The first team to make their way to the match was Trypp and Brandon Williams of Tribal Instinct decked out in their full war paint. As they stood at the top of the rampway soaking in the cheers of the fans they move to the side and the woman formally known as Paradise, now known as Utopia, makes her way in-between the two and takes in the cheers as well. As they make their way to the ring the next team to appear, bringing with them the Tag titles of closed federations Total Championship Wrestling and the NthWA, is Chris Titan and Scott Hunter The Night Cripplers. Following them are the current EWI Tag Team Champions, Ripper Robertson and Max Mayhem, otherwise known as The Motor City Maniacs. As they make their way to the ring they are getting the hard stare down from Utopia in the ring. Once inside Utopia gets in the face of Mayhem and starts screaming in his face, but the only retaliation he has is to only laugh in her face. And, for his laughter, Utopia returns the favor by smacking the taste out of his mouth, but this only last for a second as Mayhem quickly turns his face back towards hers and puts a chokehold around her neck.
BS: What a smack by Utopia.
GM: Hell yeah. Teeth over here and teeth over there!
This gets Tribal Instinct to attack and the ref quickly calls for the bell starting the match. As the others slowly head out of the ring to their respective corners it's Trypp Williams and Max Mayhem starting off the match in the center of the ring each slugging it out trying to go for the upper advantage. And, to the surprise of everyone, Max Mayhem wins the battle of the punches dazing Trypp, but as Max tries to catch him with a quick short arm clothesline Trypp ducks the move and Max follows it out heading to the ropes. As Max comes off the ropes Trypp tries to connect with a flying kick, but Max ducks it, quickly turns around, and catches Trypp blind side with a reverse DDT. With Trypp down Max goes for the quick tag to Ripper and he comes in charging Trypp as he gets to his knees. Ripper grabs Trypp by the hair and whips him into the ropes and as Trypp goes up against the ropes Chris Titan slaps his back making it a legal tag.
BS: Titan sneaks in a tag and is now the legal man.
GM: And that's why they're gonna win. Cause they're smart!
With Trypp coming off the ropes Ripper lifts him into Gorilla Press, but the momentum carries Trypp over and he lands on his feet behind Ripper and Trypp returns the favor with a superkick to a turning around Ripper. Feeling the effect Ripper staggers back, but into the arms of Titan who powers him over with a belly to back suplex. Not to quit the assault Titan grabs Ripper and holds him up for a hanging vertical suplex before releasing and crashing to the ground. Titan then runs over and tags in his partner then heads back to Ripper and wraps him up in a full nelson. With Hunter in he shoots a boot to Ripper's face sending him over with a Titan German Suplex. Hunter, now taking over, stands over Ripper waiting for him to get up, but once he does Hunter sets him up and positions him for a jack Knife Powerbomb and slams him viciously through the canvas, but as he goes for the cover it's broken up by Brandon Williams.
GM: Someone get him out of the ring! Hunter almost won that match!
BS: Hey they gotta do what they gotta do.
GM: Quit trying to be hip!
Hunter, visually upset, gets up and moves right towards Tribal Instinct's corner and gets right in the face of Brandon. After a few verbal shots are thrown it quickly turns into a physical altercation as The Tribe quickly double team Hunter, but he holds his own quickly as Titan makes his way around the ring and pulls down Brandon and fights it out on the floor. On the inside of the ring, while all of this was going on, Ripper managed to tag out to his partner and he set up waiting for Hunter to turn around and as he did he was met with a missile dropkick from the top rope via Mayhem.
BS: Vicious dropkick by Air Mayhem.
GM: Damn Tribe. Your Tribe my ass!
