As all three stand in the ring and square off amongst each other, the bell rings and Cameron Cruise and Maverick go after Hellfighter, sending him into the ropes for a double clothesline. They pick up Hellfighter and drop him with a aided piledriver.
BS: It seems as if Maverick and Cruise have put aside their differences to take out Hellfighter first.
MP: Astute observation baby.
BS: Shut the hell up your friggin retard. Cruise picks up Hellfighter, sends him into the ropes, huge clothesline by Hellfighter. Maverick goes after Hellfighter, Hellfighter kicks him in the gut and hits him with a t-bone suplex. Maverick rolls under the ropes to an awaiting Mercedes.
MP: Mercedes is looking quite nice today, very shagadelic baby.
BS: Hellfighter grabs a hold of Cruise and atomic drops him right out of the ring. Cruise heads over towards Mercedes to find her occupied. Hellfighter grabs a hold of Cruise’s hair and helps him into the ring.
MP: Yeah baby, roagine anyone?
BS: As Cameron is helped into the ring, Mrs. Tania heads over to Mercedes as Maverick heads into the ring. She turns her around and begins to yell at her. All the meanwhile, Cruise and Maverick have gone back to the double team. Each pounding Hellfighter while he is down in the corner.
MP: All the action is on the outside baby, with Mrs. Tania and Mercedes! Woah, wait a second….Cat fight!
BS: All three wrestlers stop for a while as they see what’s going on outside the ring. Oh my, Mrs. Tania with an uppercut, landing Mereceds on her dariere.
MP: Yeah baby, Mrs. Tania going after the hair, as Mercedes kicks her in the gut, sending Mrs. Tania falling backwards.
BS: Mercedes picks up Mrs. Tania and whips her over by the hair. She keeps a hold of the hair as Mrs. Tania tries to get up. Mrs. Tania grabs a hold of Mercedes’ outfit. Wait, what’s going on in the ring, Hellfighter grabs Cruise from behind and spins him around, hitting him with the crossface hell slam. Mark turns around and than turns back to the action of the girls. The ref counts…1…….2…….3! Hellfighter wins!
BS: Hey, Powers, what did you think of that match?
MP:…..
BS: Mike!
MP: Huh, oh yeah…it was great, but I’m still watching the girls baby!
BS: Thank god security has come out here and broke that one up.
MP: No!!!!!!!!!!!
BS: Go back to sleep you pervert.
MP: No, I will go back to my day dreaming thank you.
BS: Oh no, keep your mind into it for the next match, Dante Inferno versus Tabu in a burried alive match.
BS:Alright Mike this should be one hell of a match we got here.
MP:Yeah, we got Sab....I mean Tabu facing off against Dante Inferno.
BS: Well there's the bell and the two lock up.
MP:Saul so kindly putting an assortment of weapons in the ring such as chairs, a table or two, a 2x4, a lead pipe, and a Fire Extinguisher.
BS: I guess they did their homework on Silky Rose.
MP:OR MAYBE it's just dumb luck Bret....
BS: In any case, Dante has just hoisted up Tabu into a T-bone suplex, probably doing some serious damage to the neck of Tabu. Dante moving in on Tabu picks him up once again, and puts in position for a powerbomb, picks up him and....NO, Tabu is punching away at the head of Dante Inferno and...........HURRICARANA!!!!
MP:ONE HELL OF A MOVE BRET! Geez Bret calm down.
BS: Whatever, now Tabu grabbing one of the chairs and executes a standing Arabian Face Buster.
MP:You know I saw a guy end another's career with that very same move not to long ago.
BS: It was Co...nevermind Mike, now Tabu sets up a random table in the ring, and now Tabu going to the outside of the ropes, and Dante is now beginning to get up, and SPRINGBOARD PLAUNCA inside the ring.
MP:Isn't that supposed to go outside the ring Bret?
BS: Who cares Mike, but Tabu was caught by Dante Inferno, and now is applying a bear hug.
MP:Dante just took about 3 inches off the waist line of Tabu, that's faster then Jenny Craig!
BS: Maybe you should go on Dante's Diet Plan to....
MP:I'm shagodelic enough just the way I am..
BS:Riiiight, well anyway, Tabu passing out from this move isn't gonna get Dante the win here, he has to bury Tabu, not make him pass out.
MP:Well him passing out does help.
