BS: You and your favorites.

K-9 backed himself into the corner and Hellfighter was about to connect with his version of a Spear....The Running Gun, but K-9 moved out of the way and Hellfighter slammed his head into the cage connected to the ring post. The ref started to count, but K-9 brushed him away so that he could continue the punishment.

BS: I don't know if this is a smart move by the champ right here, but he is making sure he gets his message across to Hellfighter neverless.

MP: Oh baby if these two ever walk again I'll be surprised alone.

K-9 then took Hellfighters face and began to rake it across the burning cage quickly opening up the forehead of Hellfighter. Hellfighter was screaming in pain as he slumped down onto the canvas and the ref began to count again. Meanwhile K-9 went back to looking to see if the man from before was looking at him again.

MP: What is he doing? He should continue to beat down on Hellfighter. Don't worry about the man in the rafters K-9!

BS: You can always go in the ring and tell him that.

MP: Oh no. That's O.K. I'm needed out here.

BS: Yeah keep thinking that.

MP: Besides Hellfighter is cut wide open and you know how I feel about blood.

BS: With all the fights you've had with Victoria I'm not surprised.

MP: Well you....HEY!!!

Hellfighter made his way back to his feet at the nine count and attacked K-9 from behind with a series of German Suplexs. Once he was finished he then sent K-9 into the cage and gave him the same medicine that K-9 gave to him earlier. Now both K-9 and Hellfighter were bleeding from the forehead with K-9 feeling the recent effects from it.

BS: And now it's a pool of blood and fire in the ring! Can this match get any worse?

MP: Remember this is K-9 and Hellfighter in there. Anything is possible.

BS: This is very true.

From there Hellfighter caught K-9 from out of nowhere with his finisher The Crossface Hell Slam (vertical suplex/DDT) Hellfighter backed off as the ref counted, but only got to nine as K-9 made it to his feet again, but Hellfighter did not give him the benefit of the doubt as he connected with the same finishing maneuver again. This time K-9's fate was sealed.

Winner: Hellfighter (New Intercontinental Champion)


BS: As they put out the fire...Kevin gets him self up, and roles under the cage.

(the same dark man appears at the top of the rampway, as Hit Em Up plays, K-9 stars at him, and start to walk towards him, the runs, and the man dissapears into the darkness)

BS: What was that all about?

MP: I doin't know baby but it was groovy!

BS: Well if you thought that was good then get ready my friend cause the TV title is on the line and that match is NEXT!


BS: Welcome back everyone. So how are you enjoying the nigth so far Mike?

MP: Has Simply Stunnign been on yet?

BS: Um..no.

MP: Then I'll answer that when they get here.

BS: Well, we've got a VERY interesting match coming up next, as two men who met earlier in the evening will do battle once again! Evan Aho is already in the ring and he wants to taste that gold!


EWI Television Title Match

Bret 'Brass Knuckles' Kross vs. Evan Aho

6'7", 256lbs | 6'0", 234lbs

Chicago, ILL | Seattle, Washington

All Star by Smashmouth | "Blood, Milk and Sky" by White Zombie


MP: Well, here comes Brett Kross to the ring and look at the smile on his face. He got rid of some dead weight out there earlier tonight, Buckley.

BS: They lock up, and Kross pulls Evan Aho down by the hair, and Kross does a little strutting! Aho back up to his feet and they lock up again, and this time it's Evan who pulls Kross down by the hair! And now it's Evan Aho taunting Brett Kross with a little strut! He gets back to his feet and they lock up once again! Aho with a knee to the midsection and now he whips Brett Kross off the ropes for a clothesline...no! Kross ducks it and he comes off the ropes with a flying forearm! Great move by Brett Kross!

MP: These fans don't really know what to make of Kross. They don't know whether to cheer him or to boo him!

BS: That must confuse you as well. How can you be sure if you can cheer for him until you know the fans hate him?

MP: Exactly, baby! Tell these morons to make up their minds!

BS: Aho back to his feet and he charges at Kross, and Brett catches him with a quick armdrag takedown! Aho back up and he charges again and this time he is met with a hiptoss! Aho gets back to his feet, only to be met with a dropkick right in the kisser that sends Aho through the ropes and to the outside!

MP: Evan Aho doesn't know what just hit him right then! He's going to get a little breather here!

BS: Oh no he's not, because Kross is right out there with him! Kross picks Aho up and goes to ram him hard into the post! No! Aho blocked it! Now Aho catches Brett with a hard right hand and rams him headfirst into the steel steps! He whips Kross hard into the ringside barricade now! He charges at Brett! No! Brett Kross just backdropped Evan Aho over the barricade and into the ringside fans!

