[As Simply Stunning comes walking out with their ladies along their side, Shawn Wilcox lifts up a microphone he has with him and begins to address the crowd.]
SW: Now I know everyone has been waiting for this one and we are not one to disappoint. Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you the returning.....MIKE POWERS!
[The theme song from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me begins to play and Mike Powers makes his way out from behind the curtain to a chorus of cheers.]
BS: WHAT? It can't be!
GM: You have to be kidding! That's Mike Powers?
BS: That's right.
GM: He's....PATHETIC!
[Mike Powers comes down to the ring with Simply Stunning and eventually makes his way to the announcer's table.]
MP: Oh that's right baby I'm back!
BS: Mike Powers welcome back to the EWI. How are you doing?
MP: I'm doing great baby! It's great to be back and to see history made tonight as Simply Stunning will take the belts home to the Motherland.
GM: You're an pathetic rip-off idiot artist! The belts already made it to your homeland when The Greats won them. I replaced HIM?
MP: He replaced me? What a square!
GM: I'm about to tie a square knot into your .......
BS: Alright you two simmer down. The Greats have already made it to the ring and this match is ready to begin.
GM: Freak.
MP: Bimbo.
BS: STOP!
Krane starts off the match with Hardy as the two men circle each other to size things up. A lockup ensues and Hardy is whipped into the ropes and dropped immediately with a shoulderblock. Krane bounces off the ropes once again and Hardy leapfrogs him coming off the ropes and catches him with a high dropkick to the forehead that drops him to the mat.
McFarland: Nice dropkick from Jannetty there.
Sanders: It's Hardy, Garrett.
Powers: I got your hearty right here baby, yeah!
McFarland: [rolls eyes]
Krane charges in this time and locks Hardy up in the corner and begins to pummel him there. He uses his strength to hiptoss the much smaller Hardy out of the corner and then follows up with a clothesline that turns Hardy inside out. Hardy scrambles to his feet but is met again with another clothesline. Krane pulls Hardy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Hardy leaps to attempt a flying bodypress, but in one motion Krane flips him over with a powerslam and gets a two count.
Sanders: Not a chance. I'm not so sure the talents of Simply Stunning will serve them all that well against a big man like Jimmy Krane.
McFarland: Come on Sanders, the only chance these guys have got is to bring the big man to his feet and neutralize the size advantage. The problem is, they're trying it with bodypresses and dropkicks.
Powers: Speaking of bodypresses, baby....
Krane once again pulls Hardy to his feet and drags over to the Greats' corner where he tags in Chris Strange. Strange climbs to the top rope while Krane holds onto Hardy and hits a missile dropkick. Strange slaps on the figure four leglock, but quickly lets go as he sees Wilcox come into the ring to break up the hold. Strange instead pulls Hardy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Strange goes for a clothesline, but Hardy ducks and comes off the ropes with a spinning wheel kick that knocks Strange to the mat and under the bottom rope to the floor.
McFarland: Here's the challengers' first shot at doing something here in this match. Let's see if they can capitalize.
Hardy staggers over to Wilcox and makes the tag. Wilcox climbs to the top rope and tries to hit a body press to the floor on Strange, but Strange moves out of the way and Wilcox crashes into the ramp. Strange pulls Wilcox to his feet and drives him into the ring apron several times before rolling him into the ring and making the tag to Krane. Krane kicks Wilcox in the gut and drops him with a DDT, but again gets a two count. Krane hits a gutwrench powerbomb and rolls over into a pinning position, but again gets only a two count.
Sanders: The champions have dominated this match so far, but the challengers are showing some resiliency.
Powers: This match is so boring, baby. Bring out the fembots. What this match needs is machine gun jubblies, yeah!
McFarland: [looking at Sanders] I think that screen hit him harder then we thought.
Powers: [both announcers looking at him] What?
