[The lights go black, and there's a brief ominous silence. The EWI ExtremeScreen flickers into life, and it shows a visual of a solar eclipse. The sound system starts to play a low ominous whispering, which lingers for a few seconds until it is obviously many people whispering the same line "Can you hear the voices?" over and over again. The video screen shows the eclipse in progress, as the moon slowly covers the sun. As the eclipse progresses, the whispering turns to speaking, and finally loudly demanding the same question. "Can you hear the voices?" As the eclipse reaches the climax, the image on the screen blurs and morphs into the image of the chinese chi symbol. The voices silence as one loud yell, comes over the sound system.]
??: "YES WE CAN!"
[A *HUGE* pyrotechnic bursts across the stage. As it clears, "Beautiful People" starts playing on the sound system. Gemini appears on the top of the ramp, dressed in his standard costume, black and white boots and outfit, full facepaint, the EWI belt draped across his shoulder. He holds a microphone in the other hand, which he lifts to his mouth to speak.]
G: It seems that the people of Germany are about to get what they paid for!
(crowd pops)
G: We might be the first out here, but we are not the last. Let us introduce our next opponent and, by the way, our new partner...PAT BLACK!
Walking out from behind the curtain and heading down the rampway is Pat Black along with Jade. As he is walking down it is noticed that he is also bringing with him a galvanized trashcan wrapped in barbed wire and in it is some weapons of the extreme trade. In his other arm is a Oscar the Grouch doll which recently replaced the Kermit the Frog he recently lost during his match against Gemini.
GM: Hey look at this. Pat got a new friend.
MP: Oh baby yeah. What a lucious tart she is too. Yummy.
GM: What? I'm talking about the Oscar the Grouch thing you baffoon.
BS: But he also has his OTHER favorite friend and that is the garbage can full of weapons.
GM: Yeah Black is a sadistic mutha.
As he enters the bottom cage he dumps the other weapons around the ring and places the can in the center of the ring. Following Pat Black is current EWI Television Champion Evan Aho much to the delight of the Kaiserslautern crowd. As he enteres the ring Bret Kross' music begins to play as he makes his way out from behind the curtain. With a scowl look on his face he makes his way down the rampway and towards the cage never taking his eye off of Gemini who attacked him earlier in the program.
BS: And look at Kross coming to the ring not taking his eye off of Gemini for a second.
GM: Hey the man is pissed and he has every right to be considering what happened earlier in the show.
As he enteres the cage the next one to come out from behind the curtain is Eli Flair along with Poison Ivy and her signature Singapore Cane. As he begins to enter the cage the lights suddenly go out and sounds of war begin to play throughout the stadium. As this is going on it is slowly replaced with Commando's music and eventually he comes out soaking in the boos from the stadium audience. As he is making his way down, not only is the EWI World Championship wth him, but he is also wheeling a laundrybag ful of different types of weapons. As the ref opens the cage door from him he begins to toss in the weapons and eventually enteres the ring.
GM: THE MAN!
MP: I don't....
GM: You need to stand up when he comes out.
MP: HELL NO!
As he is doing this 'Freak On A Leash - KoRn, begins to play bringing a sold-out crowd to it's feet. They wait. And wait. And Steve Radder doesn't show. Instead ... Co-Owner Randy Harders comes out.
RH : Well ... unfortunate as it seems, it doesn't look like Radder's gonna make it for his title shot. Poor boy.
He tosses the microphone away ... and leaves to a chorus of boos. As the others are paying attention to what the Co-Owner had to say, Commando finished tossing in the weapons and eventually walked in the cage officially starting up thematch.
GM: Well Harders got he wanted and Commando got his weapons in. It's going to be one HELL of a fight tonight!
MP: YEAH BABY!
As the bell rings all six stand inside of the ring looking at eachother waiting for the first person to make that all important move. As they continue to look around Kross is the first to make a move as he walks towards Gemini and gets right in his face and begins to argue. As they continue to heat up the discussion Gemini starts to smirk at Kross and eventually laugh at him, but this only upsets Kross even more and he surprises Gemini with a quick right shot to his face. This brings in Pat Black from behind clipping Kross down to the canvas and he gets on top of him throwing a flurry of punches at the Ironman. As Black is doing this Aho comes off the ropes and delivers a nasty dropkick to the croutched Black and pushes him off of Kross.
BS: My God! They're holding nothing back tonight.
GM: Can you blame them? Seven people in a cage...hell CAGES for the world title? What more did you expect?
