Out first was "Too Sweet" who did his usual entrance to a mediocre pop. Then he was followed out by Blair where he was preceeded by a crew of servants bringing out stepping stones from the curtain all the way to the ring. This made for a slow entrance which irritated the crowd and Schwartz.
BS: What is this? Is Blair crazy?
MP: No way baby, he is just showing the kid what a stepping stone really is.
BS: Oh no, Blair is certainly up to no good.
MP: Oh please baby, you are so paranoid.
BS: Anyways, as the bell rings Schwartz goes right after Blair taking him from the tie up to a side headlock. Blair sends him into the ropes, he attempts a flying knee but Schwartz side steps it. Schwartz turns Blair around and atomic drops Blair.
MP: Oh baby, he is now singing soprano.
BS: He then follows it up with a spinning heel kick as Blair turns around and Blair rolls to the outside to have a chat with Contessa.
MP: Now she is shagadelic baby! Uggggggg….Look what she is wearing…..
BS: Would you quit drooling you fool.
Schwartz heads to the outside attempting to follow Blair. Blair pushes Contessa in front of Schwartz, he attempts to push her out of the way, then enters the ring where he is met with several boots to the head by Blair. Schwartz gets up and is met with some viscious sounding chops. Some of the crowd chants "Whoooo!"
BS: Did you hear that?
MP: Yeah baby, but the only Flair we have here is Eli.
BS: No, I meant the sound of those chops.
MP: Oh yeah, I heard those too.
Blair grabs Schwartz and hoists him up into a highly held vertical suplex. Blair then slides Schwartz to a corner where he wraps Schwartz leg across the ring post several times. Schwartz pulls himself away from the corner and Blair goes back inside the ring. He goes to grap Schwartz' leg but he is met with a rake to the eyes.
MP: See baby, the rookie has already learned from the Master.
BS: But what is he doing to follow up on it?
MP: Who knows baby, but I know Blair is gonna win this one. It is just a minor set back.
Schwartz gets up real slow and the blinded Blair walks right into a DDT. Schwartz rolls over ontop of Blair for a quick two count. Schwartz gets up and meets Blair with a body slam. Schwartz picks up the fallen Blair and sends him into the ropes where Blair just stops. Schwartz proceeds after him and is sent to the outside with a back body drop.
BS: What is Contessa doing? She has got one of those stones.
MP: My guess is, she is gonna continue the walkway over here baby!
BS: She just nailed Schwartz as Blair is chatting with the ref. Schwartz is busted open.
MP: Yeah baby! Think Schwartz got the message?
Blair gets to the outside and rolls Schwartz inside the ring and nails him with the overture. He then applies the Encore. The ref checks Too Sweet to see if he gives and sees that he is unconscious.
BS: The ref just rung the bell and awarded the match to Blair, what a crock!
MP: Yeah baby, I told ya he would win!
BS: Oh lord, Blair has just asked for the mic.
BLAIR: So... nothing (as Blair refers to 2 sweet), this shall be your first lesson in any league that I am a part of. Stepping stones are meant to be walked upon (Blair walks over 2 sweet... standing on his stomach) and I shall never be yours or ANYONES stepping stone. I have been to the peak, and though it is Sir Edwards time now, my climb will be coming. So how does it feel to be MY FIRST ...
Blair takes 2 sweet by the leg and wraps it around the ringpost applying the figure 4 as 2sweet screams in pain.
BLAIR: ...STEPPING STONE!
Blair continues until security comes down to get him off of Schwartz.
BS: What is wrong with Blair?
MP: He is a man possessed baby, he wants his title back!
BS: Whatever he wants, he sure does mean it.
Cut to a Heatwave promo for the upcoming Asia tour.
BS: Welcome back everyone. Well before we go to the much anticipated Gemini and Creed match we're gonna be introduced to a new tag team in EWI that goes by the name of The Showstoppers.
MP: From what I've heard and understood Co-Owner Zieba has been moonlighting in this federation called the NthWA and he has requested some of their talent come over here to try to spice things up.
BS: Well only time will tell. Let's take it up to Victoria McCave who is in the ring right now.