Krane tags out to Strange and he continues to pound on Wilcox in the corner. Strange pulls Wilcox to his feet, takes a step back and starts wailing away on him, dropping him to one knee. From a kneeling position, Wilcox reaches up and drops Strange straight down into a jawbreaker. Wilcox scrambles to make the hot tag and brings in Hardy. Hardy clotheslines Strange to the mat and hits Krane with a dropkick that sends him to the arena floor. Hardy then pulls Strange to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. Hardy climbs to the top rope and drops a fist right across Strange's head.
Sanders: Here comes Simply Stunning!! We could have new champs!!
Hardy goes for the pin, but Strange slips his shoulder out at two.
Power: No way baby.
Hardy signals to Wilcox, who comes into the ring and gets Strange into position for a powerbomb while Hardy goes to the top rope. As Wilcox lifts Strange for the powerbomb, Hardy comes off the top rope while simultaneously Strange reverses with a hurricanrana, causing Hardy to drop a leg across his own partner. Strange rolls up a shocked Hardy....
Sanders: Big miscue by the challengers!!!
...and gets the three count!
Sanders: And the Greats retain!
McFarland: Nice effort from Simply Stunning, but just not nearly enough.
Sanders: Well coming up next we've got the Extreme Title on the line as Kevin Powers goes on the line and tries to take it away from Inner Circle leader Rob Sampson.
GM: Well as much as Mike's brother thinks he can take it away I don't see him doing it.
MP: Who's brother?
GM: Kevin. Your brother rip-off.
MP: He's not my brother I SWEAR!
GM: And as I look at you I think to myself that Save Sex is the best policy.
MP: That's because you just can't find any unless you go to your garage and blow her up.
GM: BASTARD!
BS: Alright you to stop it now! Let's just sit back and watch this match.
GM: I would love to see Kevin whip his little brother's ass one time.
MP: Whip yourself.
BS: Let's just go to the ring.
Powers, along with Fairhurst, were the first to enter the ring much to the happiness of the Kaiserslautern crowd. As his pyro effects were going off outside the ring and around the stadium, Powers reached for a microphone.
KP: People of K-TOWN. Welcome to the House of GOOD GOD! Tonight everyone world wide is going to see on a screen what I do to Rob Sampson, but here in K-Town you're going to see it LIVE! And just remember.....Wer Sie liebt und wer Sie lieben!
GM: What did he say?
MP: Oh baby! He said 'Who loves you and who do you love!'
BS: Wow I'm impressed.
MP: It's because I'm a international man of mystery baby YEAH!
GM: I replaced him?
The crowd begins to chant Powers name until Sampson's music starts up and the crowd reaction quickly turns into boos. As Sampson is making his way to the ring he is showing off his Extreme Belt trying to raise the temper of Powers. Sampson then steps into the ring and holds out his hand asking for the microphone which Powers happily tosses to him.
RS: Powers you may say what you want, but everyone knows you don't have a chance in HELL to win MY BELT! And, oh, since you wanna get creative with the microphone and the German crowd I've got a few words for you too......SAUGEN SIE ES!
MP: My word!
GM: Yeah that's right! SUCK IT! That's what he said!
BS: It doesn't take a translator to realize that.
MP: You had me replaced with him?
As Sampson drops the microphone Powers ruses towards him and begins to throw wild haymakes as the bell sounds to start the match. With Powers and Sampson trading punches back and forth it was only a matter of time before someone gained an advantage and it was Sampson. He took Powers and whipped him into the ropes, but as he tried for a leaping spinning reverse kick Powers ducked the move and Sampson went to the ground and Powers continued the attack.
BS: And now Powers is back on the attack. This is going to be a match to remember I can just feel it.
GM: Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist, or for that matter some second rate Man of Misery to figure out this is going to be a bloody war!
MP: Man of Misery? Was that a crack towards me?
GM: I stand corrected.