MP: I pity Aho, having to actually be out there with those lowlife.

BS: The TV Champion is back in the ring now and he is awaiting Evan Aho's return to the ring! Aho finally escapes from the crowd and tries to roll into the ring, but he is met with a flurry of boots by the TV Champion and he rolls back to the outside!

MP: Good strategy by Kross, Sanders! Aho can't beat him if he can't even get into the ring with him!

BS: Good point. Aho climbs onto the ring apron to see if he can step through the ropes, but he's met with another dropkick by Kross that sends him off the apron! Oh my! Aho's head hit that barricade hard! He's busted open, I think! Evan Aho has been lacerated here! He's bleeding like a stuck pig! He climbs on the apron and is met with a forearm by Kross! Brett Kross to suplex Aho back into the ring...no! Aho went over the shoulder, and now he rolls Kross up from behind! One...Two...No! Kross kicks out and sends Aho hard into the ringpost! Aho's shoulder hit the post hard! Now Kross rolls him up from behind! One...Two...No! Aho kicked out!

MP: This has been a pretty fast paced minute or two of action, Buckley! They're both back to their feet! Kross goes for a dropkick, but wow! Aho sidestepped it and then superkicked Kross while he was in midair!

BS: What a move by Evan Aho! One...Two...No! Foot on the ropes! Wait a second! Look who's watching this one from the locker rooms!

(CUTTO:Cameron Cruise, in the back, watching the match on the monitors.)

MP:What's he doing here, baby?

BS:Obviously, he's watching the match.

MP:He couldn't hack it in the Battle Royal, I think he should just go away.

BS:Kross whipped into the turnbuckle, Aho with a head of steam.... KROSS DUCKS! Evan Aho flew into the ringpost! He's gotta be in pain, Powers!

MP:Kross has this match won. There's no way he can possibly screw it up now. Just end it and move up the ladder. Now what's this guy doing out here?

(A cheer erupts from the crowd as Cameron Cruise begins to walk toward the ring)

BS:Kross is staring at Cruise! Aho is getting up behind him! He doesn't see what's going on! Cruise with some harsh words for the TV Champion, and he turns to go back to the backstage. Kross turns around.... FOREARM TO THE HEAD! Evan Aho with another! He sets him up, ECSTACY! And again -- AGONY! There's the cover, ONE--TWO--THREE! It's in the books, Evan Aho is the new Television Champion!

Winner: Evan Aho (New Television Champion)


MPThat's not fair! Cameron Cruise got in the way!

BS:What did he do?

MP:He--

BS:Did NOTHING to interfere in the match.

MP: Something has to be done about this.

BS: I'm sure something will...right. Coming up next we've got Eli Flair challenging for Matt Martin's Extreme title and here's the twist. It's under LUSHPAC RULES!

MP: Drunken fools better be ready.

BS: Well I hope so cause that match is NEXT!


BS: Welcome back everyone to Black Ice. Coming up next is a match for the true drunk in you.

MP: Oh yeah baby! We drink and we fight. It's LushPac rules brought to us by Co-Owner Zieba!

BS: Well I hear that they are ready to go so let's get to the ring.


EWI Extreme Title Match

"Total Elimination" Eli Flair vs. "The Monarch" Matt Martin

6'9", 302lbs | 6'1", 231lbs

Bronx, NY | Las Vegas, Nevada

"Inside" by Abreaction | 'Paint it Black' by the Rolling Stones


MB:This contest is scheduled for one fall.... and it is for the EWI EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP! It is also to be held under "LushPac" Rules, stating that each competitor has imbibed a predetermined amount of alcohol beforehand.

(CUE UP: "Inside" - Abreaction)

Introducing first, is the challenger. Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Poison Ivy.... from Bronx, New York, weighing in at 303 pounds.... "TOTAL ELIMINATION" ELI FLAIR!

(Flair and Ivy hit the ringside, with more than a slightly PO'ed look on both their faces. Flair is walking with a slight limp in his step.)

BS:He doesn't look drunk, Mike.... He looks PISSED.

MP:That's what happens when you hit the ring against royalty, baby, yeah!

BS:.... Whatever.

(CUE UP:"Paint in Black" - Rolling Stones)

RA:His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada.... weighing in at 231 pounds.... the current EWI EXTREME CHAMPION.... "MONARCH" MATT MARTIN!!!

