Host: Ok, guys. Your first question. TattleTl89 asks: "Is the train in your latest video symbolic of the fast paced world in which we live?"
NSYNC: Uh….what?
J.C.: Not really.
Chris: Oh, look…a cookie.
Lance: Well, it was either a train or a trolly.
Joey: Actually, the real symbolism lies in the strings that we dangle from. The strings indicate the grasp of domination the pop industry has tried to have on us(namely Lou). The dogs that were chasing Justin symbolize the struggle with which we had to get away from TransCon. The car chase at the end represents the a kind of freedom we have now…but the train…no, the train is just fun to run on.
NSYNC: ??
Justin: Da*n Joey!
Host: Impress us more professor. Ok, next question: Freaky9999 asks, "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Justin: I don't know but NOT THREE! Man, I almost broke my jaw biting down after three licks.
Chris: That owl on those old commercials is evil. He must be gotten rid of.
Lance: 4.
J.C.: Maybe Joey knows.
Joey: I don't know about a tootsie pop but I know how licks it takes to get me-
AOL: (that last answer was edited out)
Host: Whoa, Joey. Go from being the philosopher to the porn star.
Joey: Not true!
Host: Isn't it?
Joey: No, I've always been a porn star.
NSYNC: JOEY!!
Host: Alrighty. Ok, next fan: "J.C. I love you. Will you marry me?"
NSYNC: hahah!
Justin: Hope she's legal.
J.C.: Erik. Is that you typing that?
Host: What? Huh…uh, no! No…uh, okay, next question: freepoof76 asks: "Lance, What was it like to kiss Beverly Mitchell on 7th Heaven?"
(*note to readers: I like the show 7th Heaven and I don't particularly mind Beverly Mitchell either. This just happened to fit in here.)
Chris: The make out scene!
Justin: Gettin' his groove on!
Lance: I don't like to kiss and tell…
J.C.: Oh, come Lance! Tell them what you told us!
Chris: What about the 'hard to kiss her lips because she doesn't have any' thing??
Lance: I DID NOT SAY THAT!
Chris: I know, but I bet it was.
Joey: Not in those words.
Host: So, are you gonna answer?
Lance: Next question please.
Host: I will take that as a no. Here's the next question: Phat1skank asks, "What does the title "No Strings Attached" mean?"
Chris: IT MEANS WE'RE SICK OF FAT BASTARDS TRYING TO ROB US OF OUR MONEY AND OPPROTUNITY! NOW GO THUMB THROUGH YOUR ENDLESS TAPED T.V. APPEARANCES OF US ON TRL, WATCH ANY ONE THE LAST 10 SHOWS WE DID SHOULD YOU FORGET WHAT EVERY FAN HAS ASKED REPEATEDLY FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS!!!!!!
NSYNC: Uh, that was Chris talking.
Host: Yeah. I see that. Shot her down…to the ground. Ok, next question??
Joey: Chris needs to take his happy pills again.
Chris: Don't tell me you are NOT sick of that one….and if I get another question about who my musical inspirations are or what my favorite color is… someone's goin' down.
Host: Whoa, there Chris. Uh, let the other guys answer the next one: JCsFRK33 asks: "What are your wildest fantasies…and would you need anyone to help you act them out? hint hint"
J.C.: I take it she means bedroom.
Chris: And I can't answer this one!
Joey: Ok, I'm thumbing through my journal right now…
Justin: Yo, man. I would so want like…three girls…
Lance: At the same time?
Justin: No. For all through the night.
Host: I can see this question getting out of hand. NEXT! CandeeKane says, "You guys are soo soo soo soo soo soo soo soo CUUUUUUUUTE!"
NSYNC: Thank you soo soo soo soo soo MUUUCH!
Host: Haha! I like this question. JustinsMyne aks, "Do you guys get embarrassed when girls cry over you?"
Justin: Nice name.
Lance: Yeah, we feel kind of bad.
Joey: Well, they're always standing by Justin or Lance.
Chris: You girls don't need to cry over little ol' us…just me!
Joey: Who ever stands by Joey on TRL? No one. Who do the crying girls go to…?? NOT JOEY FATONE!
Chris: Just kidding!
J.C.: Don't be bitter, Joey.
Lance: Yeah, and it's not like anyone acknowledges me anyway. So, in essence it's really just Justin they go up to.