Now with Powers in control he backed up Sampson into the corner and began to go to work on him with a series of chops and punch combinations until he got Sampson sitting down. Seeing this Powers back up a bit and was about to run in with a leading knee, but Sampson somehow dodged the move and Powers' knee connected with the middle turnbuckle instead
GM: Well isn't this convient. The gimp now has a limp!
MP: Oh I fear that Rob Sampson might have Powers number in this match, but give it up for Powers for being a fighter.
GM: What are you his personal cheerleader? Oh wait your Simply Stunning's, but they LOST DIDN'T THEY?
MP: I hate you very much.
BS: Would you two pay attention to the match!
GM: Reject.
MP: Square
BS: STOP IT!
With Sampson back up and Powers now feeling the effects from the turnbuckle shot Powers turned around and walked right into a face buster by Sampson. With Powers down Sampson went to the outside and grabbed a steel chair and tossed it into the ring. Then Sampson went to look under the ring for a table and found one. He then slid that in a came back in himself. Sampson then set the table up in the corner and went for Powers. With Powers reeling Sampson Irishwhipped Powers into the table breaking it upon impact. Sampson then took the steel chair and placed it about five feet away from Powers and backed up himself. Running out of the corner Sampson ran, jumped on the chair, and launched himself like a spear right at Powers, but Powers managed to move out of the way and Sampson instead speared the already broken table.
BS: DEAR GOD what a move by Sampson! He's going to feel the effects of that one for days to come.
GM: Or pulling splinters out of his ass for days. Whichever comes first.
MP: Are you cussing? Co-Owner Zieba doesn't like that you know.
GM: Don't you have to wash his car or polish some brass for him or something?
BS: Why do I even bother?
Now with the energy back in Powers he went to grab Sampson and toss him over the top rope onto the ground below. With Powers following he continued to club on Sampson and went to whip him into the steel stairs and crushed them on impact. Powers then grabbed Sampson and dragged him up the rampway, but as Powers was doing that Sampson got lucky and managed to push Powers off and has Powers went to turn around Sampson leveled him with a clothesline.
GM: And now Sampson is trying to come back against Powers and not a moment too soon.
BS: But look at Fairhurst! She's got that chair in her hand and....
MP: ....GIRL POWER BABY YEAH!
GM: IDIOT SHUT UP!
With Sampson down from that sudden flurry of energy, Roseanne Fairhurst comes running up the rampway with a steel chair in her hand and tags Sampson right on the back of his head which dazes him, but also gets his attention. With a worried and shocked look on her face Fairhurst tries to back off, but Sampson shoots a quick right hand to Fairhurst knocking her down.
MP: He punched a female? That bas------
GM: (moking Powers) Co-Owner Zieba doesn't like cursing on his show.
MP: SHUT UP! Leave me alone!
GM: You gonna cry aren't you? Go cry in the CAR!
BS: Would you two STOP!
GM: He started it.
MP: WHAT?
As Sampson stood victorious over her he forgot all about Powers who was behind him, but was quickly reminded of where he was because Powers shot a quick crotch shot from behind bringing Sampson down to his knees.
GM: Oh that's going to hurt for weeks.
MP: Like you would know what that feels like.
GM: Wha...why you little....
BS: Just follow the match.
Now with Powers in control he again drags Sampson up the rampway into the backstage area where they begin to slug it out once more. With Powers catching the quick advantage once again he scoops up Sampson and bodyslams him through a catered food table bringing everything down on Sampson. Powers then notices that there is a coffee canister nearby and he reaches for it. As he is opening it up Sampson starts to move towards Powers, but Powers dumps the coffee onto Sampson which, in turn, gets Sampson's attention quick, but before he can react Powers crashes the canister across Sampson's head busting him wide open.
BS: And now Sampson is reeling after getitng that crimson mask from Powers.
GM: Coffee and blood. What a show!
