What Mr. Sandman Sentcha!

Ok, so I'm at home alone and I walk into the family room and Justin is in there!! And I go, "0h my God Justin! Hey! What's up??" (I'm being all casual when I real life I would be screaming) and best of all he had no shirt on!!!!! :)

AND THEN I HUGGED HIM! 0MIGOD HE WAS BUFF! :) Ok, so then we start walking around the house talking and just as we get to the bottom of the stairs that lead up stairs, I go to Justin, "So are the other guyz here??" And before Justin has a chance to answer, the rest of the guyz come down the stairs!!! (talk about a dream come true)

Ok, so all of a sudden there's a party at my house and I'm hanging with *nsync and having an awesome time!! But then my friend Katie takes me aside and says "I really wanna invite *nsync to my glow in the dark party but I'm too embarrassed." So I'm trying to convince her that it's no big deal and I'll bet they would love to go, when really I'm hoping that she won't invite them because I'm afraid that they will like her betta then me!! And then I wake up!!!!!

Ok, so I really thought this dream was real I thought Justin was in my living room with no shirt on!!!!!!!!!!! I was soooooo bummed when I woke up and realized it was a dream!!!!!!!!!

Me and my friend went on a field trip with the whole class to celebrate the last day of school. There were decorations and a stage. I heard voices and it was N'sync! We rushed over there and screamed. They signed autographs and took a picture with us and had a blast with the whole class and I woke up and that was it.

I live in Hollywood and go to Hollywood Performing Arts Magnet. On the was to school one day, I saw this big tour bus. It slowed down next to me and the door opened. Joey came out and asked me if I knew where Hollywood High was. I said that's where I went to school. (don't ask why I wasn't freaking out).

So I started telling their driver, then I said to forget it and I'll just show them. Free ride to school! They told me that they needed to park in the El Capitan parking lot in the rear of the school. I knew exactly where that was. After we parked I asked how long they would be there? They said they were gonna wait til school started then sneak in when they couldn't be seen.

So I said ok and that I'd be right back. I ran in to school and was frantic looking for my best friend Kourtney. I saw her, grabed her, and pulled her to get her to the bus. On the way she was asking me why I was doing this. And I just told her to trust me. I went straight up to the tour bus door and it opened. I led her in first and started introducing her to all the bodyguards by name. Not telling her they were bodyguards or why we were there.

She was really getting annoyed telling me we were gonna be late. Then I said hush up and go to the back. We walked by the beds and she still didn't have a clue. I told her to open the back door. She did. She looked in. And promptly closed the door again. She turned around and asked me if there were people in that room. I said there were. Then she asked if it were *NSYNC in the room. I nodded again. She then opened the door again and every one said hi to her. I think she almost passed out.

But then I introduced her to them. "This is Chris, Joey, JC, Lance(that's my baby), and Justin." She did nothing but look at Justin(that's her baby). Then we just started talking like friends. Then the question of why they were there came in mind. Lance said there was this girl at our school who was the biggest *NSYNC fan and they were there to suprise her. Some how we never exchanged names cuz when we asked who it was they said it was, "Shona" (pronouncing it all wrong). Then Kourtney asked if they meant "Shona?" (pronouncing it right). They all agreed.

I looked down and when they asked if something was wrong. Kourtney introduced them to me...Shona. They all just fell back in their seats and laughed. ::ring ring ring:: "Oops...there goes the bell," I said. Time for class.

During homeroom the Principal said that there would be an *NSYNC concert at lunch for all who wanted to go. All of a sudden there was this thundering of 'boos'. But at lunch the entire school showed up for the concert. Right before a song Lance and Justin told the audience why exactly the group was there.

He said, "We are so lucky to have two great fans at this school and we'd like to bring them onstage right now." My arch enemies stood up ready to go onstage. Just as they got to the isle, Kourtney and I walked by and I whispered to them, "Sit!" We made our way to the stage and stood up in front of our peers and loved it. The group brought out two chairs and we sat off to the side and they sang "God Must Have Spent (A Little More Time On You)" We were lovin' it! It was better than on the cd. MUCH BETTER!