BS:Yes......yes it does, but Dante turns around and just PLANTS Tabu through the table, now Dante getting back to his feet and picking up Tabu and setting him up for a Tombstone Pile Driver, but 187 just entered the ring and clipped Dante Inferno in the leg and Tabu falls to the side, 187 delivers stomps to Dante, and now Dante gets back to his feet and 187 clotheslines him out of the ring, Silky Rose has enters the ring and delivers a low blow with that lead pipe to the groin of 187 putting on his knees, as Silky Rose for another shot, Tabu drop kicks Silky Rose through the ropes landing next to Dante.
MP:That was one hell of a ***** kick.
BS: A what kick?
MP:A ***** kick, like a ***** slap!
BS:Ohhh, sorry I asked, Dante now getting up on the outside and Tabu bouncing off the ropes and does a SUICIDE DIVE!
MP:That's the spirit Bret!
BS:*sighs* Well Tabu is going back to the ring and acceding the turnbuckle once again does a dive from the top rope to the outside....but NOBODY HOME!
MP:That's GOTTA hurt! He's suicidal homicidal, geno......damn it Why do I keep saying that everytime Tabu wrestles.
BS:Becuase he's just li...oh forget about it. Dante quickly capitalizes on the fallen Tabu, and this time delivers a running.......................powerslam, he walked all the way down the ramp way with that one.
MP:Dante's gotta take a little breather after doing that sprint down the rampway.
BS: You know Mike as stupid as that sounds.....your right.
MP:I think Tabu is gonna need a chiropractor after this match.
BS:(sarcastically) Yeah the EWI has a GREAT medical plan.
MP:They do?
BS: Hell if I know, but I didn't get JACK SQUAT when I had hemorrhoids.
MP:I really didn't need to know that Bret especially since we sometimes accidentally sit in each others chairs.
BS:Opps, back to the match! Dante getting back up and grabbing Tabu and draggin him over to the grave, and picks him up into a choke slam but before he can slam him, he is COBASHED in the back of the head with a fire exstinguisher, Tabu again slips out of a devestating move of Dante's. But again just like last time Silky Rose comes from behind and crotches 187 but this time with a shovel, only to be turned around by Saul E. Dastardly and pimp slapped to the ground.
MP:Yeah baby put her in her place! Violence against women....gotta love it.
BS:Tabu now with a chair, and bashes the head of Dante, now Tabu leaving to get a...table....but why? This is a freakin Buried Alive match!
MP:I think Tabu may have forgotten that part...
BS: Who knows, but Tabu brings the table back to the area of the grave and bridges it OVER the grave, maybe Tabu isn't as dumb as we thought.
MP:Or maybe not, becuase he gave Dante enough time to recover, and he's about to find that out....
BS:Dante has Tabu in a T-bone suplex now, and hoists him up......but NO Tabu turned it into a TORNADO DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THEIR DEAD!
MP:Well if they are Bret, then they sure landed in the right place...
BS: Very funny Mike, however right you may be...somebody get a doctor out here!
MP:I think I see movement.........I do.
BS: There's Dante Inferno, Tabu must have been crushed by the weight of Dante Inferno in that grave. But Dante is met with a shovel shot to the head by Saul E. Dastardly, sending Dante back in the grave.
MP:I think that may have served to hurt Tabu because he probably fell back on him.
BS: Good point, but.....what...what the hell is that siren?
MP:It's Lee's Landscaping Company, I believe they belong to the Teamsters...
BS: We're in Korea Mike....
MP:Notice I said Lee's Landscaping Company.
BS: Oh well that's just PERFECT!
MP:Well I thought so...
BS: I'm sure you did Mike, but that's.....Silky Rose in the dumptruck with all that dirt.
MP:I didn't know women could drive a stick shift? Is Dante Inferno to lazy to shovel that dirt himself or something, he needs Silky Rose to get a dump truck full of dirt?
BS: Who knows, but there's 187, and he.........just pulled Silky Rose out of that dumptruck by her HAIR!
MP:Well I guess I was wrong, Tabu wasn't hit by the falling Dante Inferno, and is now out of the grave, leaving just Dante Inferno in it......
BS:****!
MP:What was that Bret?
BS:What.....oh , 187 just dump a huge amount dirt on top of a standing Dante Inferno who was beginning to make his way up out of the grave but before he could climb was submerged by all that dirt.. and what's that *sniffs* smell?