BS:Nice intro.... but where's the champ?

MP:He's gotta give it a minute, otherwise there's no suspense. No suspense is bad!

BS:Bad, huh?

MP:That sort of thing ain't his bag, baby!

BS:I was waiting for that. Wait.... there's something at the curtain!

(The curtain opens up, and Brett "Brass Knuckles" Kross is helping Martin get to the ring.)

MP:What the hell happened, baby?

BS:Martin looks like hell! Oh.... I think I know.

MP:What?

BS:LushPac rules, remember? Also remember that Flair has an eight inch, seventy pound advantage over Martin.

(In the ring, Kross has a microphone.)

BK:Listen, my boy here isn't feeling too well, so unless you want him to puke all over you.... You'll back off for now and come back with a NORMAL match.

(Co-Commisioner Zieba begins to head to ringside.)

BS:What's going to happen now? Martin obviously can't wrestle.

EZ:Kross, Martin, Flair.... The match was signed specifically with this reason in mind. Martin WILL defend his title here, tonight!

MP:Yeah.... YEAH BABY!

BS:Zieba lays down the law! BUT THERE GOES KROSS! He's all over Flair! This matchup is NO DQ, remember? Kross with the title belt to Flair's head! And Martin is still in the corner!

MP:He's holding on for dear life, yeah!

BS:Kross sends Flair into the ropes.... Flair with a clothesline! They both go over the top rope! And they hit the ground hard! Look at Flair, I think he's more affected by whatever he drank than he's letting on!

MP:Look out, here comes Poison Ivy!

BS:Ivy tosses that cane to Eli, and he's going to town on Kross! No! Kross blocked it and sends Eli into the ringpost! And again! Wait! Eli caught himself! And he's got Kross hooked! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the outside! And Flair heads back into the ring!

MP:This can't be good.

BS:He's definitely limping. Flair is lookin at Matt Martin as if to say, "Are you kidding?" Martin takes a step forward to lock up with Flair, and he nearly falls! Eli catches him, and hits a T-Bone suplex! I think that might actually be all she wrote! There's the cover, ONE---TWO---THREE! We've got a new champion!

Winner: 'Total Eliminaton' Eli Flair (NEW EXTREME CHAMPION)


MP:That ain't the way it should've gone, baby!

BS:Nevertheless, Martin couldn't hold his alcohol, it would seem. Wait a second.... Flair has a microphone in hand!

ELI(In ring, belt over his shoulder):This was ridiculous. I came here for a FIGHT. And I may have one....

(He throws the belt down.)

DEALER! Can you hear me, you piece of ****? Get your ass out here and let's settle this!

BS:Who is the Dealer?

MP:I think it's this guy! We've got a brawl, baby!

BS:Someone has just run into the ring from the backstage.... I guess that's him! He and Flair are trading blows! Toe to toe! Wait! Poison Ivy just clipped Dealer's knee from behind! HERE COMES MANIFEST DESTINY!!!

MP:And security! They're gonna break it up!

BS:These fans are booing security, they want to see these men go at it! Wait.... Who's injured? Where did the stretcher come from? Ohh.... Matt Martin, it seems got trampled by the onslaught of these men and the two forces they brought out. They've got a neck brace on Martin.... this is terrible. Still, the bottom line is that we've got a new EXTREME champion, and he appears to have a new enemy.


MP: Yeah baby! Get drunk and go to work, go to love that job!

BS: Well anyways, let's see what Kross and Martin can do in the tag match, or should I see what Kross will be able to do since his partner was just stretchered out.

MP: You know my pick baby, SS has got it in the bag!

BS: Well we'll find out cause that match is NEXT!


BS: Welcome back everyone. Well as they're getting the Hardcore Tornado in the Cell ready for our next match-up one has to wonder how Brett Kross is gonna handle this match.

MP: Well his partner is out on a stretcher and unable to continue so thing should be interesting, but it won't matter cause my boys are gonna win!

BS: Well we're gonna see cause they've got the cage ready. Let's go to the ring for our next match!


EWI Tag Team Title Three Way Match

Maximum Overdrive (Doug Greene and Marc Ross) vs. Simply Stunning (Michael Hardy and Simon Wilcox) vs Bret 'Brass Knucles' Kross/ "The Monarch" Matt Martin

Combined Weight 500lbs | Combined Weight 555lbs | Combined Weight 487lbs

Dayton, OH | Sunderland, England |Chicago, ILL/Las Vegas, Nevada

"Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock | "Let Me EntertainYou" by Robbie Williams | 'Paint it Black' by the Rolling Stones


Simply Stunning was the first ones inside of the cage followed by Maximum Overdrive. Both Kross and Martin were announced to be in the match, but it was only Kross that showed up.