Waiting on Hunter to get back to his feet Mayhem sets up and connects with a devastating DDT that plants Hunter in the center of the ring, but as he goes for the pin Hunter kicks out in two. And then with a surprising move Mayhem goes to tag in Trypp Williams and heads out of the ring. Wasting no time, Trypp comes in and tries to catch Hunter with a clothesline, but Hunter ducks and Trypp goes into the ropes. Coming off the ropes Hunter plants a boot in Trypp's midsection, sets up, and hits him with a piledriver. Feeling he has the advantage Hunter drags Trypp over to his corner and tags in Titan and he heads to the top turnbuckle as Hunter sets up for another piledriver, but this time it turns into a nasty spike piledriver, but as Titan tries for a pin Trypp shockingly kicks out at two. Picking up Trypp, Titan tries for a quick short arm clothesline, but Trypp ducks and heads for the ropes. As he comes off he catches Titan off-guard with a flying clothesline and both men stay down trying to catch their breath. As the ref makes the count Trypp is the first to make it to his feet and begins to make his way to his partner as does Titan, but as this goes on there is a sudden disturbance in the crowd.
GM: What the? Brett what the Hell is going on?
BS: I don't know, but the disturbance is coming from over there.
As they continue to crawl to their partners two men come hopping over the steel railing and position themselves behind Scott Hunter waiting on the next move. As Trypp tags in Brandon Titan does the same, but right before he can the two men drag Hunter down to the ground and begin to hammer on the big man.
GM: WHAT THE? DAMNIT IT'S THE ASSASSINS! What are they doing here?
BS: They attacked once berfore and they're doing it to The Night Cripplers again!
GM: DAMNIT!
Shocked by this Titan turns around unknowing there is a fresh man and is quickly brought back down to the canvas by a double arm DDT. Meanwhile both men, now identified as The Assassins, continue to work over Hunter on the outside beating him down with whatever is possible. Unable to get the three count again, Brandon goes to whip Hunter into the corner, but he surprises everyone as he scales the corner and leaps out of the ring and splashes The Assassins on the outside. As Brandon is watching this he is caught off-guard by a running Spear by Ripper Robertson.
GM: Wait what's the ref doing?
BS: He's....counting out The Night Cripplers?
GM: HE WOULDN'T!
BS: He's calling for the bell. HE JUST DID!
GM: DAMN THE ASSASSINS!
Now with only Tribal Instinct and The Motor City Maniacs, Ripper picks up Brandon off the canvas and is about to put a move on him, but Brandon breaks it up and begins to trade fist with Ripper in the center of the ring. Gaining the advantage, Brandon backs into the ropes, but as he comes off it's a double clothesline in the center of the ring and the ref starts the count out once again. As the ref makes it to eight both wrestlers make it to their feet and make the tag to their respectable partners. With Mayhem charging, Trypp brushes to the side and uses Mayhem's momentum to push him into the corner.
BS: Oh that's gonna leave a mark!
GM: Speaking of which quit marking out.
BS: Oh like you did with The Assassins and The Night Cripplers?
GM: SILENCE YOU!
Throwing a series of punches at Mayhem he manages to see Ripper coming his way and he levels him with a thunderous short arm clothesline. He then turns his attention back to Mayhem in the corner. As Ripper is getting back up he goes after Brandon again, but this time Trypp cuts him off and pushes him to the opposite corner and throws some punches himself. As Tribal Instinct holds off they send out the MCM's and whip'em to the center of the ring, but Mayhem manages to reverse Brandon's whip and it's Brandon who splashes into Ripper in the center of the ring.
BS: Meeting of the minds.
GM: And I think the IQ level went up one to....one!
Seeing this, and before Mayhem can react, Trypp leaps over the two and catches Mayhem with a clothesline that sends them both out of the ring. Meanwhile, on the inside, both are slowly trying to get up and as they do Utopia tries to get the attention of Ripper in which she does and she is successful. With Ripper caught in conversation, Brandon wraps up Ripper in a full nelson and brings him over to Utopia who is taking off her shoe and is about to hit Ripper, but as she swings Ripper manages to move out of the way and she hits Brandon instead.
BS: UTOPIA HIT BRANDON!
GM: WHAT A BONEHEAD! Oh this is great!
Shocked she tries to make sure that the staggered Brandon is okay, but Ripper only adds fuel to the fire as he pushes Brandon into Utopia and knocks her off of the ring apron. On the outside it's Mayhem that has managed to get the better of Trypp as he rams him into the ringpost bringing down the big man. Catching a dazed Brandon, Ripper hits a Power bomb in the center of the ring as Mayhem scales the top turnbuckle and comes off with a splash, cover, and win.