Then we stood over and she went to Justin and I went to Lance. We gave them hugs and kissed them. Let me say...LANCE IS A GREAT KISSER.

Then we went and gave the others hugs and kisses on the cheek. Then as were walking out of the auditorium to go to 5th period, Loni comes up to me and Kourtney. He hands us each a piece of paper. On them had a note saying that they wanted to go out on friday and that we were to call this number at 8. We waved bye to every one and walked out of the auditorium.

For the first time we let our feelings go...we started screaming like there was no tomorrow. Then I woke up. Darn it.

Well, I had a dream just the other night that I was sitting in this room with some of my friends and one of my teachers. The teacher was doing his Micheal Jackson impression (LoL) when Justin Timberlake just happens to mosy on by for no reason. He came into the room to watch, and then invited us to an *NSync concert. We had front row seats, and it was cool cause the stage was only about a foot high, and they guys were walking around in the audience and not getting mobbed... people were actually staying in their seats. There wasn't even any security (like THAT would happen).

So when they were doing It Makes Me Ill (I knew it cause of the lab coats) I just up and decided to get up on stage and dance mah bootay off. So that's what I did, and then Justin started yelling at me and telling me to get off the stage. So I went and danced in the aisle instead. Then I guess he forgave me, cause he walked up behind me and started totally freaking on me! I'm like, allrighty then! LoL!

So then I went around and was dancing with the other guys a bit, and I accidentally pulled Joey's microphone off. Then they started to sing a song, and I was standing beside the stage trying to give Joey his mic back, but he just kept shaking his head and giving me dirty looks cause he was in the middle of singing... even though no one could hear him cause I had his mic! LoL!

Then they ended with the moving stage thing going out into the audience, and Justin pulled me up there. All I did was wave at people I knew, and the thing took us right to the backstage entrance. We went down this hall and all the way to the end, and there was this big aquarium. It was full of squid, and me and Justin were watching two of them that were doing something, and we were arguing over whether they were fighting or having sex, LoL.

Then I woke up, with the image of those dirty dirty squid imprinted in my mind! LoL!

I won this contest to become a member of *Nsync for one year and go on tour with them. Well I met them and in a few hours we were all like best friends! Then I was on the phone with my friend Heather on the tour bus, and she asked me if Justin's hair was real, and I didn't know....but it sure did look like an afro to me and all my friends in pictures!

So I told Justin to come over to me and I pulled at his head, where the roots of his hair were and I pulled off this wig of curly blonde hair! Under the wig he had black spikey hair with blue tips. We all started laughing and then this guy came and told us to come with him to go check out costumes (COSTUMES?! YEA!!!). I was so excited because I love shopping and you know picking out costumes is *kinda* like shopping. And then we were all walking into this big barn of costumes...and then I got really mad...because I woke up, not on the tour bus, but on my bed...with my cat.

OK, SO I WAS AT THE N*SYNC CONCERT ( NOT NSA THE ONE BEFORE) AND IT WAS THE END OF THE CONCERT SO THE GUYS FLEW OVER THE CROWD. AND JOEY WAS RIGHT OVER ME AND AFTER HE DID SOME FLIPS HE VOIMTS ALL OVER ME (IT WASN'T A LOT).

AND HE SAW IT SO HE PICKS ME UP AND TAKES ME BACKSTAGE. THERE I TAKE A SHOWER, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES TO WEAR SO, I END UP WEARING CHRIS'S FUBU SHIRT AND JC'S PANTS. THEN AFTER I GOT DRESSED I SHOWED NSYNC HOW TO PLAY A CARD GAME. then i woke up. THAT WAS MY NSYNC DREAM.