BS: Well here's an interesting development. Kross is actually thinking of going in himself.

MP: He wouldn't. Then again I hope he does cause he deserves everything he gets.

[Kross reaches for a mic before stepping in.]

BK: I know Martin is supposed to be with me, but he's unable to continue. So you four better be ready cause I'm gonna go in this thing solo and walk out the tag team champion!

MP: He is serious!

BS: He's already been in two matches already tonight and now he's gonna go into this Hardcore Tornado in a Cell match SOLO!

MP: Either brave or stupid....he's dead.

As Kross walked into the cage the officials locked it behind him and the match was about to begin. As Kross was making his way inside of the ring, for a split second, Maximum Overdrive and Simply Stunning traded stares before starting a four on one attack of Bret Kross. From all four corners they punched and stomped away at the former Television Champion until he did not move.

BS: Dear God! And one would have to imagine that this is just a small payback for what Kross has done to both teams in the past.

MP: And with no partner to save him it's only a matter of time before he cannot fight anymore.

Maximum Overdrive then walked off and reached for two 2x4 as Simply Stunning got ready and whipped Kross into them. Greene struck Kross in the midsection as Ross struck right on top of Kross's forehead.

BS: MY GOD!! Ross took that board to the head of Kross and he's busted wide open!

MP: OH YEAH BABY! And if you didn't think there was gonna be some of the crimson in this match then you have another thing coming!

Once Kross dropped to the mat Maximum Overdrive continued the assault with the 2x4 on the back of Kross. Simply Stunning rolled out of the ring and went searching for weapons. Hardy grabbed a steel pipe while Wilcox reached for a beer bottle. They then rolled inside and sneaked attacked Maximum Overdrive with the weapons. Hardy struck the open rib area of Greene and quickly went to work on him as Wilcox crashed the beer bottle up against the side of Ross's head.

BS: Oooooohhh!! Wilcox with the bottle upside the head of Ross and now we have another person open showing signs of blood!

MP: OH YEAH!! My boys drew blood on Maxy Oxy baby YEAH!

BS: Maxy Oxy?

MP: Hey it works!

While Simply Stunning went to work on Maximum Overdrive Bret Kross slowly made his way out of the ring and collapsed to the ground below. Hardy went for the first pin of the night on Greene, but only got to a two count before Greene kicked out.

MP: Oh he was SO CLOSE!

BS: But not close enough as he only got a two count.

MP: That's O.K. cause I have faith in my boys.

As Hardy was picking up Greene to whip him into the ropes Greene had the mind to pull out a chain from his wrestling gear. Off the ropes Hardy went for a clothesline, but Greene stopped right in front of him and nailed Hardy right between the eyes with his fist wrapped with that chain instantly busting Hardy open.

BS: Add another one to the crimson list as Hardy is now opened up by Greene.

MP: Oh what did he do to deserve that?

BS: Look at the match and understand what's at stake!

MP: But still....my boys....my boys...

Meanwhile Kross is slowly making his way to his feet and trying to search for something. While Greene and Hardy are going at it Wilcox and Ross are going at eachother with a series of punches in the center of the ring. Wilcox soon wins the advantage by backing Ross up to the ropes. Suddenly Wilcox runs to the opposite side and launches a flying clothesline which takes both Ross and Wilcox out of the ring and to the ground below. As they land to the ground they land right in front of Kross who is ready for them with a steel chair. He then goes back and forth nailing both Wilcox and Ross with the chair on any part of their body that he can.

BS: And it looks like someone got a gift delivered into their lap as Kross is going to town with that steel chair.

MP: Oh this is so unfair. How can he do this?

BS: You have to give Kross credit for just even BEING in this third match. And if you think about it...its really his fourth considering the Extreme match from earlier.

MP: He deserves nothing more than a good old fashioned British Ass Kicking!

While Kross continues his attack Greene whips Hardy into the ropes while holding a kendo stick. Once Hardy comes off the ropes he ducks a swinging Greene, but also leaps over the top rope and lands on Kross coming down.

BS: And it's Hardy with one HELL of a save by crashing the Kross chair whipping party!

MP: Did you see him fly through the air? That is a true European Champion!

BS: Euopean Champion? Where the HELL do you think you're at?

MP: Oh isn't this just one heck of a slobberknocker BS?

