Hello, and welcome one and all to the
SECOND greatest show on earth! Or perhaps
third greatest.. who's really counting
anyway?
I think, perhaps, an introduction is in
order. So get to it! Start introducing!!
You think I let just anyone in here...
ohhhhh, you wanted ME to introduce MYSELF??
*blush* Well color me embarassed. Anywho,
here we go. For those of you who don't
already know, the name is Christopher Alan
Schlosser. But I do so prefer Chris. Or
Bob, Ralph, Sid, Sam, Sams, Sammy, Kish.. or
pretty much anything you feel like naming me,
so long as I know you're talking to me. I'm
just a guy who has finally hit the big two
zero, that's right I'm 20! Heh, and for
those of you who said I'd never make it to
20, I'd just like to throw a big 'Neener
neener!' in your face. So there. Hmm, what
else would you like to know about me?
-You- Where do you live?
-Me- Yeah, I guess that might be nice to know
eh? Well, I live in boring ol' Phoenix,
Arizona. Back at home yeah, but it's a temp
thing, in a couple months I'm hoping beyond
hope that I'll actually have my own place
FINALLY.
-You-What do you look like?
-Me- I do believe that the pictures will help
take care of that. All I can add to them is
that I'm about 6' tall, somewhere between
5'11" and 6' anyway. And if you can't look
at the pictures, and still want to know what
I look like, I think perhaps a trip to
Arizona is in order.
-You- What are your interests?
-Me- YOU!!!! Tee hee. That's just a little
stalker humor, don't mind me. As for my
interests.. humor is a big one. I love being
able to make people smile and laugh, even if
it happens to be at my expense from time to
time. I love to read sci fi/fantasy books.
Some of my favorite writers being Margaret
Weis, Tracy Hickman, and Terry Brooks, and
just about anyone who writes under the
Dragonlance Saga pretty much. I love sports.
Don't have much patience to watch them any
more, but I'm big into playing them. And no,
I'm not some pro. I am no good at any of the
sports I play, but I'm honest about it. I
just play for fun, and for fitness, if that's
not enough for some people then they aren't
worth playing with anyway. I send as much
time as I can around my friends. Greatest
people in the world they are. I'm sure there
are more, seeing as I have so many interests,
but I'm tired and don't want to think any
more right now.
-You- Well don't you like music?
-Me- Oh, of course!
-You- Well what kind????
-Me- Ummm, didn't I just say I don't want to
think right now? Duh?
-You- Think about what, I asked a simple
question.
-Me- But a question nonetheless, now if
you don't watch it I'll end this little
interview right now.
-You- Chicken.
-Me- Okay, that's it, you're out of here, go
on.. shoo! Get out!
That was just a teensie sample of my strange sense of humor. Ohhh yeah, one last thing, just need to give a big 'Shout Out' to the six oh two (602) crew! We be de baddest of de bad and de maddest of de mad my peepz! Chill and hang loose y'all.
So you seriously want to know about me? Ohhh, now you want to
know what I look like??? Well, that's about
all I've got for now, but I'll be stopping in
from time to time to check up on things,
maybe update a little, add a bit here and
there, it's hard to say really.
By the gods, you want more still?? How do
you people sleep at night knowing you're so
cold and demanding??? Alright, you want
links, then I'll just have to give you
some...
LINKS!!
Visit the Everdark
Webring, it's small, but growing.
Come chat at
Alamak!!!!
