[The scene opens up to a disturbance in the back and you see Merc being attacked by both Nemesis and Lone Wulf. Merc is already in bad shape and Nemesis is holding him up as Lone Wulf slams a chair over his head. Blood starts to seep through his mask as Nemesis drops him to the ground. Nemesis then grabs an 18" pipewrench and thrusts it up inbetween Mercenary's legs while Lone Wulf holds him back up. After that painful shot Mercenary immediately doubles over in pain. Manifest Destiny tries to add further injury, but EWI officials get there just in time to push MD back and away from Mercenary.]


V/O: SEVEN......

[Pictures of Commando, Pat Black, Steve Radder, Bret Kross, Evan Aho, Gemini, and Eli Flair show on the screen.]

V/O: ONE HAS BLOOD THAT RUNS COLD......

BS: STEVE RADDER! STEVE RADDER IS IN THE RING!

[The crowd roars as the mask comes off, and then roars again as Radder, now holding the mic in his teeth, turns his beckoning hands into two single fingers. Dupree's eyes widen, as does the smile on Radder's face.]

SR: Now, now, now, let's all act like civilized adults, OK? You'll note, 'Lackey', that I'm not AT RINGSIDE ... I'm in the ring. I never WAS at ringside ... I WAS on top of it. So that takes care of that ... so, unfortunately for you, you don't get to fire anyone for Mr. Zebo today!

CD: Radder ... I promise you ...

SR: Speaking of! You see, I'm a man of my word ... keep my promises and such ... and I told you ... along with everyone else ... very clearly ... that no World Title match will end on a proper note until I've had my chance. The chance I'm legally entitled to. And here I am ... [Radder gestures to the carnage; both men still unconscious.] doing just what I said. There IS no winner tonight. Only losers. [Radder reaches for the line, again buckling it to his belt. He slowly begins to be pulled up by the helicopter, up into the night.] Let the people have what they want. Let them go home happy. Trust me - it's better this way.

[Radder tosses the microphone down at the still-shocked Commissioner.]

CD: You'll pay, Radder! Oh, how you'll pay!!


V/O: ONE IS A TRUE IRONMAN....

BS: Oh god, shoot me. Kross takes the chair and folds Eddy’s arm in the chair and drops the leg on it. Eddy’s rolling in pain. Kross picks him up and nails him with a Russian leg sweep. He then rolls out to the outside. He searches for something else to use, and he finds it in the shape of a toaster oven.

MP: Eddy, leave the ring baby!

MM: Blood! Blood! www.blood.com, yeah baby!

BS: Eddy eats a face full of toaster oven, shattering the door and Eddy’s face.

MP: We have Blood baby!

MM: Yes!

BS: He helps Eddy up, but Eddy rolls him up. 1…..2, kick out. Kross goes for a clothesline, Eddy ducks and gets Kross in the Huricanne Piledriver, he nails it. 1…..2……3!No! Kick out by Kross. I can’t believe he kicked out.

MM: That’s one tough Knuckle…..

MP: That was bad baby, totally bad.

MM: Shut up.

BS: What’s this? Sampson comes down to ringside. He goes after Love and starts to pound on him. Wait, what’s this. Now Zieba is coming down, with a damn big stick!

MP: Pay back baby.

MM: That’s a big stick.

MP: No baby, your just small.

MM: Oh.

BS: Zieba gets the attention of Sampson, Sampson holds Love up for Zieba. Zieba winds up and Love ducks, Sampson gets cracked upside the head. Love clotheslines Zieba, sending him out of the ring. Love then hits a Hurricane Piledriver on Sampson. Oh my god!

MP: No baby, that’s Good God to you.

BS: Powers has come to the ring and grabs a hold of Love, Love kisses the canvas, courtesy of Powers. Powers then turns to a pron Kross and hits him with one too. Kross lands on top of Love. The ref counts. 1……2…….3! He wins!


V/O: ONE IS OF BOTH YING AND YANG.......

As Gemini was trying to get back up Black went off the opposite side of the ropes and connected on Gemini with a suicide dive over the top rope. Now with both men on the ground with broken glass they each grabbed a piece and tried to cut eachother with the glass. At first Black was successful by cutting away at Gemini's right arm, but it was Gemini that got the better of the two managing to maneuver towards Black's face and create a HUGE gash in Black's forehead.

BS: Oh and Black is cut WIDE open! I don't know if he can continue this match!

MP: How can you tell? He's laughing! Look at him!

Screaming in pain Black got back into the ring and started to run around like a mad man howling and laughing the entire time. As Gemini got back into the ring Black saw this and he leaped over the top rope right onto the rat traps right in front of the announcers' booth.

BS: (looking down at Black) WHAT THE? He leaped right into those traps!

MP: I told you that boy ain't right!

BS: You said the same about Gemini.

MP: THEY (pointing at Gemini) ain't right. HE (pointing at Black) ain't right. There is a difference!

BS: Valid point.

Gemini, confused, watched as Black rolled around in the rat traps hearing each one go off causing Black more pain. As Black was doing this Gemini went to the thumb tack side and picked up several handfuls of thumbtacks and spread them across the ring. After a while Black, somehow, managed to roll back into the ring with the Rat traps still on him. Gemini then went to Black, grabbed him by his neck, and chokeslammed Black right into the thumbtacks. Gemini the placed his finisher, Torquemada, on Black and continued to hold it until Black couldn't continue.

