EWI World Heavy Weight Title Three Way Match

Eddy Love vs. Pat Black vs. Gemini

6'5", 255lbs | 6'0", 282lbs | 6'2", 245lbs

Clemson, SC | Atlantic City,NJ | 463 level of the abyss

"Trampled Under Foot" by Led Zepplin | "Black Sabbath" by Type O Negative | "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson


Gemini was the first to come to ringside with an obvious limp. The second person to come to ringside, lead by Sweet Melissa, was EWI World Champion Eddy Love. Coming with them were several ring attendants carrying along a couple of step stools, rubber trash cans, and other tools of destruction for the World Champ. The last one to the ring, lead by Jade, was Pat Black along with 'Kermit'. He still have some of the red paint on his body from earlier in the program. Both Black and Jade were pushing a laundry cart filled with metal trash cans, metal ladders, and several other tools of destruction for Black to use. Love was on the opposite side of the ring and he quickly searched for a microphone.

EL: Oh no. The man that leads Eddy Wrestling International will not wrestle with that type of hardware near his ring. Screw that! We're leaving right now.

Love sets down the microphone and starts to walk away with Melissa back to the dressing room as the crowd begins to voice their opinion.

MP: That's it? He's leaving?

BS: Oh this cannot happen.

Suddenly 'Renegade Master' - Wildchild begins to play as Co-Owner Zieba makes his way to the top of the rampway. He pulls out a microphone and looks right at Eddy Love.

EZ: (pointing at Eddy Love) Tell me if you heard this before....and it's kinda funny. Eddy Love you WILL defend that belt in the three way match. AND.....it WILL be a NO DQ match.

EL: WHAT THE ####!!!

EZ: Oh and if you walk....not only will you drop the title, but you'll be handed YOUR pink slip as well and several have gotten their's tonight already. Eddy....BUDDY....don't become another statistic. Now go back to the ring (begins to fake cry) and make DADDY PROUD!!!

Love begins to move towards Zieba, but is attacked from behind by Pat Black and dragged back to the ring. As Black tosses Love back in Gemini is there to crash a garbage can right on the head of Love. Black then comes in with his cane and starts to bang the sides of the garbage can until Love becomes wobbly and doesn't know where to turn. Eventually he hits the ropes and falls out of the ring head first to the ground.

MP: Welcome to the main event Mr. Zieba

EZ: Well Mike it's always your pleasure that I'm here so sit back and watch one of the greatest shows known to man. Everybody wants to do it like the EWI, but they just can't TOUCH US!

BS: Well Love is taking his licks tonight in the ring as a fresh Black and a very tired Gemini are going at it inside of the ring.

EZ: Hey how about that stunt I did with Jammy? Didn't the joker have it coming?

MP: Well if you say so Mr. Zieba then I guess you're right.

BS: Oh that's sick. Think for yourself man!

EZ: Hey let the kiss up do his business. He might just save his job.

Once Love is to the outside Black and Gemini are alone in the center of the ring staring eachother down waiting for the one to make the first move. After a moment both begin to slug it out in the center of the ring while Melissa tries her best to get Eddy Love out of the garbage can. As Love is finally out he notices Black and Gemini going at it in the ring and Co-Owner Zieba on the outside at the announcer's table. He heads towards the table and gets in the face of Zieba.

EL: You think you're funny Zieba? Watch me kill your heroes in the ring!

EZ: You need to pay attention to the match Love so get your ASS BACK IN THERE NOW!

EL: It's no DQ remember so I'll take my FREAKIN TIME!

Love and Zieba continue to go at it a little bit more until Love finally leaves and reaches inside of Black's laundry cart for a pair of broomsticks.

MP: Are you O.K. Mr. Zieba? I was gonna help, but it looked like you had it under control.

BS: You wanna dust off his ass while you're at it?

MP: Hey be concerned you! He signs the checks around here.

While this is going on Black has had the advantage and sends Gemini into the ropes. As Gemini goes in Love clobbers Gemini from behind with the broomstick which knocks Gemini down to the ground. As Black heads towards Love Melissa manages to slide under the ring without Black noticing and catches Black from behind with a low chop. As Black reels in pain Love finally gets back into the ring to work over Black. At the same time Jade climbs into the ring and starts to fight with Melissa for her recent actions.

EZ: What the Hell? I know I said No DQ, but this is too much. I'll be right back.

MP: What is he gonna do?

BS: Wanna hold his hand and find out Kiss ass?

MP: Hey I need this job thank you Mr. Fancy Pants!

