Mississippi Squirrel Revival belongs to Ray Stevens.

This Filk song is the product of my own insanity and various guilty parties who read my version of The Streak and begged for more. The Tro and Kat are talented writers and good friends. We all miss The Tro on the mailing list.

Is also Dena's Fault! She started it! And then I just couldn't stop...

I do not Own Gundam Wing... Sunrise and Bandai do. I'm just having fun here people.

The Chibi-General-Treize Revival

by
Syx Maxwell
10/99

Well when I was a kid I'd take a trip,
Every summer down to Sank Kingdom
To visit my Sally and her 'Auntie' Dotty C

I'd run bare footed all day long
Climbing trees free as a song
And one day I happen to
Catch myself a Treize

Well I stuffed him down in an old shoe box and
Punched a couple holes in the top
When Sunday came I snuck him in to church.

I was back in the very last row
Showing him to Kat and The Tro
When the chibi got loose and went totally berserk

Well what happened next was hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven
Others thought it was hell
But that fact that something was among us was plain to see

As the Choir sang 'I Surrender All'
The Chibi run up Zechs' Marquise's coverall
Zechs leapt to his feet
And yelled 'Something's got a hold on me
YEOOOW'

The day Chibi-Treize went berserk,br> In the 1st Self Righteous Church
In that sleepy lil town of Sank Kingdom

It was a war for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah

Well Zechs hit the isles dancin and screamin
Some thought he had religion
Others thought he had a demon
And Zechs thought he had Wing & Heero
Loose in his fruit of the looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg
And that Chibi ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room

All the way down in the amen pew
Sat Queen Relena Better than You
Who'd been watchin all the commotion with sadistic glee
But shoot you shoulda seen the look in her eyes
When that Chibi jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She leapt to her feet and said Lord Have Mercy on me

As Treize made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess
To sins that would make Romafeller blush with shame
She told of gossip and Political Dissension
But the thing that got the most attention was
When she talked about her love life
Then she started naming names!

The day Chibi-Treize went berserk
In the 1st Self Righteous Church
In that sleepy lil town of Sank Kingdom

It was a war for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah

Well seven sweepers and the mad five got saved
And 25,000 dollars got raised
And fifty volunteered for Operation Meteor on the spot

And even without an invitation there was at least 500 rededication's
And we all got rebaptised whether we needed it or not

Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How He parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the Miracles God has wrought on this Old World
But the one I'll remember till my dyin day
Was how He put that church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Chibi General

The day Chibi-Treize went berserk
In the 1st Self Righteous Church
In that sleepy lil town of Sank Kingdom

It was a war for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah

The day Chibi-Treize went berserk
In the 1st Self Righteous Church
In that sleepy lil town of Sank Kingdom

It was a war for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah