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This is Silver, a prominent supporter in the hamster world. Please visit his home page and get to know him better.
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Dear Ms. Gangette,
I am only three weeks old, but I feel that hamsters are the only logical
choice to run the country.
Signed,
A Mad House Hamster Baby |
I, Lionel D. Hampster, do hereby and with great fur endorse Mad Hamster Gangette for the 2000 Political Circus.
Hamsters are naturals at the political scene and needn't worry about
impeachment, as they don't eat fruit (hey...whadday want...I'm a hamster, not
a political scientist!)
I hereby toss my vote in for this worthwhile guy...or girl...and I
swear that I have taken no political favors, sundflower or pumpkin seeds for
my endorsement.
Lionel Hampster |
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My name is The Little Beaver, or TLB for short. I heartily endorse Ms.
Ganjette and Scratch. I've been running extra time in my wheel to get in
shape for the long, hard campaign trail ahead. I call all hamsters...prepare
your selves, exercise and eat your yogurt drops and sunflower seeds. We Must
Win. We, as hamsters, are our country's only hope. |
I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about
something very important to me, and to you -- the future
of the United States.
My esteemed comrade, Ms. Ganjette, is asking for
your vote to be your commander-in-chief, and I say you
can do no greater service for your country than to go
into the voting booth on that November day two years from
now and tell the world that you want a hamster to lead
this country into the next century.
I could go on, but I'd prefer to quote one of my
favorite artists, Bob Dylan. In his song "It's alright,
ma..." he wrote:
"While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have
To stand naked."
Well, I'm not sure what that first stuff means (I
wasn't around in the sixties), but having seen a powerful
president, a potentially great and brilliant leader, cowering
behind subterfuges and legalisms, the words of the poet ring
loud and clear to me: The honest heart has nothing to hide.
Let me tell you something, folks. Hamsters start naked
and they finish naked. Their aim is pure and their conscience
clear. I say let the hamster lead! And know that she'll always
be there, standing at the helm of your ship of state, naked as
the day she was born. The White House is your house...make it
a hamster house!
Skura, the Wonderful Ham |
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Hammy & Aramis send hearty endorsements!!
I (Aramis) especially- think Gangette is a FINE-Looking ham ;-)
and we both give our support!!
Photo of Aramis courtesy of SKMireles and Mad House Hamsters
Love-
Hammy & Aramis |
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"I proudly raise my hand
to be counted amongst those
who plan to vote Hamster.
It's the smart choice.
---Baxter Winslow McKiney
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See also the famous
Hamster Dancers
in a salute to the
Ganjette and Scratch
Hamster for President
Campaign