With Sampson back down Powers looks around and tries to find something new for Sampson. As this is going on Sampson looks around and sees what he can use on Powers and grabs a bottle. With Powers coming back with a two by four he grabs Sampson and stands him up, but as he is about to swing the two by four at him Sampson quickly takes the bottle right to the head of Powers busting him open as well.
BS: MY GOD....
GM: ....WHAT A MOVE!! Sampson with that bottle. Perfect!
MP: Oh this is turning into a blood lust war isn't it?
GM: You are so damn right!
BS: But wait! Here comes Fairhurst again, and she brought along a friend!
With Powers down Sampson gets on top of Powers throwing a couple of fist before going back to the bottle and trying to dig into Powers with it, but as he is doing that Fairhurst comes running to the back with Powers Steel Plated Baseball Bat and again gets the attention of Sampson. As Sampson gets up Fairhurst tosses down the bat and challenges Sampson to come towards her, but as Sampson comes closer he gets right into the face of Fairhurst and shakes his head in disgust, but then surprises everyone and plants a kiss on Fairhurst.
MP: SHAG HER BABY SHAG HER!
GM: (laughing) Hey he gets to fight and a bit of sex. I'm starting to like this EWI concept.
BS: You two would.
With Fairhurst not enjoying it she goes to wipe off her lips, but is also met with The Showstopper (Superkick) from Sampson.
MP: NO!!!
GM: HELL YEAH! Do it again!
While Sampson is busy with Fairhurst, Powers got back up and grabbed the Steel Plated Baseball Bat and attacked the backside of Sampson with it. Not letting up Powers continued the assault taking the bat to Sampson's back and sides. With both wrestlers bleeding Powers attempts to put Sampson into his finisher Kiss the Canvas (Slingshot Powerbomb), but Sampson lifts up and dumps Powers off of him back onto the concrete in the back.
BS: Powers almost had him there!
GM: Yeah close, but not close enough. Now Sampson has the upper hand.
MP: Wait a second where are they going?
BS: They're about to go to the....
GM & MP: LADIES ROOM!!!
With Sampson in obvious pain he and Powers continue their fight into they come across one of the many ladies room in the stadium. Inside, Sampson gains the advantage and tries to whip Powers into one of the stalls, but the door doesn't give and Powers comes crashing down to his knees.
GM: Alright screw door number one. Go for door number two!
MP: Squat and shop baby YEAH!
BS: What is it with you two? First you fight and now you're buddies. What's up with that?
GM: I don't know. Little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. Hell I don't know.
MP: Oh just watch the match. Oh wait...STALL!!!
GM: Where?
BS: I give up.
Sampson then takes Powers back outside and they head back to the top of the rampway. Feeling he has the advantage Sampson continues to club on Powers until he can back him up to the edge of the stage. Sampson then edges back a bit and connects with The Showstopper onto Powers chin knocking him off twenty feet to the tables below.
BS: My GOD he just came crashing through those tables! Powers has to be out.
GM: Hell Powers has to be dead!
BS: But look at Sampson. He's broken too and he's wasting precious time getting to Powers.
MP: Good God can do it!
Sampson then make his way down to where Powers is at and tries to pick up Powers into his finisher The Headliner (Inverted Death Valley Driver), but as he was doing that Powers managed to get off of Sampson, hooked his head, and hit with a reverse DDT right onto the broken tables below.
GM: NO! He was so close!
BS: From all the fighting Sampson didn't have the quickness like earlier and it cost him.
MP: She's back again?
GM: Who? Fairhurst? Impossible!
With Powers back up and covered in blood he sets up Sampson for Kiss the Canvas again. At the same time Fairhurst brings out two tables and sets one up on either side of Powers. Now with Powers lifting up Sampson he slams him through the first table, but then holds the move and picks up Sampson and crushes him through he other table. Powers, out of strength, falls on Sampson and goes for the cover and the win.
GM: He did it.
MP: YEAH BABY HE DID IT!
BS: Kevin Powers has defied the odds and has become the new EWI Extreme Champion! As he is making his way back to the ring you can only tell that he is a happy man again. What a war......
