"No matter what the social condition, no matter what the land in question, there shall always be the power of the Pimp"
-Paul Paquet, leader of the Pimp Freedom Movement
Since the beginning of time, there has always been the few, the proud. Those men who walked a step higher than most. Those men who were respected, admired, even feared. Since the beginning of time, there has been Pimps. The 70's saw the hayday of this modern-day hero, and he was widely idolized. Many a white suburban teenager yearned for an afro, polyester shirt, gold chains, and those pimp-ass platform shoes. The 80's saw the decline of the reign of Pimps, and today they have all but vanished. Sadly, this fall from grace was widely caused by a misunderstanding of the Pimp, especially by the Police. Instead of embracing the Pimp for what he stands for, society is constantly trying to degrade his valiant efforts. The Pimp is not out for himself, rather he is out to please others, offer gifts of lust, and whoop the ass of anyone who dares cross him. P.F.M. was started by a man with a dream, that man was Paul "Pimp Ass" Paquet. He grew up on Superfly, Shaft and Dolemite. His dream was to revitalize the all but dead lifestyle of the Pimp. The P.F.M. has strived to provide a place to do many things for up and coming, and less fortunate folks. Some of P.F.M.'s community outreach has included:
But, Paul can't do it alone. It takes the work (and money) of caring individuals like yourself. We aren't asking for handouts, there's plenty you can do that won't cost you a dime.
Start your own local chapter of PFM
Start dressing and acting like a Pimp
Rent Superfly, Shaft, and Dolemite
Demand things, and threaten to Pimp Slap noncompliance
So please, help us keep the Pimpness alive. Join the PFM, and start making a difference in this world today!
All contributions and inquiries should be directed to bitchbettahavemymoney@pimpass.com