BS: NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION, Gemini has just won the EWI world title!

MP:Groovey baby YEAH!


V/O: ONE HOLDS THE KEY TO THE FUTURE.....

BS: The TV Champion is back in the ring now and he is awaiting Evan Aho's return to the ring! Aho finally escapes from the crowd and tries to roll into the ring, but he is met with a flurry of boots by the TV Champion and he rolls back to the outside!

MP: Good strategy by Kross, Sanders! Aho can't beat him if he can't even get into the ring with him!

BS: Good point. Aho climbs onto the ring apron to see if he can step through the ropes, but he's met with another dropkick by Kross that sends him off the apron! Oh my! Aho's head hit that barricade hard! He's busted open, I think! Evan Aho has been lacerated here! He's bleeding like a stuck pig! He climbs on the apron and is met with a forearm by Kross! Brett Kross to suplex Aho back into the ring...no! Aho went over the shoulder, and now he rolls Kross up from behind! One...Two...No! Kross kicks out and sends Aho hard into the ringpost! Aho's shoulder hit the post hard! Now Kross rolls him up from behind! One...Two...No! Aho kicked out!

MP: This has been a pretty fast paced minute or two of action, Buckley! They're both back to their feet! Kross goes for a dropkick, but wow! Aho sidestepped it and then superkicked Kross while he was in midair!

BS: What a move by Evan Aho! One...Two...No! Foot on the ropes! Wait a second! Look who's watching this one from the locker rooms!

(CUTTO:Cameron Cruise, in the back, watching the match on the monitors.)

MP:What's he doing here, baby?

BS:Obviously, he's watching the match.

MP:He couldn't hack it in the Battle Royal, I think he should just go away.

BS:Kross whipped into the turnbuckle, Aho with a head of steam.... KROSS DUCKS! Evan Aho flew into the ringpost! He's gotta be in pain, Powers!

MP:Kross has this match won. There's no way he can possibly screw it up now. Just end it and move up the ladder. Now what's this guy doing out here?

(A cheer erupts from the crowd as Cameron Cruise begins to walk toward the ring)

BS:Kross is staring at Cruise! Aho is getting up behind him! He doesn't see what's going on! Cruise with some harsh words for the TV Champion, and he turns to go back to the backstage. Kross turns around.... FOREARM TO THE HEAD! Evan Aho with another! He sets him up, ECSTACY! And again -- AGONY! There's the cover, ONE--TWO--THREE! It's in the books, Evan Aho is the new Television Champion!


V/O: ONE IS THE HOLDER OF PAIN AND PUNISHMENT.....

GM: This is a good strategy for Black. If he wears Gemini down, Gemini can't climb the ladder.

BS: I have to agree that it's a sound strategy.

Black wrenches the hold one final time and lets go. He stands up, looks up at the Kermit doll hanging over the ring and then sneers at Gemini. Gemini pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and catches Black off-guard with a right hand. The crowd pops as Gemini then locks on a face claw. Black fights to escape the hold, but Gemini maintains his grip. Finally Black slumps to the mat, spent.

BS: This is not a good sign for Black!

Gemini slides out of the ring and pulls up the ring apron. He retrieves a table from under the ring, slides the table into the ring, climbs back up on the apron, and plays up to the crowd. He re-enters the ring, sets up the table, and then sets up a ladder in front of the table. Gemini pulls Black to his feet, but immediately drops him again with a uranage.

GM: Nice from Gemini. He's not letting up on Black.

Gemini stands up, and points to the ladder and table. He sets Black up on the turnbuckle, and then climbs up the ladder. He then pulls Black up off the turnbuckle, and onto the ladder.

BS: What...what is Gemini going to do!?

GM: This does not look good.

Gemini attempts a suplex from the ladder to the table, but Black grabs a hold of the rungs and pushes Gemini off to the mat. Gemini scrambles back to his feet, only to be met by a flying clothesline off the ladder by Black. Black picks Gemini up and sets him on the table. He climbs up on the table with him and then looks out at the crowd with a menacing glare. Black pulls Gemini up into a standing headscissors and then drops him with his Cradle to Grave piledriver, sending both men through the table.

BS: Oh my God! Pat Black just drove Gemini through that table with that piledriver!

GM: Gemini isn't moving!

Black wastes no time in climbing up the ladder, which has noticeably begun to wobble.

BS: That ladder isn't looking too steady.

GM: Hopefully it can hold up long enough for Black to grab Kermit!

Black reaches the top of the ladder and grabs Kermit. As he starts to descend the ladder, he slips on one of the loose rungs and falls to the mat. The crowd watches in astonishment as Kermit flies out of the ring and lands in the chipper/shredder, sending green felt flying out and spraying the crowd.


V/O: ONE IS THE KING OF EXTREME.....

MP: Where is the fool going? He could pin him.

BS: Flair is climbing the EWI-tron, he climbs over to the second balcony. He is inching his way towards Gemini who is on the table, still with the barbwire wrapped around his ribs. Flair is right above him…..and….

