COVER YOURSELF HEAD TO TOE WITH HAMSTER-FOR-PRESIDENT BUTTONS. DECORATE YOUR AUTOMOBILE UPHOLSTERY WITH A HUNDRED OF THEM. PUT THEM ALL OVER THE SHOWER CURTAIN. HAVE THEM CEMENTED TO YOUR DRIVEWAY. WEAR THEM AS EARRINGS. AND WATCH THIS SPACE FOR NEW ITEMS COMING SOON: HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT T-SHIRTS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT BUMPER STICKERS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT TOTE BAGS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT KEY CHAINS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT UNDERWEAR, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT BEER MUGS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT SPORTS WATCHES, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT LUNCH BOXES, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT HORSE BLANKETS, HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT INCENSE BURNERS, COOKIE CUTTERS, POCKET KNIVES, HOOD ORNAMENTS, AND PEA-SHOOTERS, NOT TO MENTION A SPECIAL LINE OF HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT MUSIC CDs AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS

Help us renovate our suburban Washington, D.C. campaign headquarters. As you can see, it badly needs a new foundation, new floors, new walls, new ceilings, new windows, new plumbing, new wiring, exterior siding, and a roof, not to mention some heat and air conditioning. What the heck, we might as well buy some furniture, install a telephone, landscape the place, and pave the driveway while we're at it.

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