GM: Oh yippie the MCM's retain.
BS: Not only that, but they get the TCW and NthWA titles as well!
GM: Oh all hail the Motor City Maniacs. Everyone knows The Night Cripplers got screwed....wait what going on.....here...OH HELL YEAH!!
With The MCM's celebrating in the ring they are unawar that Hardy and Wilcox of Simply Stunning are heading to the ring with steel chairs in their hand. Sliding in the ring they catch the champs from behind and continue to beat them down with the steel chairs. After a few moments Wlicox grabs a microphone.
SW: All we wanted was a title shot at the next card but you assholes wouldn't listen. Well we'll make ya listen "Simply Stunning" style.
They then head out and prop two tables up outside and then stack two more tables on top of them. They lie the two tag champs on them before taking the flattened steel chairs and laying them on top of the unconscious wrestlers. "Simply Stunning" get back in the ring and work the crowd to see if they want them to do something. The crowd respond and the pair bounce off the ropes a few time before somersaulting over the ropes and landing with two 360 degree splashes on the champs through the chairs and the four tables. The crowd go wild and start chanting 'Stunning, Stunning.' as the two salute the crowd as the EMT's look after the tag champs.
GM: I don't know how, but Simply Stunning actually made me feel better!
BS: You would enjoy that. Well as the ringside officials set up the ring for the next match let's go into history with Commando and Mercenary. Ever since their first encounter which was a Taped Fist match at MWC's Pay Per View Domination these two have been at eachothers throats.
GM: And considering how Mercenary has been making sure that Commando's Manifest Destiny is now donw and out he has saved the best for last, but don't count Commando out. He is a former TV, IC, and World Champion. He is not one to take lightly.
BS: Well neither is Mercenary as he came back from damn near destruction at the hands of MD a whiel back.
GM: But now it ends here in Zieba's version of 'Welcome to the Jungle'. How sadistic can you get.
BS: Well if you know these two then you know they love it. The barbed wire is lit and set up. Folks let's get to the ring for the next EXTREME MATCH!
GM: Sicko.
As Commando music starts up he comes scaling down the ripcord into the ring. Once touching ground he releases the cord and it shoots back up towards the top. As he is looking around the ring as if he is trying to get a feel for his surroundings, Mercenary's music starts up and Commando starts to look towards the ceiling waiting for his opponent. As his music continues to play there is no sign of Mercenary and Commando is starting to get very upset in the ring.
GM: Alright I'll play the game. Where the Hell is Mercenary?
BS: Maybe he's doing a Falcon.
GM: Oh give it up.
After a few more minutes Mercenary's music starts up again and Mercenary can finally be seen coming down the ripcord. As Commando awaits his adversary it can be visually seen that Mercenary is wearing black pants and boots with spurs and that he is wrapped tightly in barbwire, his body already bleeding from the tightness of the wrap. As he continues to come down Mercenary releases the cord before they safe zone and drops 25 feet into Commando and the ring. They both suffer numerous lacerations and lay motionless in the ring for a few moments before, but soon after it is Commando that starts to show signs of life as he is making his way to his feet first.
BS: DEAR GOD what is Mercenary thinking?
GM: Did you see how far he dropped? This guy is sick! Then again you only have to look back to the person that MADE this match!
BS: Gary it's over. Get over it already.
Seeing Mercenary still on the ground, Commando reaches into his side pantleg and pulls out what seems to be a pair of small wire cutters. Taking advantage of the situation he begins to slowly cut off the barbed wire that is wrapped around Mercenary, but Mercenary surprises Commando with a stiff punch to his jaw reeling him back.
GM: They'll be no cutting in that ring now. You're right Brett this Mercenary is sick!
BS: Oh it's about to get worse....LOOK!
With Mercenary quick on his feet he continues the punching assault on Commando until he brings him down to his knees. There, Mercenary reaches down and pulls off one of the spurs and takes it to the forehead of Commando EASILY opening him up for a crimson mask. As Mercenary is enjoying his work he goes for the microphone already in the ring and starts screaming into it.