MP: (standing up.) YEAH BABY! Now that is devasting!

BS: Flair just took the leap, landing right on Gemini sending him straight through the table. Both are hurting bad, bloody as all hell. Flair is getting up, pulling Gemini through the crowd. Every so often he stops and punches him.

MP: Now where is he taking him? Yet another pinfall that could have been made, by god.

BS: He is dragging him again to the back. On our monitors we see Flair literally dragging Gemini around, again, with the occasional knocking of doors with his head.

MP: Oh, try knocking on Susan and Gina’s door again!

BS: Would you shut up, what’s this? Flair sends Gemini through the ladies room door. Gemini turns around, trying to get out and throws some elbows into Flair’s gut. Flair takes a step back, Gemini hits him with a DDT. He picks up Flair and gets a low blow for his trouble.

MP: Yeah baby, the swinger is singing suprano now.

BS: Flair sends him into the ladies room again and slams his head on a toilet, slaming his head with a seat cover. Gemini is out cold. Flair reaches behind one of the toilets.

MP: What groovy toy does he have now?

BS: Flair takes out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Gemini to the toilet. Flair wraps him up in the Total Elimination.

MP: Yeah Baby, the swinger goes both ways!

BS: The refs checks Gemini’s arm.

(He picks it up and it drops. He picks it up again and it drops. He picks it up again, and it drops.)


V/O: WHILE ONE IS.......CHAMPION

EZ:Tasker, just stop your ass right there!

(Tasker just looks at Zieba with a look of death, but turns and asks for a mic.)

EZ:What you need to do is......

AT: Just stop right there Zieba, you shut the **** up for a **** minute for once!

EZ:Exuse me, come again!

AT: Look Erik, look at what the EWI has become, look who is in this ring, this is a ****ing WORLD title match, and these two jackoffs are damn rookies, what happened to the glory days of MWC, when this promotion MEANT something under the leadership of good ole J.W. I survived through his leadership, that brief stint of Eli's and now you and Harders, Eddy thinks the 'E' in EWI stands for Eddy, like this is his little playground or some stupid **** like that. You were against MD from DAY ONE, we've been underrated, we've been used for push by everybody and their butt buddy, case and point Bret Kross and Matt Martin, two TALENTLESS wrestlers. I'm done with MD though, after what happened at Genesis, I'm probably better off without them, cause you've turned them into nothing more then jobbers! It's a shame how you have misused your talent to such a degree, you two rank up there with Eric Bishoff at the amount of mistakes you have made.You....

EZ:Are you done taking mine and Harders' inventory yet?

AT: Not by a long shot, but I'll stop there...

EZ:You think you the ****, and that you were misused while you were here, how about you prove yourself to everybody, becuase in my eyes you haven't done so, how about you get the oppurtunity of a lifetime and fight Hellfighter at Cosmic Encounters for the EWI Intercontinental Championship, and we will see just how good you are, or if your just blowing smoke....

AT: Please Zieba, that's less then an offer, excuse me for just one moment....

(Tasker turns around picks up a chair and gives Black and Gemini one more good shot to make sure there are no surprises from behind.)

AT:Alright, Erik if you haven't forgotten, I'm the real EWI IC champion anyway, did anybody ever beat me for it......NO! You stripped me of the damn thing, hell I didn't even have the title in my possession to be stripped, Bret Kross's punk ass jumped me after I whooped Cameron Cruise, and stole it, but did EWI management raise a fuss over it....hell no you didn't, you would just assume he was champion, just as long as its not a member of MD your all happy!

EZ:You raise a good point, but Alan, you think you are above all that now, what made you so high and mighty all of a sudden? But ok, I'll do you one better, come Cosmic Encounters, you can have a WORLD title shot, the thing you've been waiting for your entire tenure here, against the man you just attacked, Gemini.

AT: What makes you think I even WANT to come back Erik, what good would it do me, I have nothing left here, I'm on my own, MD is gone, what would giving me a world title shot do for me, like I need a title to know I'm better then him?

EZ: Alan, if you didn't care then why would you be here?! Why all these attacks, WHY ALAN!?

AT: Simple Zieba, I never forget ANYTHING somebody does to me, whether is be good or it be bad, I NEVER forget, everybody who got theirs tonight deserved it, I did this to prove a point of how this promotion has gone to the dogs, which I don't see too many around here especially around the restaurants, wonder why that is.... But I didn't follow the EWI, I was doing my own thing here in Bangkok, I used to ****ing live here and who drops by but the EWI, coincidence?....maybe.....maybe not, but that doesn't matter.

EZ:Well Tasker, I'm making the match for Cosmic Encounters, between YOU, and Gemini, you can show up, or don't show up, its up to you, but if Gemini is so terrible, why would you be so scared to take him on for the title?

AT: I fear nobody Erik! The EWI title means so little now, its practically not even worth fighting for, you might as well sell the fifteen dollars of gold in the belt to a pawn shop or something, its not worth much for anything else accept maybe an oversized paperweight.

EZ:Never the less, you have a match for Cosmic Encounters if you don't show up you in breech of contract, something you ought to think about.

