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"I just love the free donuts following each service. Hey are you gonna eat that bearclaw?"
"It is one of the best tax write-offs I've had in years. You have five minutes to leave the property before I let loose the hounds."
"Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might recognize me from such movies as Look Who's Still Oinking or The Erotic Adventures of Hercules. Today I'd like to tell everyone about my life as a male prostitute, hold on, what the hell kind of script is this?...."
"As the schoolbus driver, I think that it is really cool to serve beer at the service. YO momma, get off of the road, jeez, where did she learn to ride a bike?"
"Thanks to the F.C.H. my new legal name is Miguel Sanches."
"WOW I just found a peanut! this is my lucky day"
"This whole thing is just wrong. Wouldn't you all be happier going to some nice christian church and praise Jesus."
"The F.C.H. has helped me to express my thoughts, even when no one cares. And that's my view on Springfield."
"AYE CARUMBA!! El Homer es Muy grande y toma mucho comidas."
" I find it truely enlightening to find a society of people who have banded to gether to share a common belief. As the smartest person around I always get beaten upon, but Homer helped me change that with his own Ninja training program. Prepare to die unworthy scum!"
"Pitiful humans, don't they know that soon we will begin the invasion of Springfield. Ha HA HA HA, uh who left the intercom on?"
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