This dream probably happened because the night before I had looked at all these concert pics and read a magazine at a store about Nsync and all..plus i was watching a cartoon where a concert got messed up (did you notice how I love blathering on about details? LOL)

In this dream, it's like I was watching it on TV...I wasnt there, but I could see everything that happened...Nsync was dancing on stage at a HUGE concert...I mean like THOUSANDS of screaming girls and HUNDREDS of "Will You Marry Me*Nsyncer's name here*?"

The concert was starting to get good, they were gonna do this big finale to the song with pyro and stuff...then the scene changes...a mysterious guy goes over to a control panel and pushes a lever all the way up and presses a red and green button at the same time. Then the scene cuts AGAIN to the concert...

Suddenly there is this HUGE blue flash and a loud BOOM and all the girls are like "Wow! This is good!" But the guys know there is trouble and look at each other...THAT wasn't supposed to happen...when suddenly Lance feels pressure building up under the stage....He looks so scared and pitiful (cute, really) and justin gasps and he lunges toward Lance....he pushes Lance outta the way before a BIG column of flames come up where Lance was and the girls scream...

But this time in fear...everyone runs away, including everyone on the stage... Then, a bodyguard for them sees the guy that messed it all up sneaking away...he grabs the guy and asks: "Who are you?" The guy is wearing a mask, and he won't answer the security dude's question, just struggles...so the security guy reaches down to pull off the guys mask and....

D'OH! I WAKE UP! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! It was just getting to the good part!

(Okay, this is more or less a part for the fanmail section but I kept what the gal sent in here anyway. Heck, why not!?):

Ok, like I said, no one ever listened to me about this, so I decided to send it to you for your site...which by the way is the best humor site ive seen..it made me laugh so hard i had to go to the bathroom and ::ahem::relieve myself...ANYWAY! (Hey, doll. Now you have HUNDREDS of people to hear your dream!)

O.K. I had this dream where I was on the subway but I have never been near one, anyway my neice is with me and I find a magazine with *NSYNC on the front and Justin. I thank JC or Joey is with him on the same subway so we walk up to them. I kiss Justin like 12 times then on the 13th time I kiss him a relly long time so he signs the magazine for me. He was about to kiss me when I woke up.

OK SO I WAS IN A TOY STORE AND IT WAS LIKE STORY HOUR AND NSYNC WAS READING STORIES 2 ALL THE LITTLE KIDS. AND I WAS IN THE CORNER AND I WAS MAD BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME SO I STARTING SCREAMING AT LANCE SAYING THAT I HATE HIM AND HE LOOKS LIKE A DUCK (I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND ANY LANCE FANS).

AND THEN JUSTIN GOES "MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!" AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE TOY STORE TURNED INTO LIKE A BATTLE FIELD AND NSYNC WAS HIDING BEHIND TOY DISPLAYS AND WHENEVER I WALKED BY THEY THREW TOYS AT ME! WELL THE WAR TYPE THING WENT ON FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES AND THEN IT CALMED DOWN AND NSYNC WENT BACK TO READING STORIES AND I WAS LEFT ALONE AND EVERYONE WAS MAD AT ME, BECAUSE I WAS MEAN I LANCE.

AND THEN I STARTED TO FEEL REALLY REALLY GUILTY BECAUSE I WAS MEAN TO LANCE. THEN NSYNC LEFT AND THEY WERE ALL OUT OF THE STORE EXCEPT JUSTIN. HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO WALK OUTTA THEN STORE AND THEN I GO "JUSTIN JUSTIN!!!!!" AND THEN I GO "CAN U GET LANCE??" AND HE DOES AND THEN I GO "LANCE I'M SOOO SORRY THAT I WAS MEAN TO YOU!! I REALLY LOVE YOU!!" AND THEN WE HUGGED AND THAT WAS THE END OF MY DREAM! Ü

I'm at this outdoor picnic thing and I see *NSYNC standing under a big tent. Naturally, I go over and start a converstation. Everything is going great. Then Chris says something to me and I remember thinking "He has really bad breath".