MP:Well maybe that's not dirt Bret....
BS: I hate to say but you may be right.
MP:I'm always right Bret!
BS: Oh yeah...forgot about that, but the bell has just sounded and the winner of this match is TABU!
MP:Now Saul E. Dastardly and Tabu are standing over the grave, maybe Bret hasn't told them what's in that truck.
BS: Well maybe he doesn't know because he is standing with them now.
MP:Well maybe he doesn't mind that it's sh...
BS:MIKE!.......
MP:What?! What?!
BS: Nothing Mike, wait just a damn minute Silky Rose is going back into the dump truck, and pulling out a white box from under the seat and pulling out a........road flare?
MP:Well she does have that fetish for fireballs Bret.
BS: I think Tabu, 187 and Saul are about to find that out. But WAIT A SECOND! What the hell, a HAND is coming from the grave, it's DANTE IT'S DANTE IT'S DANTE! Back from the GRAVE!
MP:Calm yourself Bret!
BS:Dante has a hold of Saul's foot and doesn't seem to be letting go.
MP:And Silky Rose is sneaking up behind 187 and Tabu, and 187 just turned around.....
BS: Silky Rose just BARBECUED 187's face with that road flare, Tabu turning around now seeing his comrade screaming and holding his face, grabs the fire extinguisher that was used earlier in the match and sprays down 187, now as Silky Rose goes to ignite another road flare.
MP:Yeah and she just got snuffed out by Tabu with that good ole CO2. But Saul E. is still being held onto by a buried Dante Inferno with only the hand sticking out but he's beginning to pulled himself out and again Tabu utilizes that fire extinguisher and nails Dante in the head again with it stopping his upward progress out of the grave, and Tabu Saul E., and a burned 187, high tail it away from Silky Rose and Dante Inferno who has finally made it however slow, out of the grave, and is joined by a CO2 covered Silky Rose, looking to VERY upset, out of what has transpired.
BS:Right now, lets go to the back, where 'Ironman' Bret Kross, is with Victoria McCave
MP:Groovy baby.
VM:Thank you Bret. I am standing here with the EWI Extreme Champion, 'Ironman' Bret Kross. Bret, what was that unprovoked attack on Gemini, about earlier in the night?
BK:Simple, that no talent nobody, is the EWI World Champion, undeserving of course.
VM:How can you--
BK:I'm talking now. After tonight, I will move into my number one contender spot for the World Title, and assuming Gemini comes out on top tonight, I wanted to send a little message to him.
VM:And what about Commando?
BK:Oh, believe me, I want Commando to walk away with that title, just so I can have the joy of taking it from him.
VM:And, your match tonight, looks like it is going to be a tough one. What do you think your chances are of walking out with your belt?
BK:My chances? My chances? Are you kidding me? Look who I'm going up against. A drunk, the man I beat for this title, and a guy no one even heard of. My chances are more than excellent, its a can't miss. I'll not only walk out the winner, but the three other guys, will walk out unrecognizable, except for Sampson, cause no one recognizes him to begin with. I plan on taking full advantage of these Extreme rules.
VM:And, your thoughts on the new commish?
BK:Ah yes, um, Carl Dupree. Don't know him, and don't want to. As far as I'm concerned, he is just like Zieba and Harders. Power hungry corporate fools, who don't know a real talent when they see them.
VM:Thank you for your time.(Kross starts to walk away)Good luck, tonight, looks like you will need it.
(Kross stops and turns back around to her)
Kross:You are just lucky, I am not Jeff Jarrett.
[The camera cuts back to Powers and Sanders.]
BS: What else is going to happen tonight?
MP: You dare to ask?
BS: Let's get back to the ring to decide who is the number one contender for the Tag titles.
As The Showstoppers come to the ring sporting the NthWA Tag Belts. As they get into the ring they instruct one of the attendents to get them a microphone and continue on.