[Suddenly 'Renegade Master' - Wildchild starts up and the crowd looks towards the rampway. As Powers is smiling in the ring his face turns to disgust and Co-Owner Zieba makes his way out from the back. In jeans and a Kaiserslautern jersey he walks to the top of the rampway and looks at Powers.]
EZ: Kevin Powers I've got a few things to say to you........
KP: (getting a mic from Fairhurst) Just wait a damn minute! What the HELL are you doing here?
EZ: Look Kevin....
KP: No you look! You've kept me under your thumb for long enough! I've paid my dues time and time again and you and I know it. You told me I couldn't do this and I couldn't do that. Hell I even went to a damn REHAB because of you. Not like it worked, but I STILL DID IT! You are NOT going to screw me out of this! Not now...not ever!
EZ: Kevin listen to me please. Look I've been away since the last PPV Cosmic Encounters that was in South Korea and I've been doing some soul searching. Now I admit I have been harsh to many in the federation to include you and I'm sorry for that.
KP: Wait a minute. Am I hearing this right? It almost sounds like.....you're asking for forgiveness? After all you did?
EZ: Yes. I know I've done some bad things....
KP: SOME? You screwed Radder and Flair! Granted what you did to MD was a nice touch, BUT STILL! But I don't care. I have (points to title) this now and you can't do a damn thing about it. Maybe I'll forgive ya later, but now....get out of MY SPOTLIGHT!
EZ: Actually Kevin....that's not your title.
KP: WHAT? Start talking NOW!
EZ: Remember when MWC changed to EWI?
KP: Yes.....
EZ: Well when you signed your contract there was a clause in which says you would win no title and if you did.....you would be suspended until further notice.
KP: You're kidding. You HAVE to be kidding.
EZ: Get in touch with your lawyers. It's true.
KP: Sons of BITCHES! You can't do this! You just can't do this!
EZ: Kevin I'm sorry, but the contract states it and it can't be broken. So, in light of this, I'm sending you to Japan for awhile to compete until we can resolve your contract and fix it up.
KP: So I'm not the EWI Extreme Champion?
EZ: No you are not.
KP: Then who is?
EZ: Because you should have never competed for it in the first place the belt goes back to 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson, but you still get the win .... just not the title.
KP: DAMNIT!
EZ: I'm sorry Kevin, but as of now there's nothing I can do. Hopefully it can be resolved soon.
[Zieba's music starts back up as he makes his way towards the back. Back in the ring Powers is still looking at the top of the rampway and then back at the belt.]
KP: Yeah. For your sake I hope it does too.
[Powers music then starts back up as he drops the title in the center of the ring and heads to the back with Fairhurst.]
MP: Unreal.
GM: Well he should've read his contract word for word.
BS: It was his lawyers that should've let him know that.
GM: Yeah I know all about those money theifs.
MP: What a shame.
BS: Well coming up next we've got Wargames, but first I would like to pass to everyone the next set of cards we'll be at after Texas Temptation.
MP: Where are we going next?
BS: We'll be on the California Cruisin Tour stopping at the following places. Heatwave in San Diego at the San Diego Sports Arena. Then to Shockwave in San Francisco at The Cow Palace.
GM: Shockwave in San Francisco. We've got some sick minds in the touring department!
BS: After that it's a Heatwave in Sacramento at the ARCO Arena. And then, the PPV, will be in Los Angeles at Arrowhead Pond.
MP: Oh behave!
GM: I like it and I want more of it!
BS: Check for days and times in your area. As they're putting up the cage for Wargames one has to wonder what Commissioner Dupree was thinking when he made the teams.
GM: Well I think he was going for the 'keep your enemies closer' thing here. Can they work together or will they just flat out kill themselves. That's the rule of thumb here.
MP: I don't know, but I feel that The Showstoppers and The Night Cripplers are going to come through like the champions that they are.