So then I said "Would you mind not breathing all over me?" Justin thought this was hilariously funny and started rolling around on the floor laughing. I just stared at him. Then *NSYNC had to go on stage and perform. Hardly anyone is there so I grab a seat on the front row. Then this strange woman comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me.

I just kind of ignore her. Then the show starts. *NSYNC sings half of Giddy Up and then, half of the stage turns into a grocery store. I run up to the store and buy a bag of Sour Cream and Onion Potato Chips.Then the show is over and in order for the guys to get off the stage they have to walk through the store. I see Lance buy some orange soda and a bag of pretzels. Then Lance, Justin, and Joey walk away, but JC and Chris come sit next to me at a picnic table.

I was on stage before *nsync had to do their sound check. Then someone told me to go backstage. I went into their tour bus, and the guys gave me a hug and all that stuff. I sat next to Joey and I was talking to Justin who was drinking beer. (why i dont know) then JC and Lance come in. They told me "your husband is comin in a minute." I was all" ok, my husband."

Then when I looked down I was pregnent. Then my "husband" Chris came in and gave me this funny look. Lance then told me that he wanted to know if our child was a boy or girl. Then I woke up.

(but the weird thing is, chris aint my type! i like the foxy fatone!)

Okay, I hear that NSYNC was supposed to make a special appearance at this arena, so I went. When I got there, I saw like a million sceaming fans running towards the center of the arena. The were all pushing everyone to get out of their way to get to an NSync-er.I ran through the gigantic crowd and saw some one wit bright red hair!It was Joey!

I quickly grabbed him around the waist so no one could push me away from him. Then he started running REALLY fast through the crowd. I held on as tightly as as I could. He pushed me up higher on his back so that I wouldn't fall off and slow him down. He ran and ran and ran.

I turned around and I saw a million screaming girls just chasing us. Joey ran to this hotel because that was the closest building around and we got into an empty elevator. The door closed behind us and Joey fell to the floor panting cuz he ran all the way. Then the elevator went to an empty floor so we got off and went our own ways.

I ran all the way back to my school(but it didn't look my my school at all; it looked like a railroad station!)One of my friends came out of a classroom and asked why I'm late for school. I told her I was with Joey from nsync. She totally didn't believe me and told everyone I was crazy! So I left school and went to a swimming pool. There, I saw Lance. He said hi and he asked if I was looking for Joey.

At that moment, Joey appears and said hi to me. Then Lance turns to me and said that the other guys were in the pool. Then we all hear screaming. I turned and saw a billion fans that were trying to hide behind a bush (don't ask why i didn't see them before). Lance told us to all run and get as far as we could from the fans. Again Joey gave me a piggy-back ride to the same hotel.

We went up the cement stair way. Whew! We had lost the fans!!!At last!!! Then i asked Joey for an autograph. He takes out a napkin and he said he didn't have a pen. Neither did I. Then the Janitor comes up the stairs, mopping the floor.

We asked him if we could borrow a pen, but he only had a green highlighter. Joey took the marker and tried signing the napkin. But in the middle of signing it, the marker runs out of ink!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! Then we looked at each other and Joey says "Hey".....Then I woke up!!!!!

I was the opening act for NSYNC (I'm not a good singer so I don't know how that happened lol) and I was on the tour bus with the guys, and all like "Hi, how's it going" and JC was there (obviously) and he was wearing that v neck black shirt he wears in the Bye Bye Bye video that looks so hot on him.

So we were always looking at each other from time to time, like gazing at each other, and for some reason we both had bottled water(Deer Park I think) and he'd be drinking his water without taking his eyes off me(I was soooo happy!)