AT: Oh yeah, like that contract means anything anymore, I wipe my *** with that stupid contract, hell I do YOU one better, you can take my contract of shove it where the sun don't shine, don't hold your breathe on me showing up!

EZ: Whatever you say Alan whatever you say, I personally don't give two ****s about you or MD, but I'm offering you this match for you to prove yourself once and for all, you don't show up, be prepared to rep the reaper!


V/O: SEVEN. ONE WOULD SAY THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS, BUT AFTER TONIGHT....ONE WILL CLAIM SIX AND BE.......SUPREME!!!


[The camera cuts to the Fritz-Walter-Stadium in Kaiseralauter, Germany. As the camera pans around it picks up tens of thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Garrett MacFarland who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]

BS: Welcome one and all to the FINAL installments of the EWI’s Eurpoean tour that concludes right here in Kaiserslautern, Germany! Welcome to Blitzkrieg!

BS: BY GOD! WELCOME TO KAISERSLUATERN, GERMANY AND TO BLITZKREIG!! My name is Brett Sanders and, as always, filling in for Mike Powers is the ever-popular Garrett MacFarland.

GM: Oh yeah! Now this is how we throw a party! Ladies lined up around the block to get a shot at the Host!

BS: Really?

GM: Of course. Oh wait. You're not thinking you? Are you?

BS: Well I am the host.

GM: YEAH RIGHT!

BS: Well as you try to control yourself we've got one HELL of a show tonight! Not only do we have several debut matches, to include one being a Crowbar on a Ladder Last Man Standing match, but we've got other favorites as well.

GM: Yes we do. We've got the Survivor Series match with HoA and the St. Louis Calab-O along with Wargames with Tribal Instinct teaming up with The Electric Company taking on The Showstoppers and Inner Circle's The Night Cripplers.

BS: We've also got grudge matches in the form of Kevin Kearns and Goth along with Mercenary against Lone Wulf.

GM: Oh don't forget our title matches! Nu Nation Revolution's newest members The Greats put it on the line as they face the returning Simply Stunning.

BS: Speaking of which the REAL leader of the Nu Nation, Hellfighter will be puting his Intercontinental Strap on the line as he faces Inner Circle member Jeffery Roberts.

GM: And as you mention leaders. The leader of the Inner Circle Rob Sampson puts his Extreme title on the line as he goes against Kevin Powers.

BS: And to top that all off we have seven of the finest going in a Tower of Doom match to become the EWI World Champion.

GM: My money is on Commando. He's used to high stakes and he's got it in the bag!

BS: So let's kick things off and head to our first match of the evening!


Double Debut Match

Eric 'The Dragon' Davis vs. 'The Naughty Frog' Jonathan Davis

6' 0", 230lbs | 6' 4", 233lbs

Calgary, Alberta, Canada | The Dark Pond

Genius - Pitchshifter |


The Naughty Frog made his entrance first to a non-plussed reaction from the crowd. Moments later, Eric Davis walked out and was besieged by a heel pop from the crowd. When the bell was rung, both men immediately went on the offensive. The Frog tried for a dropkick, but the Dragon batted it away and followed by connecting with a superkick as the Frog got to his feet. Next up from the Dragon was a spinning head scissors followed up by a snap suplex. The Frog staggered to his feet and into the clutches of the Dragon and was promptly greeted with a Dragon Driver DVD. The crowd watched in awe as the Dragon ascended the turnbuckles, leapt off, and connected with his Dragon's Fire frog splash. The Dragon easily defeated the Frog by pinfall.

Winner: Eric 'The Dragon' Davis


GM: Now that's what I'm talking about! The only way to open up a EWI Pay Per View is to do it with a NthWA Cruiserweight Champion and what better than with Eric Davis!

BS: Well I guess ever since the NthWA closed it's doors the athletes there enjoy the extreme style that EWI has to offer and....what's going on here?

GM: Where? Oh no it's Cole Steele!

[With Eric Davis soaking in the boos from the fans he doesn't notice that Cole Steele has made his way out of the crowd and into the ring. Reaching into his jacket he pulls out a bag of power and dumps most of it into his hand. He then taps Davis on the shoulder and as he turns around he gets a facefull of power.]

BS: COLE STEELE ATTACKS! COLE STEELE ATTACKS!

GM: Far worse than a bear attacking I'll tell you that. These two did not get along back in the NthWA when the Cruiserweight belt was on the line.

BS: And it's showing because Steele is tearing into Davis right now.

GM: Oh no! Looks like someone is going to get some help right now!

[As Davis and Steele are going at it, from behind the curtain, a figure wearing a mask comes down to the ring carrying a wooden baseball bat with him. As he slides into the ring he catches Steele from behind with the bat which brings him down instantly. The masked man then turns towards a worn out Davis and plants the bat across his back as well.]

BS: I don't know who that is, but he just laid both of them out cold!

GM: Wait what's he doing? He's taking off his mask......OH HELL NO!

BS: Who is that?

GM: IT'S JESSE FALCON! MY GOD HE'S IN EWI! Do you know what is going on? He also has a history with Davis and it just happens to tie in with the belt as well! MY GOD!

BS: Finally here comes some of the EWI officials to try and restore order in the ring. I'm sure once those two find out what happened Falcon will be on their hit list.

