My name is irrelevant. My face more so. I am the cybernetic
entity known only as Balam Shimoda. I do not exist outside the
hallowed grounds of the World Wide Web, nor do I need to. Everything
and everyone I wish is to be found in the realms of this electronic
astral plane.
I am a poet, an architect, an engineer of dreams, and worker of
fantasies to be shared with you, the reader.
I am a warrior, slaying the demons of ingorance, pride and bigotry.
As an ethereal being, I have no skin and thus, no skin color, so
please do not direct your
primitive racial prejudices against me, and do not be offended by
anything I may say. Offense is a sign that you're taking yourself
too seriously, and if that's the case, you can kindly leave now.
E-mail me, and I'll gladly
reduce my counter by one to reflect that you were never here.
I am who and what I am and will not apologize for it. If you wish to
know more, pray read further, and all will be revealed in due course.
Download the Celtic MD and Black Chancery fonts used throughout this page.
I don't like those wussy address books. If you want to talk to me, you'll just have to e-mail me like everyone else.
intrepid adventurers have perused this website since the third day of the month of June, Era Commonus One Thousand Nine-Hundred, Nine and Ninety.