VM: Ladies and gentlemen. At this time I would like to introduce to you a new tag team in the EWI. Here they are 'Real Deal' Rob Styles and 'Techno' Shane Taylor....THE SHOWSTOPPERS!!!
["Home" by Dream Theater rips through the arena and "Real Deal" Rob Styles and "Techno" Shane Taylor emerge from the curtain to make their way down to the ring. They both have championship belts draped over their shoulders.]
VM: Rob Styles, Shane Taylor...The Showstoppers...I welcome you to the EWI. (seeing their belts) And I see you brought some friends.
RS: These signify that we are the world tag team champions of the NthWA. I'm sure you're all familiar with the NthWA. Let me tell ya somethin about these belts. They're a freakin joke. They mean nothing. They mean that we are on top of a weak, pathetic division of a league. Not to take any credit away from ourselves. We earned these belts; they are rightfully ours and we deserve them. But we have nothing to defend against. One has-been tag team and a few never-will-be's.
ST: That's right, so we took these belts with us to the EWI, hoping to find someone or something that wants to try and take them away from us. Because like Rob said, we earned these belts, but what good are they when your biggest competition can't even win a match?
RS: So we've come here prepared. Hey, maybe we'll even climb the ranks here in the EWI, but until then, we're the champions of a worthless federation, and we're on a mission to better it. Now, just looking over recent matches here in the EWI, I can see that we can take any of these teams without a problem, including the champs. But this is basically a challenge to anyone and everyone in the EWI to come meet us in the NthWA. You'll get a taste of us here, but if you think you can defeat us, get your ass to the NthWA and try and take our belts.
[The Showstoppers exit back to the locker room.]
VM: Well, some bold statements from the current NthWA tag team champions. Will any teams take them up on their offer? Only time will tell. Back to you guys at ringside.
BS: Bold statements from the NthWA World Champions wouldn't you say Mike?
MP: If they think that they can come into the EWI and say stuff like that then they've got another thing coming. I know that Simply Stunning would hand them their ass.....
BS: ...Assuming if they get the chance. Coming up next we've got Gemini, who has already won one match tonight in the form of the Battle Royal, going against 'The Freak' Jamiliah Creed.
MP: Well ever since the turn of events with these two who's to say how this match will turn out?
BS: Let's go to ringside for this encounter!
Jammy was the first to make it to the ring. Soon after Gemini appeared from behind the curtain and rushed the ring, but was quickly attacked with several boot shots from Jammy. As Gemini was making his way to his feet Jammy ran into the ropes in hopes to connect with a running clothesline, but was caught into a hip toss instead. Jammy again rushed Gemini, but was met with the same faith once more.
BS: Well you would think that Jammy would be into this match and that Gemini would be saving himself, but this match is just picking up from the one in Times Square.
MP: Well how would you feel if you got poked like Gemini did and know that Jammy was behind it all?
BS: It could still be Pat Black. Remember the tape from earlier?
MP: One will never know.
Gemini was about to deliver one more hip toss, but this time Jammy blocked the attempt and connected with a short arm clothesline which sent the man down. Jammy then came off the ropes and planted an elbow between the eyes of Gemini before giving the man a Monkey Flip into the ring corner and having Gemini's head connect with the top ring turnbuckle.
MP: Oh yeah baby! Ring his bell!
BS: And Gemini looking the worst for wear here. Hopefully he can save energy before his Main Event apperance.
MP: If he is to win the World Title would it be considered a Tag Team defense whenever he fights someone?
BS: What? Would you stop that!
MP: It's not me talk to multi-personality in the ring.
As Gemini was dazed Jammy came up and was about to deliver a running bulldog, but Gemini pushed off in time and sent Jammy flying across the ring. While Jammy was still down Gemini applied a clawhold on the trapezious of Jammy.
BS: And now Gemini doing what he's famous for and that's those painful clawholds on the body!
MP: Oh this is gonna be nasty.....
BS: Wait a second I'm getting word from the back that something has been discovered. Let's take it away to Victoria McCave who has some special guest with her.
VM: This is Victoria McCave with some of New Jersey's finest along with Co-Owner Zieba in the lockeroom of Jammy Creed. It seems that there has been some interesting things found here. Any words Mr. Zieba?