GM: Each will be on eachothers hit list. Keep that in mind Brett Sanders cause you ain't seen nothing yet!

BS: Well coming up next we've got another double debut match, but this one is going to take a twist as it's a Crowbar on a Ladder Last Man Standing match.

GM: Oh yeah! The Darkness and Stevie Cool have traded words as of late and because of that it has lead to this. If one cannot answer the ten count after they get that crowbar then the other wins.

BS: Let's go to the ring for our next encounter!


Double Debut Match

Crowbar on a Ladder/Last Man Standing Match

The Darkness vs. Stevie Cool

5' 12", 200lbs | 6' 0", 180lbs

Unknown | Dallas, Texas

Mudshovel - Staind | 'Know Your Enemy' - Rage Against The Machine


BS: Well its an interesting match we have here, an under crowbar one a ladder/last man standing match.

GM: Cool is listed at 5'12.

BS: Yeah so?

GM: That means he's six feet tall!

BS: Well if he is 5'12 then how can he be 6'0?

GM: Nevermind! But there's the bell and this match is underway, both men are going at it in the center of the ring trading blows back and forth. Now Darkness with a kick to the stomach, and no an Irish whip into the ropes but Cool ducks the clothesline, and comes off the opposite ropes with a high cross body sending Darkness down.

BS: Now both men back up Stevie throws Darkness into the corner, but Darkness reverses and sends Cool into the turnbuckle, now Darkness crotches Cool on the top turnbuckle and goes up top to and executes a HURRICARANA off the top to the outside where there just happens to be a table set up. Now Darkness seeing the opportunity goes for the ladder located in the aisle way and brings it into the ring set it up and begins to ascend the ladder.

GM: Run by damn run by damn rung by da.....

BS: Enough Garret!

GM: Sorry.. But Cool made his way back onto the ring apron and now on the top turnbuckle and....MISSLE DROP KICKS the ladder sending Darkness down with the rope catching his neck!

BS: That's gotta hurt! Now Cool placing the ladder on top of Darkness and again ascends the turnbuckle, this time he goes for an Asai Moonsault onto the ladder but Darkness moved from under the ladder so Cool's move backfired. Now Darkness leans the ladder upon the ropes and exits the rings ropes and stands on the apron waiting for Cool to get back up, and as he does Darkness slam the ladder down on his side sending it straight up into Cool's face on the other!

GM: SEE-SAW! Darkness is playing see-saw with Cool....

BS: Will you STOP already!!!

GM: Stop what?

BS: Your turning into Powers for crying outloud!

GM: Kevin Powers? How am I like him....?

BS: GOOD GOD man I'm not talking about Kevin I'm talking about Mike Powers!

GM: Ohhh what about him?

BS: Nevermind! Darkness now inserting some tables, chair, and other assorted weapons into the ring.

GM: Couldn't wait for the crowbar could he?

BS: Guess not? Now back in the ring Darkness goes to floundering Cool but as he tried to lock up Cool, kicks him in the stomach and gives him a face buster where there just happens to be a chair laying.

GM: Stevie knows where he's at, at all times look at that ring positioning!

BS: Um, Garret, I don't think...

GM: Think what?

BS: Don't worry about it. Now Cool setting up a few tables and putting up the ladder in the middle and now he's climbing the ladder to go for the crowbar, but Darkness is back up and going to the top rope.

GM: Stevie has the crowbar Stevie has the crowbar!

BS: Lot of good its gonna do him Darkness just returned the favor delivered to him by Cool, by missile drop kicking the ladder but this time Stevie goes through one of the tables he set up himself.

GM: Not the brightest crayon in the box now is he?

BS: I would say not. Now Darkness has the crowbar, and waits like a Snake waiting to strike its prey, for Cool, and as Cool gets back to his feet Darkness clocks him with the crowbar to the back of Cool's head busting it open and sending him to the mat, and is now beating Cool with the crowbar repeatedly, now stooping Darkness picks back up Cool who is barely conscious and sets him up for a power bomb picks him up and slams him through another table that Stevie happened to set up, this time with a running power bomb.

GM: Maybe those tables being set up by Stevie wasn't such a good idea after all. Now Darkness putting the ladder on top of Cool and going up top again and he goes for a senton bomb and lands it on Cool, which woke Cool right up as he yells out in pain.

BS: But that hurt Darkness as well.

GM: But not as much as it did Cool!

BS: You know something Garret...

GM: What?

BS: Ah screw it! Darkness back up and brings Cool to his feet as hew picks him up in a chokeslam type maneuver, but drops him because his back can't support the weight.

GM: Probably from that senton bomb he just did on Cool.

BS: Whoa somebody get me my inhaler you actually made a smart comment.

GM: Shut up Bret! But Cool now getting back up on his own. Grabs the crowbar, and gets his payback on Darkness by clocking him with the crowbar repeatedly. And now Stevie Cool going to the top and lands a flying elbow from the top rope!

BS: Now Cool picking up Darkness and kinda just letting him hang there as Stevie goes to the other end of the ring and begins to stamp his foot, getting the crowd into it now.

GM: Where have I seen that before?

