Tremere: None ("You will change my lightbulb" 'I will change your lightbulb...'"You will forget you ever saw me" 'I will forget I ever saw you...')

Ravnos: "Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"

Ventrue: None. They have flunkies for that sort of thing.

Toreador: 3. 1 "Artiste" to put it in and 2 Poseurs to critique the performance.

Malkavian: 5. 4 to hold the Giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Setites: We prefer the dark, but if you really want it changed, we have Just the bulb for you . . . for a price.

Assamite:1, provided the price is right.

Tremere: Six. One to notice the light bulb is broken, one to tell the Chantry head, one to conjure a new bulb, one to levitate the old one out, one to levitate the new one in, and one to dominate the old one into forgetting it ever happened.

Malkavians: None. We have auspex, silly.
Malkavians: "It's MY bulb, dammit! I took it and now it's MINE!"
Malkavians: Which bulb?
Malkavians: (The word eater was here)
Malkavians: "Oh yeah? Prove that it needs changing. Maybe it's happy the way it is."

Brujah: "Hey, you can change your own stinking lightbulb!"

Nosferatu: DO they have light bulbs down there?

Salubri: 2. One to heal the old bulb, and one to watch the door for Tremere.

Giovanni: 3. One to put it in and two to summon and control the spirit of the old one.

Children of Osiris: 2. One to change the lightbulb and one to cleanse the first one of it's sins.

Daughters of Cacophony: 2. One to blast the old one out of it's socket and one to put the new one in.

Samedi: 4. One to rot the old bulb away, one to put the new one in, and two to summon and control the spirit of the old one.

Tzimisce: Only one, but he has to sleep with the old one every night.

Lasombra: "Oh, we don't need to change the bulb. It's just been shrouded."

Gangrel: Only one, but if he's using protean, he's munchkin.

Cavalier (see alt.games.whitewolf): Depends on how much prowess they have.

Gargoyle: "Touch this bulb and you're dead."

Hunters: One, if he has faith that the light bulb WILL be changed.

Mummies: None. The light bulb will be reborn in a few hundred years.

Gypsies: What bulb?

Lupines: Two. One to put it in and one to go out and kill something to celebrate the rite of bulb-changing.

Sam Haights: One, if he can get enough lupine skins.

Mages: 500. One to transmute the bulb into a new one, and 499 to cover the 'dox.

Wraiths: Only one, but you have to smash the bulb first.

Changelings: Only one, but the new bulb will produce funny colors.