Ms. Ganjette and Scratch are pround to announce that they have finally obtained their own domain. Please click on the button to visit the new Hamster For President home page.
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Ms. Ganjette and Scratch are pround to announce that they have finally obtained their own domain. Please click on the button to visit the new Hamster For President home page.
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VOTE FOR MS. GANJETTE:
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF NOVEMBER 2000Human beings have made a mess of politics. They get all tangled up overseas, spending hundreds of billions of dollars every year interfering in the politics and private lives of people they do not even know. They bring violence to every corner of the world and they sow corruption in all places they spend their ill-gotten money. They have become insensitive and gross, and are obsessed with laws that turn working people against one another and make life just one big, complicated mess for everybody.
Given the fact that things could not possibly be worse, we urge you to VOTE HAMSTER in the presidential election of the year 2000. If Ms. Ganjette is not on your ballot, either in the party-of-your-choice primary or in the general election, you should write in her name. Why a hamster? Well, we can give you at least ten good reasons:
- Hamsters don't do 'phone sex'
- Hamsters are for peace
- Hamsters will not waste money on stupid stuff
- Hamsters will not interfere with your life
- Hamsters will never lie to you
- Hamsters won't use courts to persecute their adversaries
- Hamsters will cut your taxes down to dimes and pennies
- Hamsters are not arrogant, authoritarian, power-hungry idiots
- Hamsters do not defend the interests of a cannibalistic ruling class
- Hamsters stand for orderly anarchy
| If what you want is clean, honest, uncomplicated government, hamster power is the way to go. With Ms. Ganjette in the White House and her husband Scratch as vice-president, and with the last human administration a thing of the past, we shall go to work to elect the nation's first all-rodent Congress. There will be no committees, no budget hearings, no big brother snooping, no foreign policy, no milti-trillion-dollar weapons procurements, no sneaky intelligence operations, and -- above all -- an end to nasty government secrecy and the mystical, unfair taxation system. | If elected president, I, Ms. Ganjette, the daughter of the great Mister Ganja, promise that there will be no corruption, no scandals, no war, no greedy power-grabs, and no pork-barrell favoritism on my watch. Prosperity at all levels will be certain. The economy will grow and there will be fresh greens in every cage, unlimited birdseed for all, and an abundance of little hamster treats that everyone can afford. Whether you are small beast like me or human, I will trust you completely, and I promise to make no rules to suppress your behavior or to inhibit your independent, creative spirit. |
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With tremendous pain and sadness we announce that Mister Ganja left this world on the night of June 22, 1998, at exactly 11:17 p.m. He was two-and-a-half years of age, well over the average for a hamster. He joins his wife Shelly, who passed away November 2, 1997. (The two of them are shown together in the pictures at
Shelly, you mean everything to us. Nothing, and no one, will ever dim our fond memories of you. From the time you came to live with us, an adorable but scared young hamster, and as you matured to a soft, sweet, and amazingly gentle friend, the two years we shared will be memorable for many things, but mostly because of you. Rest in peace, dearest one. And go to God knowing that we loved you then, we love you now, and we always will, precious Shelly.
Rest in peace, beloved Ganja and Shelly
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Mister Ganja was in every way an extraordinary hamster. Until the end, he was full of life and energy. He was remarried after Shelly's death to young Brigit, and left behind many descendants, including a litter of five children born April 30, 1998 -- just seven and a half weeks before his demise. These young sons and daughters had just been taken to the local pet store when Ganja suffered the heart attack that ended his long, happy life. We were in time to retrieve a young daughter from that litter, who we brought home and named Ms. Ganjette in honor of her father. This web page will continue to carry the name and the high ideals of its great founder.
And daughter Ganjette will replace her father as a candidate for president of the United States in election year 2000.
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ELECTION YEAR 2000
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