BS: I don't, but it looks familiar to me to. But Stevie does a little shuffle and deliver a STEVIE KICK! And Darkness looks to be out and now the ref is making a ten count.

GM: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9...NO! Darkness is back up!

BS: Now Stevie comes from the top rope to try to surprise Darkness but Darkness counters with a drop kick to Cool as he is coming down, now Darkness picks up the crowbar and this time whacks Cool across the face with the crowbar.

GM: Stevie is gonna need some plastic surgery after this one is over!

BS: The ref now starting the count, 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9............10! Cool could not answer the ten count and Darkness win the match!

Winner: The Darkness


BS: What a match from these two rookies to the EWI. With a showing like that you can only imagine that they will go far.

GM: Yeah well....I've seen better.

BS: I can always count on you to give your personal opinion on things can't I?

GM: Oh yes you can.

BS: Ladies and Gentlemen tonigh's PPV Blitzkrieg is brough to you by The Vault Videos. From The Vault you can relive the old days with shows from BTR and MWC.

GM: And also by EWI: Music Extreme V1.0. Here all your favorite superstars enterance themes on this CD.

BS: And finally by EWI.COM. What's new? What's recnet? What's soon to happen? Find out only on EWI.COM. Well coming up next we've got the veteran 'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz taking on newcomer 'The Real Deal' Johnny Dazzle.

GM: Dazzle tried to get into teh federation early without a contract and raised the eyebrow of several superstars already here. Now that he's under contract will he be able to back up his words?

BS: Well we're about to find out. Let's go to ringside for this match up.


'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz vs "The Real Deal" Johnny Dazzle

6'4", 230lbs | 6'6", 275lbs

Detroit, MI | Charlotte, North Carolina

"Nookie" - Limp Bizkit | 'Highway to Hell' - AC/DC


BS: And this match is underway and as they both lock up, and Dazzle applies a headlock, and Schwartz goes to break it by bouncing Dazzle off the ropes.

GM: But that move just blew up in Schwartz's face because, Dazzle turned it into a bulldog, putting Schwartz's face into the mat! Now Dazzle picking up Schwartz, but is met with a LOW BLOW! Making Dazzle keel over.

BS: And Schwartz quickly capitalizes with a DDT to the mat, and begins to put the boots to Dazzle, now picking him back him and setting up him for a.....sleeper hold?

GM: Schwartz is trying to end this one early, but NO! Dazzle counters with a WHIPPERSNAPPER!

BS: Whippersnapper? Garret what the hell are you talking about? You mean a stunner Garret, a stunner.

GM: Whatever, Bret? Now Dazzle laying the boots to Schwartz, but Dana is now up on the ring apron and she is.....

BS: OH MY GOD! Dana just bared the congo's to Dazzle. Is that even legal here? But that's exactly what it did to Dazzle, is dazzle him!

GM: Great Pun Bret.

BS: Whatever Garret, Dana TURN AROUND!

GM: Shut up Bret, but Dazzle is mesmerized as is the referee, and Dazzle just got clocked from behind by Sir Smoke Alot.

BS: Guess he didn't take kindly to those Dazzle Drops, and he's getting his payback on Dazzle.

GM: Bret, Dazzle never did......nevermind Bret nevermind.

BS: Now Schwartz again in control and Dana has covered up.....DAMN!

GM: AHH! Anyway, Schwartz now with a side Russian leg sweep on Dazzle, and quickly goes up top and goes for a moonsault, but MISSES his target when Dazzle moved out of the way and hits face first on the mat. Dazzle quickly going after Schwartz and applies a figure four leg lock on him, it looks like Schwartz may tap, but makes his way to the ropes, with a little help from Dana by pushing the rope out towards him. Now Dazzle picking up Schwartz and piledirvers him into the mat!

BS: Geez Garret take a breath already. Now Dazzle seizing opportunity covers Schwartz, hooks the leg, 1......2. kickout just after two by Schwartz. Now Dazzle bringing Schwartz to his feet, and giving him a chop, and Schwartz returns with one, and now they are trading blows with Schwartz getting the upper hand, and Schwartz now with a boot the to mid-section and returns the favor by giving Dazzle a piledirver, BUT NO, Dazzle turns it over, and drives him to the mat.

GM: Now Dazzle bringing him back up to his feet, and throwing him against the ropes and gives him a devastating clothesline! That's the set-up and now he's going for now Dazzle quickly putting Schwartz to his feet and applies a front face lock but no Schwartz ends up turning it into a ..........brainbuster?

BS: How the hell did he do that?

GM: I'm not sure, but now Schwartz throws Dazzle into the corner, and crotches him on the top turnbuckle and goes up top with him and does a HURRICARANA off the top rope!

BS: Now Schwartz back up top, and does the DEEP SILO, its over! 1.............2..........3! Schwartz is your winner!

Winner: 'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz


BS: Schwartz has done it again. At one point his career was at a all time low, but during the past weeks, to include his performance against Steve Radder, Schwartz has been turning up the heat.

GM: And he just proved that against one Johnny Dazzle.

BS: Well coming up next folks we've got 'The Silencer' Antonio Corleone, the man of MHW and TCW fame, going up against yet another new threat in EWI....Malign.

GM: Malign is good to watch, but Corleone is no slouch. He is strictly business cause he loves to make sure people .... get ..... HIT!