M: Say it you piece of crap! Say you quit!
C: NEVER! You'll have to KILL ME!
M: That can be ARRANGED!
As Mercenary goes to drop the microphone, Commando lets a wild shot fly and catches Mercenary in the lower region as he crumbles down. Now with Commando up and a bleeding mess he backs up just a bit so he can come out with a crashing dropkick to the side of Mercenary's face. Still trying to get all of his energy back Commando backs up again and waits for Mercenary to stand back up and as he does Commando connects with another stunning dropkick. Commando then goes for the microphone and gets on top of Mercenary.
C: Hey Merc. How about it. You wanna give up now?
M: Never!
C: Fine! (thumps Mercenary with the microphone) HOW ABOUT NOW?
M: HELL NO!
C: (thumps him again) We can do this all FREAKIN NIGHT! GIVE UP NOW BOY!
M: BURN IN HELL!
C: Better yet...(reaches for the spurs)...how about you BLEED IN HELL!!!
Commando goes to rake the spur across the forehead of Mercenary, but to his shock instead of blood coming out of his skin parts of the steel plate that is implanted in Mercenary's head can be shown.
GM: I KNEW IT! He's a tin man!
BS: With that steel plate showing. I'm starting to agree with you in saying what was Zieba thinking.
GM: FINALLY YOU GET SOME SMARTS!
Seeing this Commando hesitates for a second on what to do next and this opens the door for Mercenary to take the advantage. Mercenary begins to rock Commando with another series of punches until the Fort Bragg native is dazed and confused. Mercenary then pulls out a well hidden set of brass knuckles and hits with a devastating heartpunch bringing Commando down. Backing up and waiting, Mercenary waits for Commando to get back up and he then connects with a bone crushing chokeslam shaking the ring no less.
GM: GOD! He's gonna be in pain for a month of Sundays.
BS: This could be it. He's setting up for The Ambush Sleeper and no one has ever returned from that.
Seeing Commando out of it Mercenary backs up again and this time he stretches out his arms to set up for his finisher, The Ambush Sleeper, but as he was doing that he got too close to the barbed wire and caught his sleeve in it. As he is turning around to unsnag himself, Commando slowly makes his way back up to his feet and sees what is happening and as Mercenary finally frees himself he turns around to a charging Commando who spears himself into Mercenary and into the barbed wire.
GM: WHAT THE?
BS: MY GOD WHAT CARNAGE!
GM: They're both sick!
Freeing himself out of the wreckage first, Commando wipes the blood out of his eyes and sees Mercenary caught in the barbed wire like a bug in a spider web. After several kicks into the midsection Commando goes for the microphone again.
C: Mercenary.....for the love of GOD! Give up!
M: Screw you Tasker!
C: Fine...have it your way.
As Commando is walking away he starts to tear off some of his pantleg until he has a long piece of cloth. He then picks up the spur and wraps the cloth around it and heads towards one of the burning points in the cage. Now with the spur on fire he walks towards a struggling Mercenary and begins to hammer on his head with the burning spur, but as he is doing this Mercenary manages to free one of his feet and catches Commando in HIS lower region.
GM: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That's it. I'm convinced. Mercenary is dead!
BS: This match can't continue. We need help out here now cause it's just gone too far!
With Commando crouched down Mercenary frantically tries to get out of his situation, but cannot. Soon, catching his breath, Commando shocks Mercenary and drives the burning spur into HIS lower region.
C: GIVE.....UP....NOW!!!!
M: NO GOD N......YES YES I GIVE I GIVE!!!
BS: Thank God Mercenary gave up.
GM: But the man is still on fire...down there!
BS: They're trying to get a opening in the wire and they finally do. And now officials spray out the fire and start to help Mercenary.
GM: To have even SURVIVED that match....man.....those two are Extreme to the Core! Yet SSN just CAN'T approve of this!
BS: I'm sure they didn't like this match one bit. Well as they are tearing this down and setting up the Hell in a Cell for the next match let's talk about Aho and Sampson.