GM: How's that?
MP: Cause they got belts baby yeah!
GM: Oh yeah that is right isn't it?
BS: I think you two might be looking over The Tribe and Electric Company, but we're about to find out cause the ring is set. Let's go to WARGAMES!
MP: You know. I'm not really into the cage thing baby so I'm just going to head to the back and talk to my boys.
BS: Your kidding right?
[Powers starts to get up from the announcer's table.]
GM: Hey Mike.
MP: What?
GM: (laughing) Watch your head.
MP: Oh you are so not funny.
[Powers takes off and heads up the rampway while the match is about to start.]
BS: Gary, I'm sure you understand the rules to this match, but let's refresh the memory of the fans that may have forgotten how a War Games match works.
GM: Oh, These people should already know.
BS: The teams will each start off with a one member of their team in the ring. Then at the two minute mark the ref will flip a coin, the team that wins the coin flip will be able to send in one wrestler to get a 2-1 advantage for 2 minutes then the opposing team gets to send in a wrestler. This happens until all wrestlers are in the ring and then the match officially starts.
GM: Oh, You're a genius.
BS: The cage has covered both rings. Ma Chiang pushes past Trypp Williams and Scott Hunter starts out for his team. The bell sounds and Hunter and Chiang tie up and Hunter with a thumb to the eye and chops Chiang in the chest. On the outside, Go Kanzaki and Tribal Instinct are argueing while The Showstoppers and Chris Titan are passionatly watching the match. Hunter catches Chiang with a clothesline that sends him backwards. Hunter picks the smaller Chiang up for a overhead press, but Chiang slides down and catches Hunter with a low blow. A horn goes off.
BS: That's the sound and the ref brings both teams over and tells Chris Titan to call it. The Ref looks at the coin and points to the team of Showstoppers and Night Cripplers.
GM: Things aren't looking good for the Electric Company and Tribe.
Rob Styles catches Chiang with double axe handle to the back. Chaing slumps into a waiting Hunter, Who executes a Choke Slam. Styles climbs up to the top rope and comes off with a flying leg drop across the face of Chiang. Hunter reaches into his tights a pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist. Hunter sits across Chiang's upper body and pounds away at his forehead. Rob Styles gets ready for the next entrant. The horn goes off and Go Kanzaki tries to enter but Trypp Williams pulls him back and the two start fighting and Brandon Williams slides in.
BS: These two teams don't like each other..What was Dupree thinking?
GM: The Man is a genius.
Brandon rushes Styles, who sides steps and Brandon goes flying into the second ring. Styles gets a running leap and leaps over both sets of ropes to get hit with a drop kick. Brandon climbs up on the top rope and comes off, hitting Hunter in the back, causing Hunter to fall off Chiang. Brandon lears at Chaing but jumps on top of Hunter with fists flying. Chaing gets up and is caught with a flying cross body by Syles. The horn sounds.
BS: The action is hot and heavy and here comes Shane Taylor.
GM: Looks as if the teams of The Showstoppers and Night Cripplers have put aside thier differences.
Taylor kicks Brandon in the back of the head, while Chiang gets the upper hand on Syles. Chiang rakes his forehead across the cage, but Taylor hits Chiang with a low blow. Brandon and Hunter are know up and slugging each other and The Showstoppers double team Ma Chaing. Taylor hits a backbreaker and Styles comes off with a flying leg drop. The horn sounds.
BS: Go Kanzaki rushes into the ring and pushes Brandon Williams and heads towards the Showstoppers.
GM: Bad blood between the Electric Company and Tribe.
Kanzaki steps through the ropes and grabs Taylor by the hair. Kanzaki throws him into the cage. Chiang hits a low blow on Styles and then hits a guilotine face crusher. Brandon tries to ram Scott Hunters face into the fence, but Hunter blocks it and pokes Williams in the eye. On the other side of the ring, Kanzaki pulls out a pair of handcuffs, but Styles quickly kicks them away. The horn sounds.
