Bill Gate




Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being sized up

by St. Peter.



"Well, Bill, I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.

Helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in

the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95.

I'm going to do something I've never done before, I'm going to

let you decide where you want to go."



Bill replied, "Well, thanks,  Peter. What's the difference

between the two?"

Peter  said, "I'm willing to show you both places if it will

help you make a decision." Bill said, "OK, then, show me Hell

first."



It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around,

playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was

shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased.



"This is great!" he told  Peter , "If this is Hell, I REALLY

want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said Peter  and off they went.



Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting

about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as

Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.

"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell," he told  Peter .

"Fine," replied  Peter , "it is as you desire."



So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later,  Peter  decided to check up on the late

billionaire to see how he was doing in. In Hell, he found Bill

shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark

cave.

He was being burned and tortured by demons.



"How's everything going, Bill?"  Peter  asked.

Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment,

"This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe

this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches

and the beautiful women playing in the water?"



Peter  said, "Oh, that was the screen saver".