOTAL ELIMINATION ELI FLAIR!!!!*

(The crowd goes ballistic, and Gemini basks in it for a minute, then he motions for quiet.)

G: That's right folks, we've got a new mission in life. We're going to be bringing some lustre back to this belt. The absolute best of the best are gonna start fighting for this thing, not Mr. Johnny Come Freaking Lately. If you deserve your shot, you'll get it. If you don't, well, be prepared to *GET A FREAKING GRIP!!!*That's all we've got to say for now, so let us commence with the ass-kicking and see if we can write one more page of *HISTORY!*

(Gemini throws the microphone to a tech offstage and starts to stalk down to the ring. He's wearing that grin that pretty much declares sanity is not a requirement in that federation...)

As Gemini was waiting for the arrival of Commando a helicopter came into the view of the crowd from the distance. As it came in closer it began to descend towards the ring until it hovered fifteen to twenty feet above the ring.

BS: What is that chopper doing here?

MP: You don't think?

BS: Couldn't be.

Suddenly a man jumped out from the passenger side of the copper and crash-landed on Gemini revealing himself to be Commando and that is when the match started.

BS: COMMANDO IS HERE!

MP: What an enterance! He's going to make his mark in blood tonight!

Commando took advantage of his entrance by attacking Gemini with a series of punches until he backed the Champ back to the ropes. He then whipped Gemini off the ropes towards the other side and set him up for a spin kick that took Gemini down. Commando went for a quick cover, but only got a two count out of it.

BS: That quick we almost had a new World Champion.

MP: But Duplex in the ring seems to have the energy of two so you can never count the Tag Champ out.

BS: He's going to hit you again you know.

Commando then picked up Gemini and tossed him over the ropes to the ground below with Commando following. He then backed Gemini towards the steel railing and connected with a quick shortarm clothesline taking Gemini over the barricade and into the South Korean crowd. Once in the crowd, Commando continued to battle Gemini in the crowd heading further away from the ring area. Carrying along with the momentum Commando grabbed one of the steel chairs from the crowd and set it up. He then sat Gemini in the seat and set him up for a drop kick that caught Gemini flush in the jaw. Again Commando went for a pin attempt, but again only escaped with two.

BS: WHAT A MOVE! Commando brought everything to the game tonight!

MP: But can he leave with the prize?

As they continued to battle up the stairway towards one of the many entranceways in the Stadium until they were out of the crowds view. Now in the vast hallway Commando went to whip Gemini into the wall, but Gemini reversed it and it was Commando that came face first with the cement wall. Now in control Gemini battled with Commando until they came across a door that was marked an entranceway for the skyboxes up along the stadium crowd. Gemini dragged Commando inside and they started to battle up the stairs until they came into the hallway for the doors to the skybox.

BS: And now they're taking this match to the outside hallways. Anything goes in this match.

MP: But in skybox area? Then again with those three anything can happen.

Gemini then hooked Commando into a headlock and was about to ram his head into one of the doors, but Commando pushed off and it was Gemini crashing through one of the doors into the skybox room. With Gemini dazed Commando looked around the room until he saw several bottles lined up on one of the nearby bars. He took one and crashed it over the head of Gemini busting him open. Commando then took a dazed Gemini and stood him near the skybox window and took a couple of steps back only to come full steam with a spear which had both wrestlers crashing through the window and falling several feet onto the crowd below.

BS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! What is Commando thinking?

MP: He's thinking that he'll do ANYTHING for that title and he just proved it!

BS: Through the skybox window? Is it worth that much?

MP: Baby welcome to EWI!

It took a minute or two for the ref to finally catch up with the fallen wrestlers and noticed that Gemini was draped over Commando. He went for the cover, but Commando somehow managed to escape before he could count three. Slowly getting up, both wrestlers started to head back towards the ring beating the tar out of eachother every step of the way. They continued to beat on eachother until they finally made it to the isleway where the wrestlers make their way towards the ring, but as they were still fighting music started to blare over the PA System.

(Cup Up : Freak On A Leash by Korn.)

MP : Not this again, baby.

(The fans come to their feet as Steve Radder stands in the entrance way, chair in hand. He makes his way towards the ring, while both competitors carry on, looking over their shoulders every once in a while.)

MP : Who's he here for? These interruptions definitely aren't proper.

(Radder steps up on the ring apron, and Commando, upset at the interruption, comes over to confront Radder. He receives a steel chair in the head for his effort. Radder then steps in between the ropes, and Gemini begins backing off, then beckons for a mic.)

G : Drop the chair.

Steve Radder : You're hardly in the position to negotiate, son, but you'll get off with a simple warning - I'm coming for you. And your belt.

(With that, Radder leaves the ring, and Gemini moves to attack Commando. Radder, however, moves to the timekeeper's table, and takes the World Title in hand, jumps back on the apron, and clocks Gemini in the back of the head. He then takes the microphone from the mat, and drops the belt.)

Steve Radder : Don't you EVER turn your back on me. Don't EVER trust me like that again. Zieba and Harders did, and look what it got them. Steve Radder is the biggest fish in this pond ... Steve Radder ...

(Radder is interrupted as "Renegade Master" by Wildchild begins to play out of the speaker system. His face crunches into a snarl as Co-Owner Erik Zieba makes his way out, onto the ramp, with his own microphone.)