EZ: Well it seems, judging from the paint and videotapes we have found along with other bits of information we have gathered, that Mr. Creed has been giving false information to the police of Gemini and then trying to make Gemini upset with Black and vice versa. I'm not gonna stand for stuff like this so I'm placing charges against Mr. Creed and he will be toted off to jail after his little match.
MP V/O: You're kidding!
BS V/O: When have you ever known Mr. Zieba to kid around?
EZ: Boys. You know what to do. Go get Jammy and send him up the river.
VM: Oh dear. Back to you two.
BS: Well no matter what this WILL be Jammy's last match in the EWI!
MP: This is so unfair. And he was a good bloke too.
Gemini was able to keep the hold on him for a full five minutes before Jammy was able to break the hold by standing up and connecting with a reverse kick to the 'lower section' of Gemini. As Gemini was crouched down Jammy went behind Gemini and hit with an atomic drop. Once Gemini went down Jammy wrapped him up with a sharpshooter right in the center of the ring. After a little while Gemini tapped out.
BS: Well Jammy is gonna go out with a win and you can only say that Gemini is only saving himself for the main event.
MP: But he's not releasing the hold!
BS: The ref is trying to get him release it, but he won't. And now several officials are coming into the ring, but he still won't release it. Wait the ref just said something to the ring announcer Mark Bravo.
MB: Since Jammy Creed won't release the hold the ref has reveresed his decision and has awared the match to GEMINI!!!
BS: He's done it! He's two for two! And now look who's coming....New Jersey's finest!
MP: Is that possible?
BS: Well they just stormed the ring and they are placing the cuffs on Jammy! This is unreal. He's trying to fight it, but he's not gonna win this one.
MP: Hey look Gemini is back up and staring down at Jammy, but what is Jammy staring at?
BS: Seems he's looking at the clock up above with a smile on his face. What's that about?
MP: I don't know, but what is that screaming?
BS: It's GEMINI! He's holding his.....stuff and screaming in pain!
J: (looking into the camera) Mama's version of Icy-Hot in the drawers... gets'em everytime.
BS: Looks like Jammy is gonna get the last laugh on Gemini and the EWI!
MP: And Gemini isn't staying around for pictures either. He just took off for the back and I can't say that I blame him.
BS: This match was too much. Next up we have
[HUGE FAN POP]
MP: What's going on baby… who?
BS: That's MARK MAVERICK!
MP: Groovy baby…. Is he good?
BS: OH YEAH! FORMER…
[Mark Maverick steps over the security railing as the fans line the railing trying to get to touch him or a close glimpse of him. He's wearing blue jeans with plenty of holes in them, a "Been there. Done that. Got the SCARS to PROVE IT!" T-shirt, and has his hair pulled back out of his face in a pony tail. Mark calls for the Announcers microphone who quickly obliges him. As Mark walks past the commentators table, he hears…]
MP: Groovy cat (or whatever you could say that is appropriately irritating)
[Mark stops, turns toward Mike Powers with a strange look on his face. He walks to the table and TAKES Mike Powers head off with a swipe at his face!]
[HUGE FAN POP]
[Mark walks to the ring and gets in the center of it… he starts to put the mic to his mouth but stops as the crowd POPS EVEN BIGGER! A slight smile appears on his face, a rarity in and of itself. As the cheers die down he begins.]
MARK MAVERICK: Someone better warn the censor that **** Mark Maverick has the **** **** microphone!
[MEGA FAN POP]
MM: For the past year or so, everyone's been askin' me… "Mark, where ya goin' now that WoW has closed its doors." The internet's been abuzz with where I'm headin'… well ya know what - I took some **** time off cause I was sick of all this ****! I started with the NWCI and after handin' some wannabe Irish **** his head, it shut down… but it shut down BEFORE I got my hands on another texan by the name of Steve Austin **** it! OR before I got my hands on one ******* named Eddy LOVE!
[HUGE HEEL POP AT EDDY'S NAME!]
MM: So I went to WoW. Everyone knows what happened there - I kicked everyone's **** and didn't bother to take no names! I took their gold. But I took my lumps as well… BEFORE the doors shut down once again.