GM: What is there to say? Aho is a world class wrestler who believes in the old school of wrestling. On the other hand you have Mr. Main Event Rob Sampson. Wherever there is a World Title you can rest assure that he holds it.
BS: Well both of them are gonna have to prove it tonight as they, not only fight in a Hell in a Cell, but also climb a ladder on top of it to get the new Extreme World title.
GM: Zieba has seriously lost it.
BS: Folkx the cage is up and we're ready to go for our MAIN EVENT!
['(Can't You)Trip Like I Do - Fliter and The Crystal Method begins to play in the back ground. Suddenly the song stops and is replaced with 'Play With Me' - Insane Clown Posse. Up on the TotalTron images of Kevin Powers and 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst begin to show across the screen. At the top of the rampway Fairhurst is the first one to hit the scene. She is wearing Black leather shorts and wearing a ICP Jersey. Coming up behind her is 'Good God' Kevin Powers. Dressed in street clothes he gets behind Fairhurst and holds his arms out in a Y pattern. Behind them a white fountain like pyro effect goes off and the crowd shoots a chorus of cheers. They make their way to the ring and get inside. Fairhurst makes her way in and points to the outside so that the ring announcer can make his way out.]
GM: What the HELL? What is HE doing here?
BS: Well it can only mean one thing. His Japan tour is finally over! Good God Kevin Powers is BACK in the EWI!
GM: And just like Powers he has to take the spotlight from the Main Event. What a ego this guy has. I swear someone needs to bust his ass just one good time.
BS: Ego? Bust? Are you saying....
GM: Don't even try it.
RF: That's right kids! He's back, I'm back, we're ALL BACK! Damn a Woman's tourney and damn everyone else! We have come back to EWI!
[As the crowd continues to cheer she hands the mic to Powers.]
KP: SAN AN! WAZ UP! Isn't it amazing what a couple of days can do to a federation? Zieba takes off for yet another vacation and Harders just flat out takes off. Of course the rumor going around is the reason he left is because after making that bogus women's tourney he had about eight pissed off females wanting to kick his ass so he skated with a quickness not seen since Desert Storm.
[The audience enjoys a good laugh after that one.]
KP: But enough about that. Zieba said after my thirty days in Japan I could come back to the EWI and here I am. A sucessful tour of course, but what else can you expect from The Man with the Rising Sun...
RF: Um Kevin I thought that was From the Land of the Rising Sun.
KP: Hey I'm having a moment of you don't mind.
RF: Oh my mistake.
KP: As I was saying....while I was there I just happened to run across a old friend and he has expressed interest into entering this league.
BS v/o: I wonder who this could be.
GM v/o: I've got a bad feeling about this.
KP: So, on that note, Rose it's time for you to take over.
RF: Ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the EWI....WELCOME to the TRUE Main Event! Tonight, under The Big Top, we have a special treat for you. As you can see one half of the juggling duo is already in the ring, but now it is time to introduce the other half. Being lead by the 'South Korean Vixen Nightmare' Miso...He is the OTHER half of the CURRENT CSWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. The OTHER HALF of The Dark Carnival...This...IS....APOCALYSE!!!
{In the beginning, with the violins and gituar, the lights black out with a blue haze starting to form slowly. Then when the band picks up with the drum pyro effects go off on the stage area with the first climax being three blue lighting bolts coming out of the sky and striking a center point on the stage As the song hits another chorus Apocalypse comes rising out from the stage dressed in a black body suit cut at the sleeves and wearing black leather boots that comes up past his knees and out with blue lighting streaks. His blue hair in his face looking out towards the ring and the crowd and Miso standing in front of him...slowly rising. Then as the second tapping of the drum goes again so does they pryo effects then at the second and final climax. Five, in a row, bomblike effects go off and Apoc makes his way to the ring still under the blue haze of the crowd.}
BS v/o: The Dark Carnival?
GM v/o: I KNEW IT! It's Apocalypse. Son-of-a-Bitch!
KP: You see we need to have a little fun cause titles just ain't our bag here BABY! HA HA HA HA! Tonigh marks the night The Dark Carnival took over and we're gonna do what we want, how we want, and there isn't a DAMN THING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!