Zieba leaves the announcer's table and climbs into the ring to try and separate the two females. Meanwhile Love and Black are still fighting with Love still holding onto one of the broomsticks. Black tries for a short arm clothesline, but Love manages to duck it and Black goes over the top rope and down to the ring floor. Meanwhile Melissa managed to get past Zieba and push Jade into Love. Love then turns around still welding that stick and sees Jade near him. He looks out towards the crowd and raises the stick and begins to swing, but Zieba knocks her out of the way and takes the full force of the stick shot to the head and is busted wide open.

MP: WHAT THE???

BS: HE DIDN'T JUST DO......

Love and Melissa look down at the fallen Co-Owner and then look at eachother and begin to laugh as EMT's come to the ring and try their best to get Zieba out of the ring, but Love and Melissa won't let them in the ring. Meanwhile Black and Gemini have continued the fight on the outside of the ring trying to get the best of one another. While Love and Melissa are keeping the EMT's at bay 'Good God' Kevin Powers sneaks in from out of the crowd and slides into the ring.

BS: GOOD GOD IS HERE!! GOOD GOD IS HERE!!! You have to think he's got payback on his mind from earlier today in the Battle Royal!

MP: Oh not The God of Love! What did he do?

BS: Well look at Zieba spread out and get a clue.

MP: Zieba had it coming the annoying little pest.

BS: They do make video tapes of this broadcast you know.

MP: About what? What did I say? Someone is putting words in my mouth! Who's got the hidden mic???

He looks down at Zieba and gives a little snicker before he heads towards Love and taps him on the shoulder. As Love turns around he is confronted by Powers with microphone in hand.

KP: Hey Eddy how's your trick...oops I meant tricks. I guess you find it quite amusing sticking your business into (looks down and then back at Eddy) my business. Well, after I went back to the locker room area and drank most of Eli's liquor before his match started I thought to myself how the HELL I can get you back. Well, I'm not the type of person to sneak behind your back and attack you like you are. Instead I want you to see it coming so, how can I say it, BRING IT BITCH!!!

Powers drops the microphone and begins to call Love out. Suddenly Mark Maverick makes his way out from the back and crotch chops Eddy Love from behind.

BS: MAVERICK IS BACK MAVERICK IS BACK!!!

MP: Anyone else coming out of door number one?

BS: And Love just got a taste of his own medicine!

As Eddy hunches over Melissa tries to stop Maverick from continuing his attack, but she is dragged out by Jade to the outside. Maverick then puts a full nelson on Love and connects with his finisher - Givin' the Horns (Full Nelson/Face Slam) Meanwhile, on the outside, Black has gotten the best of Gemini with a lead pipe as Maverick and Powers leaves the ring towards the back. The EMT's finally get to Co-Owner Zieba as Black gets into the ring and drags Love to the corner.

BS: This could be it! We could have a new champion of EWI!

MP: This can't happen! Not this way!

As he is climbing to the top Gemini slips in and goes for a cover, but Black comes off with his finisher - Fade to Black (450 splash) and hits right on top of Gemini. Black manages to push Gemini out of the way and cover Love for the three count.

Winner: Pat Black (New World Champion)

BS: HE DID IT!!! PAT BLACK DID IT!!! WE have a new WORLD CHAMPION IN PAT BLACK!!!

MP: LOVE WAS SCREWED!!! LOVE WAS SCREWED!!!

BS: Well when he wakes up he's gonna have time to think about it along with what he did to Mr. Zieba. Folks we're out of time here. For Mike Powers, Victoria McCave, and the EWI. This is Brett Sanders saying so long from New Jersey. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!


Harders is shown in his office where a woman walks in carrying a deck of cards. She sits down across from Harders at his desk.

RH: Okay, I heard you had something to show me.

Woman: You said you wanted ratings, right?

RH: Listen, if you're a stripper, I don't need ya.

Woman: Relax, I am just going to do a tarrot card reading.

RH: Well, I guess so…As long as it is free. Oh wait nevermind, I just got some extra money from an unreliable wrestler to play with. Shoot!

She flips one card and a huge boat is shown.

RH: What the hell is that, the Titanic?

Woman: No! It is the Big Boat. It symbolizes cockiness, a serious attitude problem. You must attempt to put down this coky individual.

She flips over another card that shows blood, a man bleeding.

RH: Let me guess, Death?

Woman: No! It is the Big Bloody Man. It symbolizes a man who does what is needed to get the task at hand done. He will be your warrior.

RH: Jesus lady, you are making no friggin sense.

Woman: Okay, let me try again.

She flips over another card, it is a big heart.

RH: Hmm…Someone is going to fall in love?

Woman: Okay, obviously you're dummer than a doornail, book Eli Flair versus Eddy Love.

RH: Hey, I like that. Eddy will be pissed. Flair enjoys to pissing Eddy off and the fans will pay. It is a win-win situation.

He looks around the room and the lady is gone, without a trace.

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