BS: That only leaves Chris Titan to enter the ring.
GM: And he's in with a house of fire.
Titan picks up the chain and wraps it around his fist and pounds on Brandon Williams as Hunter holds him. The Showstoppers and the Electric Company are stuggleing over the hand cuffs. Ma Chiang grabs them, but Styles drop kicks him and sends him into the cage. The horn sounds.
BS: Here comes Trypp Williams and he's bring in a chair.
GM: This is what I'm waiting for.
Trypp drives the edge of the chair into the kidneys of Chris Titan, who goes down. Brandon elbows Scott Hunter and moves as Trypp brings down the steel chair. Hunter and Titan struggle back to their feet only to be meet with another chair shot. Styles has Chaing tied up in the ropes and Taylor catches Kanzaki with a kick to the groin. Trypp Williams drops the chair and goes after Titan, Titan thumbs him in the eye. Brandon has gone to the second ring to try and help the Electric Company, but Kanzaki pushes him away. Styles hits a drop kick that sends Kanzaki into the other ring and Scott Hunter catches Kanzaki with a bear hug. Chiang quickly rushes to his partners aid and Brandon picks up the handcuffs and punches Styles in the face. Taylor rushes rushes Brandon Williams, who drops down and catches Taylor with a drop toe hold. Williams reaches for the chair and brings it down on Taylor's head. Brandon then puts his foot in the chair and comes off hte second rope. Brandon then applies a figure four.
BS: They've done it! Tribal Instinct and The Electric Company have won this encounter!
GM: And that's not all. Now they get to move to Shockwave in Dallas where they will face eachother to see who will win the rights to face the Tag Team Champions at our next PPV in San Antonio!
BS: That's right Gary. It's all apart of our Texas Temptation Tour coming up for the EWI. Well coming up......
GM: Oh great here he comes.
[Coming back down the rampway is Mike Powers. As he is waiving to the crowd he heads back towards the announcer's table and puts his headset back on.]
MP: Did you miss me baby?
GM: Like the plague.
MP: Square.
GM: Hey how's your head?
MP: Son-of-a-.....
BS: COMING up next is the one we've been waiting for folks. As they are setting up the cages let's talk about the Tower of Doom match for the EWI World Heavyweight Title.
GM: Well this one, from what I understand, goes way back to when then champion Gemini and Commando first faced eachother back at Cosmic Encounters. Not only did Radder make his presence known in the match, but so did Flair, Aho, Kross, and Pat Black.
MP: Well the only reason Black was there is because he was still sore with Gemini after their encounter where Black lost the belt to him.
BS: But now they're tag team partners following that devastating Kermit on a Ladder match they had.
GM: And he lost Kermit in the process. Big whoop. Now as for Kross, Aho, and Flair I'm not sure how they got into the match.
MP: Well that's simple. Before Gemini fought Commando the first time he signed a contract so that following the title match the World Champion would have to face those three one by one.
BS: But due to the problems that have been recently shined on the World Title, Commissioner Dupree threw those three into this match honoring Gemini's contract. And so the match is not at hand.
GM: And what a match it is! On the base you have the Wargames cage. In the middle you have a regular cage. And on the top you have a small cage where the EWI title sits waiting for the winner. Now getting up there is a different story all together. Also leading to the top cage is a pole. All you have to do is go to the center of the cage and climb up the pole all the way to the top of the second cage. Then, as you make your way onto the top of the second cage. You have to walk towards the small cage, go inside, and retrive the World Belt.
MP: Oh it sounds easy, but it is not.
BS: Commissioner Dupree felt that this match had to be made and so now everyone is going to see history made tonight. Well it looks like that they are just about ready so let's go to the ring.....
MP: Cage....
GM: Utter Hell.....
BS: It's time for the Tower of Doom for the EWI World Heavyweight Championship!