[BOOS from the crowd]
MM: And then I spent a **** year back in Texas tossing drunks their heads when they wanted to prove their manhood. Everyone wanted to know where I would go.
MM: Would I go to WCW? I ain't old enough for that crew.
MM: Would I go to MWC? JW Locke is a **** ***** - no way I'd put up with his ****.
MM: Would I go to the WWF? I must admit that the chance to remind Steve Austin that a punch, kick, thesz press, suplex, and a bunch of headwaggin, flippin' off, and generally being a **** - does NOT a wrestler make proved ALMOST irresistable … but lets face it, I just wouldn't fit into their… 'sports entertainment'.
MM: Would I go to the CSWA? I don't care what the Eagle's say - **** still ain't froze over!
MM: Then the EWI took over from JW and was born. So why do I bother with the EWI? **** if I KNOW! All I know is that the timin' was right and a few unanswered questions proved too irresistable to me. Namely, Eddy Love and Mark Maverick never gotta mix it up.
[FAN POP]
MM: Now I know that everyone … 'important' keeps saying that they want Deacon vs. Love but boys, they're in the CSWA and the way they put cards out, that match will happen in between Deacon and Love's nap time at the nursing home! But everyone IMPORTANT wants to see Mark Maverick kick Eddy Love's ****, and that 'bookies' is the FANS!
[FAN POP]
MM: Don't get me wrong, I'm not lookin' to sign a match with the EWI World champ anytime soon cause … well I'm not Pat Black. I prefer to take my lumps IN THE RING and not… well, you can raise an eyebrow to HOW he ended up in the main event tonight. I may not get to Love today, or tomorrow, or this year… but as long as he keeps his **** in the EWI and they don't CLOSE THEIR **** DOORS! We WILL meet. If it's for the gold - whatever… I've been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. I want this match for one reason, because WE ARE the match EVERYONE WANTS and I'll be **** if I don't give it to'em.
[FAN POP]
MM: So who else is in this place? K-9 - a texan pretending to be Mark Maverick… from the mouth to the **** you try to put over on everyone. One thing seperates the REAL Mark Maverick from you boy, and that's that I stopped cryin' while I was in my crib. You whine about your parents dying, or leaving you, or whatever **** you keep saying. You whine about growing up on the streets. You whine when Prez jerkoff tells ya that ya haveta watch your mouth… here's a tip for ya Kevin, take some dough, hand it to the censor, and tell'im to keep his hand REAL CLOSE to the button! It'll save ya, and these poor saps listenin' to ya, a lot of **** grief.
[FAN POP]
MM: "Hellfighter" Micheal Patrick Shulze - **** that's a **** mouthful! Boy, it's good to see you spreadin' the good book around, but your mouth can get as **** bad as MINE! Take notes little man, you ain't no Deacon, be real or be me - there ain't no ***** middle ground.
[FAN POP]
MM: And before I forget, I can't leave without talkin' about that sweetheart Mercedes Devon. Honey, ya touched the lips of the Maverick a bit ago when the MWC was courtin' me. I have to say that kiss was the only thing that made me MAYBE want to go corporate… so now you're here, and I'm here. Nothing personal Cameron Cruise, but everything is bigger in Texas boy. You don't stand a chance.
[LAUGHTER FROM FANS]
MM: Cameraman - get your **** over here cause I wanna make sure EVERYONE hears this.
[Camera zooms into Mark's face.]
MM: The bull is in town and I'm goin' through this fed like a BULL IN A CHINA SHOP! And if ANYONE **** with THIS BULL, they gonna be getting' the horns!
[HUGE CHEER FROM FANS as Mark exits the ring and makes his way to the back.]
MP: (Rubbing his face) WHAT DID HE HAVE TO DO THAT FOR?
BS: (laughing) I guess you have that effect on people.
MP: Bloody WANKER!!
BS: (laughing) Oh this is too much! We'll be back folks with The Chaos Dragons taking on The Gothic Alchemy.
BS: Welcome back everyone. Well our next match should be a good one considering how both teams have been feuding back and forth.
MP: Oh yeah baby this one should be an eye opener.