So anyway, suddenly it's night and I'm sitting on one of their bunks, and JC comes by and tells me he has feelings for me(I couldn't totally understand what he was saying cuz its one of those dreams that can just get confusing) and I'm all like "yea!I love you JC!" and so all of a sudden he kisses me, and for once I didn't wake up at the good part! So we stop kissing and I'm thinking "I'm with JC!YES!!!!!!!!!!"

But he has a really concerned look on his face and I'm like "what's wrong?" and he says "I'm sorry I can't be with you.I'm too old for you."(im 15) So I'm like "no!!!!" and then I'm about to try to get him to stay with me and I wake up.

OK so in the first one I'm like a leader of an army on some planet cause it's like the year 5000. OK Justin [Timberlake] is also a leader. Justin acts like some totally nice guy. OK so he goes to talk on the Digital Screen (No pun intended!). I see him talking to this guy. He says something that I can't quite decipher. Then all of a sudden there is this HUGE robot (Like in the movie Robo Jocks). It starts like shooting at me. Then I wake up!

Then later I had another even weirder dream. OK I was in this hotel. I never did anything, but walk up, and down this hallway. Past the elevator. Justin [Timberlake] was always in the elevator. He kept trying to get me to go in, but for some reason I never did. I walked past as some people went in. I saw a flash of red light then fire. After that the doors opened. Justin was there, but no one else was. Suddenly I felt myself walk towards the elevator. Then I woke up.

Then the next dream happened a while later. OK I'm on the top of a HUGE stairway. I'm looking down. Then I drop my hair tie. Just as I bend down to get it Justin [Timberlake] comes up behind me, and pushes me down the stairs. Then I woke up after almost falling off the couch!!

I had a dream I was at an nsync concert--and I was like front row--and it was in the beginning where they're flying--and I was gonna take a picture of Justin when he started yelling at me. He was like "You're not allowed to take pics...you either give me the camera or give it security" and I started crying and gave him the camera...but he felt bad after a while--and it changed to the scene where they're on the couch...and he brought me on stage and he was like "Im really sorry for being mean to you...I love u" and he kissed me and then I woke up.

I pulled into the local park. I went into this little building there. Inside, all of *Nsync were selling icecream. I thought this was really strange, but of course I bought some anyway. When I ordered my vanilla icecream JC scooped it and it had grass in it. I gave him a confused look. He explained that their icecream is all natural and the grass is for flavor or something.

Well, I went outside to the swings and Chris was swinging. He looked sad so I sat next to him. Of course I was nervous, I was sitting next to chris, but I asked him what was wrong. I can't remember exactly what he told me but i do remember that Justin came by.

He said he had to go to the bathroom so he left. But the strange thing was, all the girls that were hanging on him, followed him into the bathroom... Then I went to my car to get my cellphone. I wanted to call my best friend Steph and tell her to come to the park, but once I reached my phone...I woke up. That's it. Weird huh?

I was in a hotel room with Lance. But he didn't look like Lance. He had dyed his hair blue and black (not in tribute to BSB, thank God!) and was dressed in a black Metallica shirt, black baggy jeans, black sneakers, piercings on his ears (like a lot!), his eyebrow was pierced, and somehow, I could see a little barbell in his tongue. I was dress similarly to him only my clothes were tighter and my hair was black with pink and purple streaks in it.

We were sitting on the bed talking until Lance leaned in and started kissing me and ended up playing tonsil hockey and lemme tell ya, DAMN that boy can KISS. He pulled away and took my hand and dragged me out and we ended up at the Virgin Megastore. We saw a sign that said something about an autograph signing with a celebrity and so we waited in line until we got the table. There, lo and behold, sat JC dressed like Fred Durst! He said hi and signed a picture of him and the rest of Limp Bizkit. hehe, JC replaced Fred Durst! Right before me and Lance left the line, JC, or should I say Josh, called out and said, "Yo! Want VIP tickets and backstage passes to our show tomorrow?" Lance and I were like, HELL YEAH! And then Lance leaned in and kissed me again, and then I woke up.