EZ : Steve Radder is about to be fired.

Steve Radder : Now listen up, simpleton. Listen good. You CAN'T fire me. I am LEGALLY ENTITLED to a World Title match in the EWI, and let me tell you something, I'm going to get it.

EZ : Oh? What makes you think I'll ...

Steve Radder : Give it to me? This makes me think it. You put me in a match with some loser ON THIS PPV, when the world knows I BELONGED in this match. So here I am. And I promise you, ANY time you try to have a World Title match, ANY time you hope for a solid ending, Steve Radder will be there to ruin it for you, right up until Steve Radder is given his shot. I promise you -- no World Title match will ever be complete until I'm given what I deserve. I know how much your precious ratings and money means to you -- and I know how much this will cause both of those to plummet. I want what is mine, Zieba. (Radder picks up the belt, and tosses it at the co-Owner, who has made his way halfway down the ramp.) And THAT belt ... is mine.

EZ: Are you done?

SR: I don't thi....

EZ: I SAID ARE YOU DONE!

SR: (with a look of surprise) Oh? Testy are we? Go ahead and say what you want then Z-bo.

EZ: Wise decision. Now the last time I CHECKED the only match you BELONGED in was the World Title bout you were set to go for at Black Ice with Eddy Love and Pat Black....

SR: Hey I had personal reasons to attend to.

EZ: I almost care. Once you left this federation you lost your rank to GET that title shot. THEREFORE you WILL start back from the bottom...UP!

SR: Then you can count on....

EZ: What I can count on is something very simple. If I even CATCH you NEAR a World Title match that doesn't concern you then I will drop you from your contract without bating an eyelash!

SR: You wouldn't dare!

EZ: Oh wouldn't I? Since you left to follow in the footsteps with all the others that didn't have the trust in this league several things have happened. We have had more wrestlers here than what MWC EVER HAD! You wanna threaten me and LEAVE? Hell son the door is (thumbs behind him) right back there! That's right Radder. You think YOU'RE SCREWING the Front Office? Well, guess what.....simpleton....you just got SCREWED!

"Renegade Master" by Wildchild begins to play again as Zieba leaves the rampway and heads back towards the backstage area. As soon as he leaves Radder hops out of the ring and gives chase after the Co-Owner of EWI. With Radder gone Commando finally makes his way back up as Gemini is also trying to get back up, but slower than his competitor. Commando then grabs Gemini and tosses him into the ropes and connects with a Samoan Drop. With Gemini down Commando is about to go for Gemini again and sets him up for a Corkscrew Piledriver (The Nose Dive).

BS: THIS COULD BE IT! The Nose Dive is the prelude to a three and win!

MP: But look at this! We've got company!

While he is doing this Bret Kross makes his way out towards the ring with a pipe in hand. As Commando connects with The Nose Dive the ref is about to count, but is caught from behind with the steel pipe and is knocked out. Commando, still not knowing what is going on, is covering a prone Gemini as Kross begins to count, but as he goes for the third tap he stops and attacks Commando with the steel pipe.

BS: WHAT THE? This can't be.....

MP: Oh it is and the party just started cause here comes MORE guest!

This then brings out Aho and he instantly goes after Kross catching him off-guard by turning him around and kicking Kross in the midsection. Aho then connects with a vertical pedigree into a piledriver (The Ecstasy) and rolls him out of the ring.

MP: Aho and Kross are on the outside. Oh baby it's anyone's ballgame!

BS: Funny you should say that cause here comes Flair!

While both wrestlers are on the outside Eli Flair comes down to the ring, with Singapore Cane in hand, and catches an awaking Commando right between the eyes with it. With Flair's back turn Gemini slowly gets up and sees what's going on. He tried to call to Flair, but Flair turns around and gives him a cane beating of his own. Flair then drags Gemini on top of Commando and heads towards the ref. Seeing that the ref is starting to come around he drags the ref over towards Commando and Gemini and starts to, slowly, go for the three count.

Winner: Gemini (Retains EWI Heavyweight Belt)


BS: Gemini wins, but you have to realize that Commando got Screwed!

MP: Screwed is an understatement.

BS: I'm being told that Co-Owner Zieba has a few words. Take it away Victoria.

VM: Mr. Zieba....the floor is yours.

EZ: Thanks Vickie. Now I don't know who invited everyone to that Main Event, but I know it wasn't me. Since those three, along with others, want to get involved in a match I have to figure out a way to stop it. THEREFORE, at Heatwave in London, Gemini and Commando will go at it one more time, but here's the catch. Not only will it be a Hell in the Cell match, but ANYONE that DARES to come to ringside during that match....will be RELEASED FROM EWI!! And if they think I'm bluffing then they can try me!

VM: Back to you guys!

BS: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! ONE MORE TIME!

MP: Gemini has his work cut out for him.

BS: Folks we're out of time. For Victoria McCave, Mike Powers, and everyone else at EWI......

[The lights suddenly go out again and after a couple of minutes come back on to see Gemini laid out in the ring with a Kermit muppet doll on his chest.]

BS: WHAT THE?

MP: Baby....Black has struck!

BS: But where? Folks we have to go. Coming up next we've got Heatwave in London! Goodnight from Seoul, South Korea!!!!

[Credits]


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