Styles: First things first...Chad Dupree, I can't believe you have the balls to offer us a contract under your conditions. And for such little money?! We're the ones calling the shots, Chad. You know why? Because you'll have no choice. See, after we defeat The Greats tonight and become the number one contenders, we'll go on to face the EWI tag team champions. And after we've defeated them and become the new EWI tag team champions, you'll have no choice, Chad, but to play by our rules. Which means a huge monetary increase in that joke you call a contract. And only then will we sign. You should be thanking us, not treating us like some two-bit mid-carders. Not only did we put your fed on the map after we won the these NthWA tag titles, but we're gonna win the EWI tag titles too. Taylor: Motor City Maniacs, I see you guys have followed us here. Because we have something you'll never have again. (points to the NthWA belts) Now I don't know what you're tie-in with Dupree is. Maybe he asked you to come here after he closed the NthWA. After all, we both know he has it in for us. Maybe he thought you were the only team that could possibly defeat us. I don't know what you hope to accomplish in the EWI, but one thing's for sure...you've tried, tried, and tried again to take our belts back, and you've failed each time. So don't get in our way here in the EWI. This isn't the NthWA anymore. You were in your element in the NthWA, but in the EWI, we are the seasoned vets and you are the young punks. This is your first warning. Don't try to start up with us again. I'll take my NthWA tag belt and slap the taste right outta your mouth. Styles: Now, as for all you fans, we should let you know something. I know you're all expecting "extreme" wrestling. After all, this Extreme Wrestling International. And you blood-lusting, apathetic, undeserving fans thrive on that *BEEP* But tonight, we are going to put on a wrestling clinic right here in this ring. And we are going to show you fans and The Greats what wrestling is. You will see no bloodshed. No chairshots. Just pure wrestling, the way it was meant to be. And if you don't like it, leave. Because this is a wrestling match, not a street fight! And we didn't come out here to get bottles broken over our heads. Because we are wrestlers. Now, bring out The Greats and give them the opportunity to share the ring with two skilled wrestlers. After The Showstoppers' speech it was time for The Greats to make their way to the ring. Accompanied by their manager Rachel Strange, The Greats got into the ring and the match was underway. Shane Taylor was the first one in and he quickly got into an elbow and collar tie up with Chris Strange. After backing Strange up to the rope the ref began to count to five and Taylor released the hold. With Strange shaking off the effects he tried to hook up again, but Taylor grabbed his arm and locked it up behind Strange. After holding it there for a couple of seconds Strange went for a go behind, but was soon followed up with a go behind from Taylor as well.MP: What did I tell you? Pure talent in the ring with The Showstoppers. Pure classic wrestling!
BS: But this is EWI and everyone knows that basic wrestling just won't cut it in today's type of wrestling warfare.
MP: What kind of a world do we live in where savage acts take the place of classic wrestling!
Taylor held the move as he was able to tag in his partner Rob Styles. Once in, Styles wrapped up Strange's arm again and applied an armbar in the center of the ring much to the fans disapproval. After holding the ware down move for about thirty seconds Strange tried to push Styles off, but instead it was Styles that hooked up Strange's head and held him in a headlock for another long period of time. With the crowd getting restless they started to toss their garbage and such at the two men in the center of the ring.
BS: And the crowd is giving them 'the seal of approval' for The Showstoppers actions.
MP: They just don't know class acts when they see them. These are the NthWA tag champions and....
BS: THE NthWA IS NO MORE! They shouldn't even have those belts!
MP: Were they beaten for them?
BS: Well no....
MP: Then watch Champions in action!
As the match continued Strange managed to get to his feet and tag his partner Jimmy Krane in. Once in he attacked The Showstoppers with a vengeance by first hitting each with a clothesline and then following up with a pair of bodyslams for the duo. As Styles was getting back up Krane was set to hook a gutwrench powerbomb on him, but Taylor managed to clip Krane from behind and the big man from The Greats went down. As Taylor was heading back out Styles got on Kranes back and hooked him in a reverse chin lock and it was having his effects. .
BS: Again with the long holding lock! Where is this going to end?
MP: Savages I swear!
As the ref went to check Kranes hand to see if he was still in it Strange came off the top rope and hit Styles with a big elbow on the back of the head to roll him over. Upon seeing this Taylor went to the outside and grabbed a chair and walked towards the blindside of Strange and attacked the man while he was on the apron. This drew out Krane and he received a chairshot of his own.
MP: See what I mean? There's no need for Extreme in wrestling!
BS: Looks like businees is about to pick up!
While the ref was distracted with The Greats and Taylor on the outside Tribal Instinct made their way INSIDE of the ring. Seeing Styles just about to get up Trypp Williams grabbed him and set him up for Final Sacrifice. After Trypp sat Styles on the turnbuckle and connected with a hurricana, Brandon came off another turnbuckle and hit with a big elbow of his own on the prone Styles.
