Candi: Hi, guys. Thanks for taking time out to let us get to hang with you.
Justin: What magazine are you guys from?
Jay: Well, we're not. We have a different kind of media to impress. Very exclusive.
Justin: Oh.
(They are all situated on two large warn in couches. Candi sits between JC and Justin, Joey sits at the end, Lance is next to Jay with Chris on the other side of her.)
Jay: On to the questions!
Candi: Right. Ok, we'll start with the easy questions. If you guys could star in any type of movie, what would it be?
Chris: You call that easy?
Justin: Um...
JC: I think I would choose to be in a drama.
Lance: Somethin' like the Blair Witch, I think.
Chris: (turns to look at Lance)Yeah! The Blair Witch! (mimics the movie character in a high pitched voice) 'What is that! What is that!!'
Jay: You fit that part too well.
Justin: I think I would wanna play a total gangsta...you know, like the 1950's type of gangsta.
Jay: Oh, that'd be neat...
JC: Yeah, a gangsta movie. I already wear the clothes...sorta.
Candi: (skoots a little closer to JC) You wouldn't have to wear anything if you were in my gangsta movie.
(JC smiles a little and lowers his head.)
Joey: A Porno.
(everyone turns to look at Joey, speechless.)
Joey: What?
Jay: ...uh...okay. We haven't gotten to that part of the interview yet.
Candi: (looks at Jay and shrugs.) So long as he's gettin' bold with his answers may as well ask the our Type B questions.
Jay: Okay. (Both take their card of questions and tosses the stack behind them as Jay reaches into her jacket pocket and Candi into her purse to retrieve a new set of questions.)
Lance: What are 'Type B' questions?
Candi: (smiles) Oh, you'll soon find out. (glances at card) First question. (turns to Justin) We gotta know, Justin...just how big are you??
Justin: (eyes widen significantly) WHAT!?
(The other guys look at eachother with wide eyes and shrugs)
Jay: Money's ridin' on this. Answer the question.
Justin: I...(speechless with mouth slightly open. Then he smiles and sits back) You girls were thinkin' about me naked?
Candi: (leans over and places her hand on his knee) Everyday...
Justin: (raises his eyebrows) Really?
Candi: (takes her hand off his knee and sits back)I'll just let you ponder over that one.
Jay: Yeah, ponder over it-AND ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Candi: It's okay, Jay. (looks at cards nonchalantly in front of her) I have other ways of finding out.
(Justin's mouth drops and the others look at her in shock)
Jay: NEXT QUESTION! OK, this one is for all the boys...if you got stuck on a remote island and were forced to cannabalism....who would you kill and eat first?
(Justin, JC, Chris, and Lance turn to look at Joey)
Joey: What!? ME!? Oh, what friends you are!
Candi: Um, okay. Next question. This one goes to JC. (JC perks up. Candi leans forward) Handcuffs or rope?
JC: (stammering, trying to get words to form)
Justin: (laughs)
Jay: Candi, Candi. You naughty thing...(turns to Lance) Since we're on the subject, what do you prefer Lance?
(Lance blushes)
Joey: I prefer scarves actually.
(They all turn to look at Joey)
Jay: When the question is directed to you, Joey, we'll tell ya, m'kay?
Joey: Kay...(lowers his head and sits back)
Candi: Well...
JC: I...I would rather not be tied up...
Candi: Oh! The dominator type-
Jay: Ok, next question! This one is for Joey...finally. (they all turn to look at Joey) Just how many girls have you been with?
Joey: WHAT?! That's my question!? They (points to all the others) get these provacitive questions and I get this!?
Jay: I think it's provacative...
Candi: (nods) So do I.
Joey: (sighs) I'm not answering that! Ask me something else.
Candi: Nope. That was the only question we had for you. Sorry.
Joey: What?
Jay: But there may be a group question in here...(flips through cards) Oh, this one is for Chris! (turns to Chris) Are you going out with that blond bimbo from the 'I Drive Myself Crazy' video??
Candi: And are her boobs real?
Chris: Her boobs are real, yes.
Jay: So you ARE!
Chris: We don't date. We can't.
Joey: We just have meaningless sex all over the place.
Justin, JC, Lance, and Chris: SHUT UP JOEY!
Jay: Ooo. The secret's out fellas!
Candi: Meaningless? (turns to JC and places her hand on his knee) It won't be meaningless with me, baby.
(Justin leans over and whispers something in her ear where she then giggles and sits back)
(Lance shakes his head)
Candi: What Lance? You're saying that you aren't apart of this meaningless sex ordeal?
Lance: I...I never said anything...
Jay: S'Ok, Lance. (pats his knee) Candi likes the virgin types sometimes...
Candi: I do not! Well...not Lance anyway!
Lance: Hey!...and who says I'm a virgin!
Jay and Candi: You're NOT?
Lance: Well...I...um...
Candi: (Leans forward) Who was it? Was it that Danielle girl?
Lance: No...I....(shakes his head and gets up and leaves)
Jay: Good goin', Candi. He left.
Candi: S'Ok, girl. Chill, chill. (sits back) We still got the best of 'em here. (looks at Joey) More or less.
Jay: Well, I think this interview is getting a little outta hand...and if I sense anymore sexual tension in this room I'm going to scream.
Candi: Oh, hushup now...just because you're reason for sexual anything has left the room, don't ruin it for all of us!
Jay: Not my whole reason. (smiles at Chris)
Candi: (looks at JC and Justin) Well, fellas, let's go and get some of those unanswered questions answered now shall we. (they smile and get up and leave with her)
Joey: What about me?
Jay: Joey, you know how Latin music and the whole Latin thing is in this year?
Joey: Yeah?
Jay: Well, maybe next year it'll be *Italians.
Chris: (laughs)
Joey: (pouts and sits back)
Jay: Ah, hell, you two. Let's go find Lance.
*The Italians comment is not a racist one if you took it for that. It simply implies that maybe Joey will get some fan-lovin some other way. *lol* Poor Joey...