MP: A Bikini contest mabye?
GM: Yeah that would be cool.
BS: Would you two stop.
As this is going on Flair slowly walks over towards Gemini, picking up a Kendo Stick along the way, and as Gemini is getting back up Flair crushes the stick right between the eyes of Gemini repeately causing a gash to open up on Gemini's forehead.
MP: YEAH BABY the blood is going to fly tonight!
While all of the comotion is going on all have forgotten about Commando who slowly makes his way towards the pole and begins to make his way up it, but as he is doing it Flair turns around and sees what's going on. Flair then quickly runs over and crashes the Kendo Stick on the back of Commando bringing him back down to the first floor. As Commando is down Flair walks up to him again and is about to swing the stick again, but Gemini suddenly sneaks up behind Flair and swipes the stick out of his hand. Realizing this, Flair turns around to see what happened, but is met with the stick smacked in his face by Gemini which stagers the King of Extreme. As Flair turns around again Commando is already to his feet and greets Flair with a superkick right to his chin bringing the big man down to the canvas. With Flair going down Commando and Gemin then look at eachother for a moment and Gemini makes a gesture to say that Commando can have his fun with Flair, but as Commando goes for the attack Gemini brings the stick across the back of the head of Commando knocking him down as well.
BS: What a turn of events here!
GM: Hell yeah what a sucker move by Gemini. Doesn't Commando know there are no friends in that ring?
In the other ring, Aho and Kross continue to fight amonst themselves trying to gain the upper hand, but while they fight they have forgotton about Pat Black and he is taking advantage of the situation by going for his trashcan. Once he reaches it he sets back in the corner to catch his breath and then starts running towards the two knocking them both down. While down Black goes back and forth crashing the can over both Aho and Kross opening them up quickly due to the barbed wire on the trashcan.
GM: Oh man! They're cut! They're bleeding! OH HELL YEAH!
MP: What? Do you want a beer or something?
GM: Don't you start. You know I got jokes ready.
With Aho and Kross now bloody, Black makes his way towards the pole and starts to make the climb, but is suddenly pulled down by Gemini who returns the evil stare given to him by Pat Black. As they continue to bicker both Commando and Flair finally get back to their feet. With Commando taking a few steps back he waits as Flair pushes Gemini into Black causing the two to headbutt eachother. As Flair and Gemini now fight eachother Commando, coming off the ropes, launches himself over the ropes into the second ring and tackles Black to the ground.
BS: What a match folks. Everyone trying to get the title, but they just can't get the advantage.
MP: It's a ....
While everyone is paired up with someone on the first floor of the tower and the crowd noise level turns to a sudden low. Suddenly the noise level turns in a thunderous roar and soon spreads throughout the stadium as Steve Radder steps out from behind the curtain holding his head.
BS: And ... somehow ... someway, STEVE RADDER IS HERE!
Soon Radder makes his way to the mighty Tower of Doom where everyone continues to work over their oppoenent at the moment. Once at the doorway to the Tower he pries the fencing on the wall of the cage away and slips into the ring. No one, not even the World Champion Commando.....notices.
BS: He's going into the cage! This ... this is quite the surprise!
GM: I can't believe it either. And I thought Harders did a good number on him. Guess I was wrong.
MP: This could be it baby!
Radder walks past his opponents who are already pre-occupied with their other actions and begins to head towards the pole leading up to the second level, but before he can do that he is caught by the feet by a now aware Commando and is brought back down to the first level where they automaticaly go at it. With Radder taking advantage of a well worn out Commando, he easily wins the battle of the fist and attempts a move off the ropes, but as he is coming off he is tripped up by a forgotten Aho and is brought down to the canvas face first. As Radder is down, Kross also takes advantage of the situation and nails Radder across the back with a vicious leg drop.
GM: Well like it or not Radder is in this match. He should've stayd in the back.
As the match continues on Black manages to slip past everyone and climbs up to the second level, but as he gets to the top he calls down for the others to come for him. The first one to head up the pole is Bret Kross, but as he is going up he is kicked back down by Black. Soon after Commando is the next one that tries to go up the pole, but is also met with the same fate. The next one, Gemini, goes up the pole and Black lets him come up to the next level. As the battle rages on the ground to see who will be next Black points up to the top level and urges Gemini to head for the belt. As they are conversing and as Gemini heads up the pole at the same time, Eli Flair manages to climb up to the second level as well and cold cock Black from behind and whipping him into the side of the second level fence.
BS: Flair is past Black finally and has opened it up for everyone else.