BS: FINAL SACRIFICE! Tribal Instinct is making their mark as well!
MP: This is so unfair! Where is the ref when you need him?
BS: Distracted as usual.
MP: Oh go figure!
After this was over Tribal Instinct walked out as Krane finally made his way back in and saw Styles on the ground. Not to waste time Krane went for his finisher Face Buster and hooked Styles in the middle of the ring. On the outside, Taylor saw what was going on and tried to get in the ring, but Strange made sure that would not happen as he pulled Taylor back out and the ref finished his three count.
MP: Another match gone astray.
BS: And one has to wonder if it was Tribal Instinct that cause it or the beating The Showstoppers recieved earlier from The Night Cripplers. And...wait a minute....MOTOR CITY MANIACS ARE BACK!!! They're back for revenge against The Tribe! And the officials are out QUICKLY to restore order on the rampway!
MP: A war in South Korea. How ironic!
BS: And now with that it's The Greats that will face the winner of the Tag match in their first title defense, but who will that be. We're about to find that out right now as we go to the ring for that match.
(The crowd anxiously awaits the arrival of the champions. Kid Rock's "Devil Without A Cause" starts up and the two men emerge from the back dressed in street clothes and carrying their respective title belts on their shoulders. They do not enter the ring, but instead Marc Ross asks for the house microphone. The ring announcer hands him one and Ross turns to look out at the crowd.)
MR: I know all of you were looking forward to seeing Maximum Overdrive defend these titles, but the fact of the matter is...we aren't going to.
(Crowd boos, causing Ross to cringe slightly.)
MR: I know you're disappointed, but hear me out. The EWI is without a doubt a great promotion, and we wouldn't want to be wrestling anywhere else. Unfortunately, our contract talks with the EWI did not go as planned, and tonight is our last night with the company. Doug and I have loved entertaining you people night after night, defending these titles any time we were asked to, and handing the EWI's best loss after loss. Tonight...there will be new tag team champions crowned, because Maximum Overdrive is here to vacate the titles and walk away from the sport for a while. San An's Best...Gothic Alchemy...best of luck to both of you. Do the division proud and help maintain the prestige we helped bring to it.
(Ross hands the microphone to Doug Greene.)
DG: I've never been the big talker of the team, but I just wanted to make it known that we walk out of here tonight as the undefeated EWI World Tag Team champions! No one wanted to see us on top, so we're going to go out while we're still at the top!
(Crowd cheers.)
DG: May the best team in that ring win.
(Ross and Greene hand their title belts to the referee and then, with a single solitary wave to the crowd, walk back to the locker room, pausing only once to look back at the ring before walking through the curtain.)
MP: They've retired the belts?
BS: Sounds like it to me.
MP: Oh they couldn't do it when Simply Stunning was around. They have to do it now?
BS: Yes.
MP: Just when we were about to go to London? They're COWARDS!
BS: Well now it's still a regualr tag match so let's see what happens.
As soon as Maximum Overdrive finished their speech and one of the officials brought down the tag belts, the match started and San An's Best wasted no time gaining the advantage. Rushing Gothic Alchemy, K-9 and Lone Wulf began to beat down the duo with repeated club-like hits until they were able to whip them out of the ropes. Coming off the ropes the San An's tried for a double clothesline, but The Gothic Alchemy ducked it and went towards the ropes. On the way back the San An's tried it again, but were instead with a double spear from AC and Goth.
BS: SPEAR! The Gothic Alchemy is in control!
MP: And with Maximum Overdrive out of the picture it's anyone's ballgame.
On top of their opponents, the Gothic Alchemy continued to fire repeated shot onto the prone San An'ers until they finally managed to get back to their feet and able to return the punches. As the ref was trying to restore order Lone Wulf managed to toss AC out of the ring and their battle continued on the ground below. On the outside, with AC on the ground, Lone Wulf quickly went for a steel chair and began to slam repeated shots onto the back of AC with Nemesis nearby watching out for any 'reinforcements' to show up.
BS: Lone Wulf somehow got AC out of the ring and now has him in his world.
MP: And in his world it's called PAIN BABY! Look at him go to town with that chair!
BS: Better yet look at Nemesis. He looks to be a wreck after several attacks from the mysterious man that has been attacking him since Thailand.