BS: You're losing it you know that right?

As Hardy continues to work over Kross both Ross and Wilcox roll back into the ring, but it's Wilcox that is met with the kendo stick by Greene. Greene quits as Ross picks up Wilcox and whips him into the ropes. Greene is about to run for Wilcox, but is grabbed by the ankles by Hardy and dragged out of the ring. While being pulled out Greene drops the stick and Ross tries to recover it, but is met with a stunning running dropkick by Wilcox.

MP: Oh BABY that's how you play the game! Show him how it's done Wilcox!

BS: And that knocked the game out of Ross right there. Hopefully he can continue and continue quick.

MP: Don't count on it cause it's gonna be a STUNNING night!

On the outside Greene and Hardy are fighting back and forth as Kross has managed to break away and move himself towards the gate. As he is walking towards it he notices that Martin, wobbling and obviously in pain, is making his way towards the ringside area.

BS: What the? What the hell is he doing here?

MP: I don't believe it! I never expected him to come back!

BS: He should be in a hospital right now! He's in no shape to continue and he knows it.

MP: Maybe he doesn't . Remember he is liquored up.

BS: Valid point my friend.

Kross starts to yell at Martin, but he pays him no mind and gets the ref to open the cell and he goes inside. Both Kross and Martin roll under the rope and get inside of the ring to attack Ross and Wilcox.

BS: Well it looks like that the ref is gonna let Martin compete in this match-up.

MP: The ref obviously must like to see others in pain. He's going through a divorce isn't he?

BS: How did you guess?

MP: The nose knows baby!

Kross manages to get the better of Wilcox, but Martin is not so lucky with Ross. Ross is working over Martin in the corner as Hardy manages to break himself away from Greene and gets back in the ring to help out his partner who is getting worked over by Kross. Meanwhile Greene pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside. He then pulls out another and slides it into the ring.

MP: Now tell me Brett. See how Simply Stunning is working over Kross? That is a mark of true champions!

BS: But, at the same time, look at Greene pull out the lumber and Ross getting the best of a hurt and drunk Martin.

MP: DAMMIT BOYS CHANGE UP!!!

Greene then slides back into the ring and joins his partner Ross work over Martin as Hardy grabs the table that was slid inside of the ring and sets it in the corner. Hardy then signals to his partner that it's ready and Wilcox then whips Kross out of the corner towards the table, but Kross reverses it and Wilcox is sent towards the table. Hardy was quick enough to save his partner, but wasn't quick enough to move him out of the way as Kross came crashing in connecting with both of them into the table.

MP: NNNOOooooo!!!!!!

BS: And Kross just took out Simply Stunning with that move! Dear God what could be next!

MP: Don't SAY THAT!!!

Meanwhile Ross and Greene whipped Martin into the ropes and hit with a back body drop that sent Martin out of the ring and crashing back first on the table outside of the ring. As he hit the table his feet and legs caught the cage and created gashes in his legs.

BS: You're right I spoke too soon!!! My God did you see how Martin landed? He can't continue there's no way!

MP: That's it....he's dead.

As Kross was trying to get back up to save his partner both Wilcox and Hardy grabbed him and held him down to continue the beating as Ross came off the ropes and was Rocket Launched by Greene onto Martin down below. Greene then went to the outside and rolled a limp Martin in and rolled him up for the pin.

Winner: Maximum Overdrive (Retain Tag Team Title)


MP: It's no fair! It's no bloody FAIR!!!

BS: And it's Maximum Overdrive that retain the EWI Tag Belts! And as expected here comes the EMT's trying to get to Martin. I think his wrestling career is over.

MP: It has to be. There is no way that man can ever continue again.

BS: This was one HELL of a match. You have to give it up to all the teams that were in this one cause they gave it their all. This also includes Bret Kross who has fought a total of four matches tonight. Granted he lost the TV title, but he has shown the EWI a lot and you know that he's gonna be back for blood.

MP: God help whomever that may be.

BS: Well after they clear this up we've got the Main Event coming up with Eddy Love set to defend his World Title against the likes of Pat Black and Gemini.

MP: Gemini can still compete? I thought that Jammy put him away.

BS: Well we're about to find out cause that match is NEXT!!!


BS: Welcome back everyone. Are you ready for a WAR?

MP: Oh yeah baby! I've been wanting to see this one. The God of LOVE is gonna show Mr. Spooky and Multi-skitzo who is in charge tonight!

BS: Well let's not wait anymore. Ladies and gentlemen it's time to go to the ring.

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