Now that Black is down one by one the others make their way to the second level. As the others now continue the battle on the second floor, Gemini manages to make his way to the top of the cage and catches his breath before heading for the third cage that holds the belt. As he is taking a breather Eli Flair also manages to make it to the top and now they both are heading towards the final cage fighting it out along the way.
MP: It's a battle at the top baby YEAH!
With Flair and Gemini going at it on the top level both Aho and Kross team up to punish Pat Black again and again up against the walls of the second cage draining more blood from the sadistic competitor. Meanwhile Commando has managed to make his way to the top level as well and sees that both Flair and Gemini are preoccupied with eachother. As Commando slowly makes his way for the belt he is surprised and caught from behind by Steve Radder who made his way up the cage as well. Catching Commando he hits with his finisher, Absolute Zero, that sends BOTH Radder and Commando through the top of the cage to the floor of the second cage.
BS: OH MY DEAR GOD!
GM: Oh yeah. They're dead. It's over.
Meanwhile Gemini has pushed Flair towards the edge of the cage, but as he tries to go for a short are clothesline Flair ducks and Gemini is caught off blanance. As Gemini is trying to regain control Flair takes a shot at Gemini's jaw that knockes him off the cage and he comes crashing through the top of the first floor cage and onto the canvas below.
GM: Maybe I was wrong! Gemini HAS to be knocked out for good!
Now all alone Flair tries to make his way towards the sole cage on top, but is stopped by Kross who has finally made his way to the top of the cage. Catching Flair offguard he hits him with a DDT and strikes Flair right on the head on one of the thicker beams holding the cage.
BS: This could be it! We could have a new champion in Bret Kross!
Kross, now in control, looks around and tries to see where the cage is and begins to head towards it, but as he is going there he turns around to see if Flair is moving in which he is. Kross then makes his way back to Flair and begins to set him up for the Brass Bomb, but as this is going on Evan Aho has managed to make his way towards the top floor as well. Before Kross can hook the move he sees Aho and releases the hold and both competitors begin to go at it again. Trying to gain his strength back Flair makes it to his feet and looks at both Kross and Aho and also at the cage that holds the belt and elects to head towards both wrestlers. As he comes closer Aho manages to catch Kross with a lucky shot to the face and as Kross turns around reeling from the shot he is met into the arms of Flair. Flair then picks up Kross by the neck and chokeslams him through the hole in the top of the cage made by Radder and Commando down to the second cage floor.
BS: MY DEAR GOD not again!
GM: Everyone just LOVES the second floor!
MP: Love? Is Eddy Love here?
BS: Yeah right! You don't see MWC around here do you?
GM: What a worm!
As Flair stands over the hole looking down at Kross, Aho turns Flair around and they begin to throw punches and chops at eacother with Aho gaining the advantage. Aho then shoots a quick boot to Flair's midsection and tries for a gutwrench suplex, but Flair manages to catch himself and lands on his feet surprising Aho. Flair then grabs the sides of Aho's head and drives an X-Factor down into the fence. Feeling that Aho his finished Flair makes his way to the cage, steps inside, and grabs the title.
BS: HE'S DONE IT! ELI FLAIR HAS CAPTURED THE DREAM!
GM: Hell with that! He has the EWI World Title!
MP: Yeah baby! What a match!
GM: Wait a second. What is that over the horizon?
BS: As if it couldn't get any worse.
As Flair is trying to catch his breath in the cage after capturing the World Title a helicopter comes out of south end of the stadium and begins to hover over the top of the cage. As Flair is trying to get a better look at who it is a rope drops from the chopper and a man starts to repel from it down to the top of the cage. As he turns around it is shown that it's Rob Sampson and he begins to attack Flair back into the cage.
BS: Rob Sampson? What's he doing here?
GM: HE'S MAKING A STATEMENT!
MP: Oh this should be good!
With Flair down in the top cage Sampson slams the door and pulls out a lock and secures the door. As he is getting ready to leave another cable comes down and Sampson grabs ahold of it. He then secures it to one of the bars before being pulled back into the chopper. Then, as the chopper leaves, so the cage with Flair inside and they start to head away off into the distance.
BS: MY GOD! Where is he taking Flair?
GM: I don't know, but the man is captured and no place to go!
BS: Folks we're going to get you an update as soon as we can. For Mike Powers, Garrett MacFarland, Victoria McCave and the entire EWI staff. This is Brett Sanders wishing you a good night. WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION IN ELI FLAIR!
[Credits Roll]