BS: Let's go to the ring for the next match!
BS: Goth and AC are in the ring, and this crowd is buzzing over the arrival of...here they come...Chris Wyvern and Bao Lung...THE CHAOS DRAGONS!
MP: Does anybody have a barf bag?
BS: This place is ROCKING as the Dragons comes down to the ring! The fans really love these guys! The bell rings and we're underway! Wyvern to start this one off against Goth! They lock up and Goth shows the power edge by tossing Wyvern into the corner! Wyvern flashes a smile and asks for a test of strength!
MP: Is he stupid or something?
BS: They lock up in a test of strength, and Goth has the distinct power edge! Wait! Wyvern plants both feet on Goth's chest and monkey flips him toward the Chaos corner! Goth to his feet and he's nailed with a right hand by Lung! Now Goth staggers out and Wyvern gives him a hiptoss! Goth back to his feet and he's caught with a STANDING DROPKICK that sends him to the corner, and Goth tags in AC, as Wyvern tags in Bao Lung!
MP: I hope these guys live up to their name and AC and Goth and cause Wyvern some Pain!
BS: That was profound.
MP: I try.
BS: Lung locks up with AC and takes him down to the mat with a nice side headlock, but AC grabs the tights and rolls Lung onto his shoulders! ONE...TWO...NO! Lung adjusts position and brings the headlock up to his feet! AC powers out and whips Lung off the ropes for a clothesline! No! Lung ducked it and hooks a crucifix cradle! He brings AC down to the mat...NO!
MP: AC brought Lung down to the mat with a Samoan Drop!
BS: Now AC just putting the boots to Bao Lung as he makes the tag to Goth! They whip Lung off the ropes and LEVEL him with a crushing double clothesline! Goth with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO!
MP: Well, it will take more than a double clothesline to put them away...unfortunate, but true.
BS: Goth now whips Lung into the corner and he's hammering away on Lung with those forearm smashes! He whips Lung across the ring HARD into the far corner!Lung staggers out and Goth catches him with a CLOTHESLINE! Now he runs off the ropes and delivers a LEGDROP!
MP: Hook the tights, kid!
BS: ONE...TWO...NO! Lung kicked out!
MP: Told ya...he should have hooked the tights!
BS: Goth whips Lung off the ropes and delivers a POWERSLAM! That could do it! ONE...TWO...NO! Lung again got his shoulder up! Goth tags his partner and now whips Lung off the ropes...no! Reversal by Lung! Lung drops down, and the Gothic Alchemy crash into each other! Bao Lung schoolboys Goth, but AC is the legal man!
MP: What an idiot!
BS: AC hammers Lung with an axhandle to the back! Lung should have used that opportunity to tag in Chris Wyvern! Now AC whips Lung off the ropes, and I think Lung made the tag as he was coming off! AC catches Lung in a powerslam and goes for the cover, but Wyvern is the legal man! AC gets to his feet as Wyvern comes off the top rope! Flying Bodypress...NO! AC caught him in midair! Lung pops back to his feet and dropkicks Wyvern's back, knocking him on top of AC! Wyvern hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Goth broke it up!
MP: I love it! The Chaos Dragons are heading all the way downhill!
BS: Goth and AC whip Wyvern off the ropes for a double clothesline...NO! Wyvern ducked it and comes off the ropes with a double clothesline of his own! He calls Lung into the ring! AC gets to his feet...and he's caught with a DOUBLE DROPKICK by the Chaos Dragons that sends him out of the ring! Now they whip Goth off the ropes and deliver a double elbow to the face! Lung goes back to the outside and Wyvern tags him in! Wyvern pulls on the top rope and catapults Lung in for a SPLASH! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO!
MP: Phew! Goth kicked out! Come on, guys! Beat these punks!
BS: Stop cheerleading, Mike! AC picks up a chair on the outside,as Goth rakes Lung in the eyes! He's gonna whip Lung off the ropes and into that chair! Here we go! NO! Reversal by Lung and AC just NAILED his own partner in the back with that chair! Goth staggers off the ropes... and Lung catches him with a DDT! The cover!
