More short silly little jokes...
Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Man : How old is your father ? Boy : As old as me Man : How can that be ? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son : That's why I say she's no good!
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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