Those tramps...

A tramp walks into a pub. "Get out," says the barman, "we don't serve tramps."
The tramp says, '"I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick."
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

Five minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. "Get out," says the barman, "we don't serve tramps."
The tramp says, "I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick."
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

Five minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. "Get out," says the barman, "we don't serve tramps! I've already told your mates to get lost."
The tramp says, "I don't want a drink, I just want a straw."
Now then barman is even more confused. "What the hell do you want a straw for?" he asks.
"Well," says the tramp, "someone's been sick outside but all the good bits have already gone."



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