"HUGE ANIMAL JUMPS RIGHT FUCKING OUT IN FRONT OF AREA MAN"
Moorhead, MN --
Moorhead resident Carl Perry damn near shit himself Monday, when a big-ass animal jumped right the fuck out in front of his Chevy pick-up. According to reports, the 41 year old Perry was driving on Highway C to Ed's Tavern when the huge f'ing thing jumped right the fuck out in front of him from out of nowhere. Though the animal, described as a "big old son of a bitch with those wierd looking horns", jumped clear of the vehicle before collision, the fuck was scared out of Perry. (Onion News)