MP: Well wouldn't you feel the same? Hey it might just be Commando that's doing this to him.
On the inside K-9 took and kept control over Goth by hitting with a series of German Suplexes. After the third one he called out to Nemesis and he replied by throwing up a steel chair and K-9 used it to his pleasure as he clubbed Goth with it again and again as well. K-9 tossed the chair away and went for the pin, but Goth kicked out in two and K-9 couldn't believe it.
BS: We almost had tag team champions right there.
MP: This match has a long way to go before that happens.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Lone Wulf continued his assault on AC by setting him in a chair and continue to clobber him with shots. Lone Wulf then went to the announcers' table and reached for their pitcher of water and blindsided AC with it.
BS: MY GOD! Did you see that!
MP: Careful you can put an eye out with that thing.
BS: You're just too good to be true aren't you?
MP: I hear that all the time.
On the inside K-9 went to pick up Goth and placed him on the top turnbuckle in hopes of hitting a Top rope superplex, but when he tried for it Goth blocked the hold and pushed K-9 off instead. Once K-9 got back up Goth was ready and waiting and unleashed a flying clothesline on the San An member. Upon seeing this Lone Wulf immediately got back into the ring to help out his partner. Lone Wulf attacked from behind and K-9 made the quick exit to the outside of the ring. Turning Goth around, Lone Wulf lifted him up and hit with a Razor's Edge and at the same time K-9 came off the ropes with a leg drop and a cover, but still only managed to get a two count out of it.
BS: Again close, but Goth escapes!
MP: But it's only a matter of time now cause you know San An's want those belts! It's their....destiny!
BS: What a tie in.
Feeling frustrated Lone Wulf went for a Razor Edge again and, at the same time, K-9 connected with a neck breaker (Destiny Death Drop) and went for the pin, but as the ref slammed the canvas for one the lights began to flicker again until they eventually went out. After a minute the lights came back not only was Goth knocked out, but so was the ref and the mysterious 'Man in Black' was in the ring behind San An's Best with a Kendo Stick in hand.
BS: HE'S BACK!!! The man is back!
MP: Yikes!
BS: Get out from under that table!
Turning around K-9 was the first to feel the stick right between the eyes. Lone Wulf tried to stop the Man, but he was met in the midsection with a kick and it was then followed by the Man swinging the stick in the 'lower region' of Lone Wulf. The Man in Black continued to beat on the two until Nemesis grabbed a chair and slammed it over the Man In Black's skull. The Man In Black shook off the effects and returned the shot by letting out a large thunderous laugh. He then turned towards Nemesis and removed his mask. As the Man In Black is finally unveiled, his bald head reveals grotesque roadmap of scars where a steel plate has been placed in his head.
BS: MERCENARY! Now it all makes sence!
MP: That's Mercenary?
BS: This man who was once left for dead in the ring after receiving a merciless beating at the hands of MD.
MP: Him?
BS: The man who spent 6 months in rehab has came back more powerful than ever its the return of Mercenary to EWI!
MP: Him? They did a number on him!
In shock Nemesis tried to hit him again, but Mercenary blocked the shot and kicked him right in the lower section. He then tossed Nemesis over the top rope and went after him. During all of this AC managed to get back into the ring and bring his partner back to his feet along with making sure the ref was O.K. With Gothic Alchemy up they grabbed K-9 and tossed him out of the ring as well then went for Lone Wulf. AC stands Lone Wulf up onto his shoulders as Goth goes up to the top rope and connects with a top rope hurricanranna. After the shot AC goes over to the ropes turnbuckle and uses that as a springboard to do a moonsault and does a backwards 360 right on top Lone Wulf. After that AC rolls him up and the ref slowly goes for the three count and declares a winner.
BS: WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! The Gothic Alchmey has done it!
MP: They had help! Mercenary, or what's left of him, helped them and they know it.
BS: Neverless, since the beginning of EWI, the belts have changed for the first time and The Gothic Alchemy have done it!
MP: Oh you know that K-9 and Lone Wulf will be back.
BS: This is true. Just a reminder folks to check the EWI following the Pay Per View event and pick up on the whereabouts of all your favorite stars. For one example is where has former World Champion Pat Black and his valet Jade been since Black Ice. For further info tune into the EWI Webpage. Part of the EWI network.
MP: But, nobody knows where they've been.
BS: You just know how to blow a story don't you? Let's get back to the ring for the battle of the talkers.
BS: We're ready to go with our next match. It's being billed as the battle of the EWI's biggest talkers.
MP: I'm quite the talker myself, if I say so my...self.
BS: I see. Well, there's the bell, and this one's good to go. Both men tie up, but it's Flair with the advantage. He backs Roberts into the ropes and there's a knee to the midsection. Irish whip...and Flair scores a knockdown with the clothesline. Roberts rolls to the ropes for some safety.
MP: I like Roberts. He's a smashing good wrestler. He'll give Flair a good run.
BS: Flair makes the mistake of getting too close and Roberts strikes out with a dropkick to the knee! Rake of the face by Roberts and he bashes Flair's head into the turnbuckle. Flair staggers back and Roberts connects with a springboard flying clothesline!
MP: I told you!
BS: Roberts gets a one-count. He pulls Flair up and there's an Irish whip. Flair reverses...drop toe-hold on Roberts. Flair quickly follows up with an elbowdrop to the back of Roberts head. Flair picks Roberts up by the hair...and there's a DDT!!
MP: Come on, Roberts, baby!
BS: Flair gets a two-count before Roberts kicks out. Flair lifts Roberts up in a choke, and the referee's telling him to break. Flair throws Roberts down. Roberts with a low blow! I don't think the referee saw that!
MP: He's not calling for the bell.
BS: Roberts with a superkick and Flair goes down! He locks on a figure-four leglock and Flair's in trouble here. The referee is asking Flair if he wants to submit, but Flair says no. Roberts is using the ropes for leverage!!
MP: Yeah, baby! Way to go!
BS: The referee catches Roberts and forces the break! Roberts complains to the ref, but keeps his attention on Flair. Flair gets to his knees and Roberts tries for a DDT but Flair backdrops him over!
MP: No! No!
BS: Flair with a gut-wrench suplex that wows the crowd with its impact. Roberts can't continue to take this kind of punishment and hope to win the match. Flair pulls Roberts and almost snaps him in half with a belly-to-back suplex!! He covers!! One...two...thr...NO!! Roberts gets the shoulder up!!
MP: Thatta boy, Jeffrey! Yeah!
BS: Flair grabs Roberts by the throat and pulls him up...chokeslam!!! The crowd is going wild!! They love Flair here!!
MP: No accounting for taste, baby.
BS: Flair soaks in the adulation of the crowd and Roberts takes the opportunity to roll out of the ring. The referee begins his count as Flair joins Roberts on the outside. Flair charges blindly and Roberts side-steps! Flair hits the ringpost!!
MP: I love it, baby!!
BS: Roberts rolls Flair back in and there's a slingshot legdrop!! Roberts covers!! One...two...thr...NO!!!! Flair kicks out!! Roberts back out on the apron...Flair gets to his feet...springboard dropkick!! Roberts is trying to secure an STF, but Flair is too close to the ropes!!
MP: Wrestle smart, Roberts, baby!!
BS: Belly-to-belly suplex by Roberts!! He's heading up top! This could be the end for Flair!
MP: Shooting Star Guillotine, baby...yeah yeah yeah!!!
BS: Roberts leaps...but Flair rolls away!!!! Flair captializes!! There's Total Elimination!! He's got it locked on!!
MP: No no no, baby!!!
BS: What the...!? Rob Sampson has hit the ring!! Flair breaks the hold and is staring at Sampson. Sampson smiles... Roberts with a roll-up!! One...two...three!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Flair kicked out at the last second!!
MP: Dammit, man!! Give up!!
BS: The referee's trying to get Sampson out of the ring, but Sampson shoves the referee down!! He calls for the bell!! Sampson has just gotten Jeffrey Roberts disqualified!!
MP: Way to make the save, Rob, baby!!
BS: Sampson and Roberts exit the ring quickly, but Eli Flair is not a happy man!!
MP: Well how would you feel if you had to go throught that? Roberts and Sampson are not popular in EWI tonight.
BS: I'm sure they're gonna have to answer for that down the line, but as it goes it's time to move on and what a match we've got next as it's Fatal Four Way time. Who's gonna do it.
MP: Let's go to the ring.
BS: Hey that's my line.
BS: Welcome to the Age of Shag baby YEAH!