MP: AC runs in the ring to break it up...NO! Wyvern just caught him with a SUPERKICK that sent him out of the ring!
BS:There's the tag, and they're setting up Goth! ROAR OF OBLIVION! The cover, ONE...TWO...THREE! The Chaos Dragons pulled it out!
MP:Where was it stuck?
BS: An impressive victory for the up and comers, while a step back for the Gothic Alchemey.
MP: Yeah baby, they sure came.
BS: Relax would ya, your about to see K-9 versus Hellfighter.
MP: I am looking forward for this one, they were at war all week baby!
BS: Well get ready cause that one is NEXT!
BS: Welcome back everyone. Coming up next we've got the Hellraiser versus the Hellfighter in the burning cage match. Once they enter there is no escape and the only way to win is to make sure your opponent does not answer the ten count.
MP: YEAH BABY YEAH!! Quit talking and let's get to it!
Both combatants make their way to the ring after their names are announced. Once inside of the ring the special constructed cage begins to lower upon the ring. Once hooked up all the way around it is set ablaze and the bell rings starting the match.
BS: Well the cage is on fire and we are set to go!
MP: The man from Hell meets Hellfighter. Oh this one should be interesting.
BS: We're about to find out.
Hellfighter was trying to size up his opponent until K-9 struck without warning. He came at Hellfighter with a flurry of punches and chops until he backed him up against the ropes. Hellfighter let out a scream as he came dangerously close to the burning cage that surrounded the ring.
BS: And you can hear those screams from miles away as Hellfighter let's out a blood curdling cry.
MP: Oh someone get the cole slaw cause we're having ribs tonight!
K-9 whipped Hellfighter to the opposite side. On the way back K-9 grabbed the back of Hellfighter's head and slammed his entire body into the burning cage. Hellfighter fell to the mat below still in shock from coming in contact with the cage.. K-9 then started to help him up until he hit him with a snap suplex. While Hellfighter was down K-9 measured him with several elbow drops to the back of Hellfighter again and again.
BS: And K-9 is not letting up in his attacks. He wants to make sure that everyone in the EWI knows that he is the champion and he is here to stay.
MP: And if it means burning this bum to the metal then so be it.
BS: And Hellfighter almost won that Battle Royal earlier so he's not exactly at top condition right now.
K-9 then reached into his wrestling gear and pulled out a set of gloves and put them on. As Hellfighter was getting up K-9 jumped to grab the top of the burning cage and hanged there until Hellfighter got up. Once up K-9 wrapped his legs around the head of Hellfighter and hit with a thunderous hurricana.
BS: DEAR GOD WHAT A MOVE!
MP: Oh K-9 will stop at nothing to retain this title.
BS: Well be happy he didn't get the match he WANTED. If he did then there would be weapons in there as well.
MP: K-9 is a weapon in his own right. Does he need anything else?
BS: Who's to say.
K-9 began to stalk his opponent watching the ref administer the ten count. K-9 continued to pay attention until he realized that someone was staring at him. As he looked up through the burning cage he could see a man looking at him from the rafters above.
MP: What his he looking at?
BS: Apparently it's that man that K-9 has been seen with in recent days. I wonder what is going on here.
MP: Well he just broke the concentration of K-9.
K-9 continued to make eye contact with him unknowing that Hellfighter was slowly making his way to his feet avoiding the count out. As the man finally disappeared K-9 refocused his attention towards Hellfighter. He was about to grab him, but Hellfighter turn the tables and tossed K-9 into the burning cage instead.
BS: And now Hellfighter is taking matters into his own hands.
MP: Well blame K-9 for not staying focused on Hellfighter. He could've had the match won, but he felt it was better to look into the heavens.
Once K-9 came off the cage feeling the effects from the cage Hellfighter caught him off-guard with his version of the DVD....Fireman's Drop. He then went back over to K-9 and picked him up into a gutwrench suplex/powerbomb and backed off for the ref to count, but the ref only made it to seven before K-9 made it back to his feet.
MP: Oh Hellfighter almost had that one won.
BS: This has been a back and forth match all night and we still have a TON of matches to go to before the main event.
MP: Just as long as Simply Stunning wins that's all I care about baby.