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This is the official download site for The Felcher In The Rye, because lulu.com sucks a monkey's nut.

Files hosted by Steven Shilling.


Album credits:
Alex Simko - all instruments played by/vocals done by/songs written by unless otherwise noted (see below)
Randy Jack - let me use his recording setup
Chris Elko - wrote Buttrinkos Against Bush (new lyrics by Alex Simko because he forgot the old ones)
They Might Be Giants - wrote When It Rains It Snows
Random people at Randy Jack's apartment - backwards vocals on Penis, Anus, Balls, Nards, Nutsack, Nutsack, Bunghole, Ohhh and Ma Nigazz In Ya' Greeill (Part 1)
Super Smash Bros. Melee - voice samples on Donkey Donkey Donkey Kong
Some pretentious bitch - intro to You Can Suck My Dick

No royalties paid; several copyrights shamelessly infringed.


Download:

01 - The Felcher In The Rye (Part 1)
02 - Fuck Cafepress
03 - Oh Shit
04 - I Fucked A Truck
05 - I'm Raping Your Ear
06 - The Name's Cares, Who Cares
07 - This Is My Phat Solo
08 - Penis, Anus, Balls, Nards, Nutsack, Nutsack, Bunghole, Ohhh
09 - Buttrinkos Against Bush
10 - Ma Nigazz In Ya' Greeill (Part 1)
11 - Cunt Dracula
12 - 666
13 - Release Yourself
14 - When It Rains It Snows
15 - Throwaway Rap
16 - You Can Suck My Dick
17 - Smoke Pot
18 - Guitars Suck
19 - Ma Nigazz In Ya' Greeill (Part 2)
20 - Donkey Donkey Donkey Kong
21 - The Felcher In The Rye (Part 2)