BS: You couldn't resist could you?

GM: Nope. Not really.

BS: Let's go to the ring.


"The Silencer" Antonio Corleone vs. Malign

6'7", 277lbs | 6'11", 302lbs

Chicago, IL | Hell's Kitchen, NY

Godfather Theme fading into "Whatever" - Godsmack | 'Falling Away From Me' - Korn


The events of this match seemed to be bizarre even before the bell went off. The first unusual event was the way both men entered the ring. Slow and uneasy would be the best way to describe they came down the aisle, but that wasn't all. As soon as the bell rang both men began to stalk one another showing little offense in the first couple minutes of the show.

BS: I don't know about this match. You usually see good things from Corleone and Malign unless they're trying to play up one Hell of a defense.

GM: Are you sure we're not watching Shamrock and Severn? This is what this match reminds me of.

BS: Wait a minute. We've got company!

As they continued to maneuver in the ring, music started to play on the PA system and what can best be described as a pirate came out from behind the curtain and down the rampway. As he was making his way down to ringside Malign caught the early advantage on Corleone by nailing him with a stiff arm clothesline. While Malign was still in control the pirate slid into the ring with a steel chair and attacked Malign from behind with it crushing it on the back of his head. With Malign down Corleone tried to get back up, but the pirate struck him too right in the face. The ref, loosing control, threw the match out as the pirate continued to attack both Malign and Corleone.

Winner: No Contest


GM: Well yo ho ho he's saved the match!

BS: He's not supposed to be here. What the Hell is going on.

The "Pirate" slowly walks around the ring, looking out into the crowd which is stunned by this turn of events. The "Pirate" walks over to the camera side of the ring and takes off the patch covering his left eye and the red and white striped bandanna, revealing a long dark brown ponytail and a face all too familiar. He then slowly begins to unbutton his white, loose fitting shirt as the crowd stirs in uncertainty.

GM: You know I've seen him before. I don't know where, but I have.

BS: Yes this pirate is looking VERY familiar.

As the shirt comes off, and the vine of thorns tatooed around his arm is unveiled, the recognition of the man is now clear...it is none other than Thorn.

BS: IT'S THORN!

GM: Oh this should be good!

Thorn looks out into the crowd; a solumn, almost embarrassed look on his face, and stands unmoving....almost like he's soaking up the energy that is the crowd is generating. He then motions for something from the outside and reaches down to grab a microphone as one is handed to him. He then leans on the top rope facing the camera and begins to speak....

( Crowd isn't booing, isn't cheering, but is a combintion of loud whispers, uncertain of what to think)

Thorn: I....(looks off to the side and then back again, the same somber expression on his face).....I'm going to cut right to the point here. I think enough of your time has been wasted already...

(crowd pops a bit, but still remains uncertain of where this is leading)

Thorn: Chad Dupree.....

(pauses as the crowd boos a bit at the name)

Thorn: .....you money hungry, self-centered son-of-a-bitch.....

(crowd pops huge)

Thorn: ....you can take this pirate gimmik, all the plans you were planning for it, and all of the shi**y things you were going to put me through in these next few months and stick em' straight up your ass....

(crowd pops at the use of the foul language)

Thorn: .....because I ain't doin' it. I've been in this business for too many years to just watch it go down the fuc*in' drain in one night. I've been overseas, I've been in the states, in Canada......I've been everwhere a guy could be and worked for everyone a guy could work for. But never, and I mean never, has anyone tried to humiliate me and my family like this.....

(the crowd is almost silent at the suprising shoot interview being done)

Thorn: ....well no more. What you witnessed tonight was the beginning.....the Thorn World Tour is underway and will not be stopped. So Dupree.....you gather yourself up a posse, and you tell them that Thorn's comin'.....

(Thorn looks around the arena a bit.....)

Thorn: ...and he's bringing hell with him......

(crowd still remains uncertain as Static X's "Push It" blares over the PA system. Thorn kicks at the clothes lying in the ring, steps through the top and second rope, and leaps to the outside floor; heading back to the locker room......)

BS: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

GM: Dupree thought up the Pirate thing? Genius!

BS: And because of that genius Thorn is on the warpath! Folks, before we head into the next match I just want to pass to you our next set of cards for the EWI. Being billed as The Texas Temtation Tour, the EWI will be at the next four following places. Starting off we've got Heatwave in Houston and that will be at the Compaq Center. After that we've got Shockwave in Dallas at the American Airlines Center. Following that we've got Heatwave in Austin at the Travis County Expo Center. And then, leading to the PPV, we will be in San Antonio at the Alamodome for what may just be a huge and most exciting card to date!

GM: So we're going to be in Texas the entire time?

BS: That's right.

GM: Oh yippie ki hey mutha.....

BS: Alright! Coming up next we've got Kevin Kearns, the so-called new leader of the Nu Nation Revolution, talking on one half of The Gothic Alchemy Goth.

GM: Ever since Kearns took control of the group.....

BS: He did not and you know it.

GM: Hey the way he tells it it's believeable. Anyways when he took over he saw that several wanted to knock him down. One of those being Mercedes Devon considering she has no man in her life at the moment.

