At the present time, our political platform is under construction. You can tentatively say, if you don't see your favorite gripe here, that we hamsters are even more against whatever-it-is than you are. Upon our election, we will basically run on our little hamster wheels while you govern yourselves. In other words, we trust you.

Here's what we've got so far.....

ISSUE	POSITION
Tobacco Control?	Whatever for?
Foreign Policy?	Participate in Olympics, that's enough.
Countering Terrorism?	Quid pro quo; try leaving them alone.
Funding for birth control?	Heaven forbid!
Sex education?	Naaaah.... trust your instincts.
National defense?	Use Pentagon as homeless rat shelter.
Social Security?	Try hoarding food in the corners of your cages.
Campaign financing?	Just send us a couple walnuts for now, thanks.

      I hope we can count on your vote in the year 2000!
            Love,
               
                                Ms. Ganjette