Justin: Yeah!
NSYNC: Shut up Justin.
Host: Whoa! Sparks fly! Wars fought!
Joey: Cut it with the commentary.
Host: Hostility in da house, folks. The boys is moody tonight!
Justin: You be spreadin' lies! Knock that off!
Host: Sorry, sorry. Next fan comment: LikNJC says, "Justin, I really like your new hairstyle. It reminds me of my favorite musical 'Annie'!"
NSYNC: hahaha!
Justin: Ok, where's the number to the barbers…
Host: Hey, Justin. Little singing orphans need love too.
Lance: There aren't enough Daddy Warbucks in the world.
Chris: The sun'll come out…
Joey: Tomorrow.
J.C.: Bet your bottom dollar…
Chris: That tomorrow!!
Joey: They'll be sun!
Justin: SHUT UP!
Host: Wow. That got a response didn't it? Justin, does that hair get too hard to handle?
NSYNC: He's not answering.
J.C.: I think he's boycotting us for awhile.
Chris: Aww. And he's already starting to act like a little girl. How sweet. When you gonna start singi---
AOL: (comment cut off from absence of typer)
Lance: Uh, oh. A fight just broke loose…
Joey: My money's on Justin.
Host: Ok, you two, Break it up. Next question: NsYnC2000 asks, "Whose your favorite Backstreet Boy member?"
NSYNC: WHAT!?
Chris: How the hell did you let THIS pass?
Lance: BabySpice.
Justin: Who?
Joey: Nick.
Justin: I don't think we know a group by that name.
Joey: A.J.
J.C.: Oh, she hides behind that screen name but we know who she reaaallly likes…
Joey: Kevin. Oh, hell. Who can tell those boys apart!
Lance: ScarySpice.
Justin: No, this QUESTION was scary.
Host: People are submitting phone numbers but I won't add that. Oh, wow! Boy is that dirty…won't add that… hm… its seems the only question I can find that isn't perverse, a 10 digit plea to call…or another "Marry me"…
J.C.: ..Yeah we know who the first one came from.
Host: Anyway, the only question of the moment is, "What's your favorite color?" asks FuManBabe1.
Chris: I would have to say…puke green because that's the color I'm about to see IF WE GET ANOTHER QUESTION LIKE THIS!!!
Lance: Blue...red…
Justin: I changed mine but I ain't tellin'!
Joey: Yeah, half the audience we sing for is wearing some form of baby blue…it's like singing to …a baby blue wearing…
Chris: Cult?
Joey: Yeah. Something like that.
Justin: Yeah, sure Joey. Like I'm not sick of seeing 500 Superman shirts.
Host: Alrighty. You know it looks like we are almost outta time. Have a sandwich and cool down.
Chris: I'd rather have a drink.
Host: That's another time, another place.
Chris: and another annoying AOL Chat.
Host: HEY!
NSYNC: CHRIS!!
Host: Oh, look at that! My watch tells me we have only a minute left…
Lance: But the clock says we have a half hour left.
Host:…someone maim that boy.
J.C.: Ask another one.
Host: Alrighty. Here's one from JayLancey: "Does jet lag ever effect you guys and your performance?"
NSYNC: Whoa! Finally a good question!!!
Lance: Actually we don't stay in cities long enough to get a big effect by the time.
Justin: But our schedules are so busy that it's like, we don't have a normal sleep, get up, go work time. It gets hectic.
Joey: We get rest when we can.
Chris: It would take a lot to effect OUR performance hunny!
J.C.: Yeah, like that one performace in Malibu when all those older girls were flashin' us…we were totally off key then…
Joey: Yeah, Malibu was fun…
Chris: Good times. Good times.
Host: Well this chat has certainly been interesting. Thank you everyone for all your questions.
Chris: More like thanks for that ONE GOOD question.
J.C.: Get No Strings Attached!
Justin: Buy the video! Look out for our movie!
Chris: FuManSkeeto.com!
Joey: Get my book!
Lance: Watch 7th Heaven!
Host: Ok, ok. You guys need to stop promoting yourselves so shamelessly.
Lance: Why not?
Justin: It's what we've been doing for the last few years anyway.
Host: Thanks again everybody!
NSYNC: Bye! (Bye Bye!)