[Powers music starts back up and the group heads out and heads towards the announcer's booth. Apocalypse and Miso take their seats as Fairhurst sits on the lap of Powers.]
BS: Kevin Powers welcome back to the EWI and a special welcome to you too Apocalypse
KP: You know what Brett it's great to be back. And hey the jolly man Gary Mac is here too. Rose why don't ya give the good man a cookie.
GM: I don't have to take this.
[McFarland starts to get up and walk away, but Apocalypse places his hand on his shoulder and makes sure that Gary stays in one place.]
GM: Um....on second thought I think I'll stay.
KP: Hey Gary I think he likes you.
BS: Well hopefully we can get the Main Event started this time.
RF: A Hell in a Cell slash Ladder match? Who thought of this one?
KP: Who else? The same man that did that Welcome to the Jungle match. I'll have to admit that Zieba can get creative when he wants to. Don't get me wrong he's still a moron, but ya gots to respect the Extreme matches he comes up with.
GM: I'm surprised nobody has died yet.
M: (looking at McFarland) Mr McFarland that can be arranged you know.
[Both look right at Apocalypse and he returns the stares with a slight crack of a smile]
BS: He's not very talkative today is he?
KP: Jet lag. Even The Apocalypse needs sleep once in a while.
[The camera suddenly cuts to the audience and catches someone sitting in the front row enjoying a cigar while kicked back in his chair.]
BS: Well it seems that the cameras have picked up newly acquired Suicide to the EWI and.....
KP: I thought there was already a Suicide here.
GM: That's Sky Suicide, but you should be used to that considering your bro was fired a while back in Austin.
KP: If you're refering to Mike Powers I'll remind you that it's you that looks like him and not I.
GM: I DO NOT!
RF: He acts like him.
BS: ANYWAYS it seems that he's here to scout the competition here in the EWI before his debut. Folks I'm being told we're about ready so let's get to the ring!
As the cage is finally put together the lights begin to highlight it to include the new Extreme World Title that looms way above the cage. As the crowd continues to cheer Aho music starts up and he comes out from behind the curtain flooded by cheers from the San An crowd. As he heads to the cage his pace starts to slow down as he studies the cage and the title that hangs up above. As he gets into the ring he goes to the center and fireworks begin to fill the Alamodome which sends the crowd into a static.
BS: And look at Aho. He seems ready to go for tonight's match.
KP: Well with him being a World Champion he better be ready. Sampson is not anyone to look past even though I beat him.
GM: Didn't Aho beat you? I could SWEAR he beat you.
KP: Don't start McFarland otherwise I'll have Apocalypse tie you into a knot you cannot get out of.
Once Aho's music dies down it's quickly replace with Sampson's music. As he heads down the ramp, not only is he hit with debris and constant boos, but it is noted that he is bringing a Singapore Cane to the ring with him. Walking in the cage with cane on his shoulders and EWI Extreme Belt around his waist, he slides into the ring and points the cane up towards the title and then right at Aho as if to taunt him.
GM: Sampson is quick to call out Aho. With the new Extreme Title on the line I just don't think that Aho is going to be able to match Extreme with Sampson. He's just that good. Hell he's Mr. Main Event!
KP: Didn't he dump Flair into a river from one hundred feet?
BS: Yes he did. He did that at Blitzkrieg.
KP: Yeah I thought so. Where is Flair anyway?
GM: He quit. He won the World belt and skipped town.
KP: Again? Damn that guy never quits.
As the ref collects the belts he calls for the bell and the match finally starts. With Sampson still in the center of the ring with cane in hand Aho tries to start the match, but Sampson won't move. This brings in the ref who tells Sampson to start the match and he throws his hands up in agreement, but as the ref turns his back Sampson brings the cane across the backside of the ref's head. Then, catching Aho off-guard, Sampson swings again and catches Aho right between the eyes with the cane splitting him open in an instant. Standing over a knocked down Aho, Sampson raises his arms up and receives the acceptance of the boos from the crowd.
GM: NOW THAT'S what I'm talking about! Aho is NOT ready for this match!
BS: I wouldn't count Aho out of this match because he is one tough fighter.