BS: Cruise has left the federation to pursue personal goals while Maverick rode off into the sunset.

GM: Be still my heart. Anyway Kearns made sure to 'club' down the competition for his chair and Devon got what she deserved, but before Kearns could make his point Goth came in for the save. You just don't go against the boss and that's exactly what Goth did when he challenged Kearns.

BS: KEARNS ISN'T EVEN THE LEADER!

GM: You hear one thing. I hear another. I just hear truth.

BS: (shaking his head) Let's just go to the ring.


"The Iceman" Kevin Kearns vs. Goth

6'4", 205lbs | 6'4", 230lbs

Duluth, Minnesota | Los Angeles, California

"Sabotage" - Beastie Boys | 'Engel' - Romstein


Goth made his customary entrance and received a moderate face pop from the crowd. Those cheers quickly turned to boos when Kevin Kearns walked out however. The two men squared off as the bell rang, but it was Kearns who quickly established control. Early on a belly-to-belly suplex stunned Goth. Kearns followed up with a lariat and then an Oklahoma Roll for a 2-count. Goth managed to make a small comeback with some well-placed punches and a hurancanrana. Goth tried to apply a Texas Cloverleaf hold but Kearns reversed it into a roll-up for another 2-count. Goth popped up only to be caught by a kick to the midsection by Kearns. The "Iceman" followed up with a gourdbuster and that allowed him to procure his Deep Freeze cobra clutch for the submission win.

Winner: "The Iceman" Kevin Kearns


BS: He did it! I can't believe it, but Kevin Kearns did it.

GM: Hey what did you expect? He's the leader of the Nu Nation Revolution and when one of his subjects goes astray he has to put them back into his place.

BS: You know he's not the leader.

GM: Hey I see and I hear therefore I know. Kearns is your winner and leader.

BS: You have your say, not that its true, but you have it neverless. Coming up next we've got one that has been in the works for the longest time now between The Mercenary and Manifest Destiny member Lone Wulf.

GM: Well as we saw at the beginning of the show Mercenary got the LIFE damn near beat out of him by Lone Wulf and Nemesis. Hopefully the man can come back from it.

BS: And that's what we're about to find out. Let's go to the ring for our next match-up!


The Mercenary vs. Lone Wulf

6'6", 280lbs | 7'2", 420lbs

Baton Rouge, La | San An' Texas

"Highway to Hell" - AC/DC | "2 of Amerikaz most Wanted" - Tupac Shakur and Snoop Doggy Dogg


Mercenary hit the ring first with a mixed reaction emanating from the crowd. Lone Wulf lumbered out next and was greeted with a resounding heel pop. Before Lone Wulf could get in the ring, Mercenary greeted him in the aisleway and the two began brawling. Mercenary, being the smaller of the two, used hit-and-run tactics to keep Lone Wulf staggered. Finally the two men got in the ring and the match officially started. Mercenary took Lone Wulf down with a clotheseline but the big man surprised everyone by getting to his feet again rather quickly. He nailed Mercenary with a kick to the midsection and tried for a chokeslam, but Mercenary kicked Lone Wulf in the groin. The referee reprimanded Mercenary but then began checking on Lone Wulf's condition, allowing Mercenary to pull out a pair of brass knucks. Lone Wulf finally gathered his wits only to be caught off-guard by a Mercenary heart punch aided by brass knuckles. Lone Wulf crumpled to his knees, allowing Mercenary to lock on the Ambush Sleeper and procure the win.

Winner: The Mercenary


BS: Mercenary has just done what I never thought possible and got Lone Wulf to pass out in the ring for the win. Considering what happened to him earlier you have to give it up to Merc.

GM: Yeah I suppose so, but what his he doing?

BS: Merc is now out and under the ring and he's searching for.....it appears to be a gallon jug of sorts. What does that.....say?

GM: ACID! Oh it's about to get nasty in the ring!

BS: Dear GOD listen to Merc! He's out of control with his laughter as he is just standing over Lone Wulf with that canister!

GM: Wait a minute! Here comes NEMESIS!

[Suddenly Nemesis comes down to the ring and tries to help Lone Wulf, but is quickly caught in the head with the gallon jug by Mercenary. Mercenary, ready to continue the battle, places the jug down and goes towards Nemesis, but before he can do anything EWI officials hit the ring and try to push Mercenary away from Nemesis and Lone Wulf.]

BS: When Lone Wulf wakes up he needs to thank the EWI officials cause they just saved his life!

GM: But look at Mercenary. That is the face of a happy man!

BS: And you can tell ... how?

GM: Believe me I know.

BS: Coming up next folks we've got what is safe to say a HELL of a match for you next.

GM: Now that's what I'm talkin about! On one side you have St. Louis Calab-O and on the other you have the Harbingers of Apocalypse. Neither can stand eachother and it was only a matter of time before a match like this was set for them.

BS: It's a Survivor Series match up for these two teams tonight! Remember if you are pinned, submit, surrender, counted out, dq, or whatever else you are eliminated and must go back to the dressing room. Once the other team is eliminated your team is the winner.

GM: It can be four on three. Two on one. Hell FOUR on one!

BS: It's now time to go to ringside for this match. Take it away!


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