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Chris' Corner

Chris' Corner




Hello, and welcome one and all to the SECOND greatest show on earth! Or perhaps third greatest.. who's really counting anyway?

I think, perhaps, an introduction is in order. So get to it! Start introducing!! You think I let just anyone in here... ohhhhh, you wanted ME to introduce MYSELF?? *blush* Well color me embarassed. Anywho, here we go. For those of you who don't already know, the name is Christopher Alan Schlosser. But I do so prefer Chris. Or Bob, Ralph, Sid, Sam, Sams, Sammy, Kish.. or pretty much anything you feel like naming me, so long as I know you're talking to me. I'm just a guy who has finally hit the big two zero, that's right I'm 20! Heh, and for those of you who said I'd never make it to 20, I'd just like to throw a big 'Neener neener!' in your face. So there. Hmm, what else would you like to know about me?

-You- Where do you live?
-Me- Yeah, I guess that might be nice to know eh? Well, I live in boring ol' Phoenix, Arizona. Back at home yeah, but it's a temp thing, in a couple months I'm hoping beyond hope that I'll actually have my own place FINALLY.

-You-What do you look like?
-Me- I do believe that the pictures will help take care of that. All I can add to them is that I'm about 6' tall, somewhere between 5'11" and 6' anyway. And if you can't look at the pictures, and still want to know what I look like, I think perhaps a trip to Arizona is in order.

-You- What are your interests?
-Me- YOU!!!! Tee hee. That's just a little stalker humor, don't mind me. As for my interests.. humor is a big one. I love being able to make people smile and laugh, even if it happens to be at my expense from time to time. I love to read sci fi/fantasy books. Some of my favorite writers being Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, and Terry Brooks, and just about anyone who writes under the Dragonlance Saga pretty much. I love sports. Don't have much patience to watch them any more, but I'm big into playing them. And no, I'm not some pro. I am no good at any of the sports I play, but I'm honest about it. I just play for fun, and for fitness, if that's not enough for some people then they aren't worth playing with anyway. I send as much time as I can around my friends. Greatest people in the world they are. I'm sure there are more, seeing as I have so many interests, but I'm tired and don't want to think any more right now.

-You- Well don't you like music?
-Me- Oh, of course!

-You- Well what kind????
-Me- Ummm, didn't I just say I don't want to think right now? Duh?

-You- Think about what, I asked a simple question.
-Me- But a question nonetheless, now if you don't watch it I'll end this little interview right now.

-You- Chicken.
-Me- Okay, that's it, you're out of here, go on.. shoo! Get out!




That was just a teensie sample of my strange sense of humor. Ohhh yeah, one last thing, just need to give a big 'Shout Out' to the six oh two (602) crew! We be de baddest of de bad and de maddest of de mad my peepz! Chill and hang loose y'all.





So you seriously want to know about me? Ohhh, now you want to know what I look like??? Well, that's about all I've got for now, but I'll be stopping in from time to time to check up on things, maybe update a little, add a bit here and there, it's hard to say really.





By the gods, you want more still?? How do you people sleep at night knowing you're so cold and demanding??? Alright, you want links, then I'll just have to give you some...
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