GM: Oh please he's on a losing streak that just won't stop. What do you think Kevin? Kevin?
[The camera turns to see Powers reaching over talking to the beer vendor.]
KP: Yeah get me a MGD...actually get everyone here some MGD's. Better yet...(reaches in his pocket and pulls out a hundred dollar bill)...give me the damn box and keep the change.
GM: What are you doing?
KP: What? I'm thirsty! I got everyone something damn son be grateful!
BS: And yet somethings never change.
As Sampson is about to walk away he suddenly turns around and sees that Aho is slowly getting up to his feet. Shaking his head in disgust he walks back over to take another swing, but as he does Aho ducks it and Sampson is caught off-balance by the swing as Aho grabs the back of Sampson's head and drops him for a reverse neckbreaker. Keeping the momentum going Aho backs up to the ropes and comes right back off with a punishing legdrop right across the face of Sampson.
BS: And Aho is coming back into this match and has even up the score.
GM: Like I said don't count Aho out.
KP: (spitting out his beer) Oh you did not! Stop lying.
GM: I never lie. I just tell the version my way.
KP: I need another beer.
GM: Oh gee what a surprise there.
KP: Apocalypse break him in two.
GM: (surprised) I WAS JUST KIDDING!
KP: So was I. HA HA HA. Can you sweat buckets just a little bit more?
Aho then goes to pick up Sampson and is getting ready to set him up for a piledriver, but when Aho picks up Sampson he keeps the movement going and Sampson escapes the piledriver and turns it into a hurricanna instead. Now feeling the tide turn to his favor Sampson picks up Aho and delivers a series of knife-edge chops to the chest of Aho slowly backing him up to the ropes. Once to the ropes Sampson goes to whip him to the opposite side, but Sampson keeps going and whips Aho out of the ring and into the cage before bouncing to the ground below.
BS: DEAR GOOD he just bounced off that cage to the ground!
RF: Oh that's gotta hurt.
KP: Yeah that's gonna leave a mark.
GM: Anymore one liners we need to hear?
KP: Hm...how about...HE COULD GO ALL...THE...WAY!!!
BS: You did ask.
GM: Shaddup.
With Aho on the ground Sampson climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps to connect with a flying elbow drop to keep Aho out of the game. Because Aho is pretty much out of it Sampson lifts up side of the curtain on the ring and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Followed by that is another along with Sampson. As he is setting up the tables he puts one in the corner and another right in the middle of the ring. He then goes back to the outside and grabs Aho and slides him back in as well.
BS: Sampson is bringing in the lumber and things are NOT looking good for the World Champion.
GM: It's WOODY TIME IN THE EWI!
KP: Where the HELL did that come from?
GM: Hey I thought it was good.
KP: You live alone don't you?
GM: Wha? NO I DON'T!
KP: Liar. Oh wait that's your version right?
GM: Will someone please win this match and get this show over with.
Once back inside he sets Aho up on the table in the center of the ring and Sampson goes to climb back to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a senton splash, but instead of connecting with Aho he connects with the table instead for Aho managed to roll out of the way. With that crack through the table both wrestlers are on the ground trying to gain that extra breath of oxygen, but after a minute both wrestlers start to get to their feet. With Aho still trying to get up Sampson starts to eyeball him and rushes him, but Aho manages to sidestep the rush, trip up Sampson's feet, and Sampson, face first, connects with the table in the corner. As Sampson rolls over after receiving the table shot it is obvious he is cut open as well. With Sampson still in the corner, Aho hops out of the ring and begins to head for the door so that he can climb up to the top.
KP: Man that had to hurt. I've had my fair share of Extreme matches and nothing hurts worse than a table smashing. (looking over at Suicide) Hey Rose why don't you give him a bottle or two of our MGD's.
[As Rose heads over she starts talking to Suicide and hands him two beers. Suicide, returning the favor, hands over some of his cigars and Rose takes'em and heads back to the announcer's booth.]
RF: Look what he gave us.
KP: STOGIES! Now that's what I'm talking about.
GM: Hey can I get one of those?
KP: Let me think about it...no.
GM: DAMN! Well it doesn't matter cause I don't think the SSN will let you smoke on their programs anymore.
KP: SSN? What are you talking about?
BS: Kevin the Super Sports Network has picked up the EWI and will be broadcasting our shows on their cable channel on a exclusive basis. Their representive Marcus Gottfriend was out here earlier with Commissioner Chad Dupree to deliever the news.
KP: Really? So we have even more viewers?
BS: That's right.
KP: Well that's good news. Hey Apoc we'll have to keep that in mind.
As Aho makes it to the outside, Sampson finally is out of the corner and begins to make his chase as well. Once on the top of the cage Aho starts to head for the ladder, but as he is setting it up Sampson has finally made it to the top of the cage as well and begins to head towards Aho. With Aho distracted with the ladder Sampson attacks from behind by measuring him with his Show Stopper (Superkick) which connects to the back of Aho's head which also bumps him into the ladder.
BS: AHO FACEFIRST INTO THE LADDER. That cannot be doing anything good for that gash he has on his forhead from Sampson's caneshot earlier.
KP: Now this is what I'm talking about. Family entertainment!
GM: I think it's sick. We don't need to be seeing this. We need some old fashioned wrestling action. This is just a ratings booster.
KP: Oh please. This is true wrestling of the new generatioon and you know it.
With Aho down, Sampson grabs the ladder and sets it up under the Extreme World title and slowly begins to make his way up the ladder, but as he is doing this Aho manages to get back to his feet and catches Sampson off-guard with a modified Liger Bomb.
GM: The cage shook on that one! Someone is going to get killed!
BS: Gary look at the top of the cage. Does it look like some of the hooks up there came undone?
GM: I...I think you're right! See what I'm saying. Someone is going to get hurt and it's only going to be pleasure for ratings!
KP: Would you keep your whining to a low roar. This is a good match and I don't need you spoiling it.
Now with both down it takes a moment before both finally get back to their feet and slowly start climbing the ladder on both sides. As they inch closer to the top they try to force the other off the ladder, but nothing is working. Once they are able to see eye to eye at the top of the ladder they begin to trade punches for supremacy of the ladder and, with a block of an Aho punch, Sampson gains the ladder by putting a finger in Aho's eye and then connecting with a wicked punch that knocks Aho to the top of the cage.
BS: AHO'S DOWN! And the cage..it almost collasped with that shot!
GM: Someone needs to end that match right now.
KP: Well then how about you go up there and tell those two you feel they should stop.
GM: How about you do it Good God? Mr. Emperor of Hardcore. How about you do it?
KP: Cause I'm enjoying watching this match.
With Aho down and out, Sampson continues the climb until he is standing on the top of the ladder. With the belt in his grasp he starts to reach for it, but then he looks down at a prone Aho.
KP: GRAB THAT TITLE SAMPSON! What's he doing?
BS: He's looking at Aho for some reason.......you don't think......
KP: With the title right there? He won't do it.
GM: He better not.
Seeing his chance Sampson decides to not go for the title, but instead attack Aho with another senton splash, but again Aho managed to move again. As Aho moves Sampson connects with the top of the cage, but instead of just landing there he falls through the cage and falls another twenty feet to the ring canvas below.
BS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That had to be a thirty foot drop!
GM: I TOLD YOU! DIDN'T I TELL YOU? And not only did he go through the cage, but he landed on those tables! He's not moving! DAMNIT HE'S NOT MOVING!
KP: That didn't look right at all......Guys let's go...
Seeing his chance Aho gets back on the ladder and climbs up to the top to retrieve the new EWI Extreme World Title.
BS: Aho has done it! He is the first Extreme World Champion of EWI!
GM: But at what cost? Look at Sampson! He's not moving!
BS: Powers, Apocalypse, and several others are in the ring trying to help Samspon. Folks we're gonna keep you updated on this situation in the following days, but we are out of time. For Gary McFarland, Victoria McCave, Guy Grant, and the entire EWI Staff, this is Brett Sanders saying so long from San Antonion and Coronation. EVAN AHO IS YOUR NEW CHAMPION!