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*****Section  100	Transcript of the Blues Brothers Movie

*****Section  101  	Jake getting out of prison

7474505B
What wing?
Maximum wing.  Block 9.
Stand of Release?
Three out of five.  Good behavior.
Give me a minute.
Frank Oz:	One unused prophylactic, one soiled.


*****Section  102  	Jake and Elwood's first words

Jake:	What's this?
Elwood:	What?
Jake:	This car. This STUPID car.  Where's the Caddy?
Elwood:	The what?
Jake:	The Cadillac we used to have.  The Bluesmobile.
Elwood:	I traded it.
Jake:	You traded it for this?
Elwood:	No, a microphone.
Jake:	A Microphone? Okay, I can see that.  But where the hell did 
you get this?
Elwood:	From the Mount Prospect City police auction.  It's an old 
Mount Prospect City police car!
Jake:	Great!  The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me 
up in a police car.
Elwood:	You don't like it?
Jake:	No, I don't like it.  (Tosses the lighter out the window.)
(Elwood jumps the drawbridge.)
Jake:	It's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood:	It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop 
suspension, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run 
good on regular gas.
Elwood:	So is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake:	Fix the cigarette lighter.



*****Section  103  	Penguin in her office Scene



Jake:	...5000 bucks? No problem. Come on, Elwood!
Penguin:	No, I will NOT take your filthy, stolen money.
Jake:	Well, then, I guess you're really up shit creek.
(Penguin hits Jake with a wooden ruler.)
Jake:	Arrgh
Penguin:	Pardon me, what did you say?
Jake:	I offered to help you.
Penguin:	Um hm.
Jake:	You refused to take our money.
Penguin:	Um hm.
Jake:	Then I said, 'I guess you're really up shit creek.'
(Penguin hits Jake with a wooden ruler.)
Jake:	Arrgh
Elwood:	Christ, Jake, take it easy...
(Penguin hits both with a wooden ruler.)
Jake:	Elwood!
Ow!
Christ!
Shit!
Arugh!
Aaaa!
Jesus Crist!
Arrugh.
Jesus Christ.
Ahhh.
Shit.
You fat Penguin!
Stop hitting me you fat penguin!


Rev. Brown:	When I woke up this morning I herad a disturbed sound.

Rev. Brown:	Do you SEE the LIGHT?!?


*****Section  104  	Jake and Elwood getting pulled over

<<< They were playing "The Best of Sam & Dave" in the 8-track in the 
car.  The song "Soothe Me" was played when Jake and Elwood are driving 
in the night just before the "Shit!" - "What?" - "Rollers!" ... 
dialog.>>>

Elwood:	Shit!
Jake:	What?
Elwood:	Rollers.
Jake:	No!
Elwood:	Yeup!
Jake:	Shit!

Elwood:	I bet you they got SCMODS.
Jake:	SCMODS?
Elwood:	State County Municipal Offender Data System.

(Elwood's name lights up the SCMODS screen with...)

ARREST DRIVER...
IMPOUND VEHICLE...

State, County, Municipal Offender Data System Report:

	BLUES, ELWOOD
	ILLINOIS LICENSE : B263-1655-2187
	CURRENTLY UNDER SUSPENSION
	WARRANTS OUTSTANDING : PARKG. 116
	MOVING VIOLATIONS : 56
	ARREST DRIVER ... IMPOUND VEHICLE

<<>>

<<>>

Cop:	Elwood, we show your liscence currently under suspension.

Elwood:	They're not gonna catch us.  We're on a mission from God.



*****Section  105  	Chase scene TO the mall



*****Section  106  	Chase scene IN the mall

Checkout Lady:	Will there be anything else?
Man:	Yes, do you have a 'Miss Piggy?'


Lot's of space in this mall.

Man, this mall's got everything...

Baby clothes.
This place has got everything.
Disco pants and haircuts...
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year...
Pier 1 Imports.



*****Section  107  	Jake and Elwood driving from mall to hotel

(song is "Peter Gunn Theme")



*****Section  108  	Jake and Elwood in hotel building

Loui:	Hey Sam.
Sam:	Hey Loui.  Anybody call for me on the phone?
Loui:	Nah.
Elwood:	This here's my brother Jake.
Did ya get me any Cheeze Whiz, boy?

<<>>
<<>>



*****Section  109  	Jake and Elwood in hotel room

Elwood:	Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Jake:	How often does the train go by?
Elwood:	So often you won't even notice.
(song)
Elwood:	I falsified my renewal.
Elwood:	I put down 1060 West Addison.
Jake:	1060 West Addison... That's Wrigley Field.
Elwood:	I gotta hit the sack.  Hey you sleeze, my bed.



*****Section  110   	Next morning at hotel

Thanks for your help Mr. Mercer.
Yeah, real cute.
Stand back.  (Buliding is dynamited as cops kick-in door.)
(Jake and Elwood emerge from brick pile.)
Elwood:	It's almost nine o'clock. We gotta go to work.



*****Section  111   	"Mrs. Toronto" scene

Jake:	Mrs. Toronto?
Lady:	No, Mrs. Torentino.
Elwood:	Mam, do you have a ____________ or a ___________ living here?
Lady:	I don't take in boarders.  Not for a long time.
Elwood:	May we come in mam?
Elwood:	Do you have a forwarding address or a phone number?
Lady:	They were good boys.
Lady:	Are you two men with the police?
Elwood:	No, Ma'am. We're Musicians.
Lady:	Mr. Man!  Mr. Man!
Lady:	They left this card. Maybe it will help you.



*****Section  112   	Spanish/Mexican bar

This is the band.
Got the money you owe us?
.... to cover you guys.
You did?
That's right.
....
We're putting th eband back together.
Look at you in those candy-a*s monkey suits.
.... goat piss into gasoline.
....
Forget it.
....
You'll never get Matt and Mr. Fabulous....
We'll...
We're on a mission from God.



*****Section  113   	French resturant

No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here sir....He's dead sir.
....
And your name.
(Jake whistles.)
Jake:	Save some bread for my brother.
We're putting...
We're on a mission from God.
....
I mean, they smell BAD.
....
Wrong glass, sir.

Jake:	How much for the little girl?
Jake:	'Ow much for de weemen!
Jake:	I want to buy your women. How much for your daughters?
Jake:	Sell them to me.  Sell me your children.
Jake:	hehehehehehehehehe

We're putting the band back together.

Jake:	If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, 
lunch, and dinner every night of the week.

Sir.  Sir.  Sir.  Sir!  Sir!


*****Section  114   	Nazi rally

Nazi:	White men, white women.

I hate Illinois Nazis...



*****Section  115   	Street dance and diner
(John Lee Hooker playing.)

Four Fried Chickens and a coke.
Dry white toast

Elwood:  "I'll have some plain white toast"
Jake:    "Four fried chickens and a coke"



*****Section  116   	Music shop

Ray Charles:	Breaks my heart to see a boy that young go bad.



*****Section  117		Outside music shop

Have I ever lied to you?
What are we goon do man?



*****Section  118		Nazi headquarters

The car belongs to a known traffic menace
Did you get his address?
Let's go.
(They go to Wrigley Field.)
Mr. Blues is gonna f**k up.  And when he does...


*****Section  119		Outside Bob's Country Bunker

What's the name of the place?
Here we are.
Bob's Country Bunker?
Must be some kind of mistake.
Jake:	Elwood, come with me.


*****Section  120		Inside Bob's Country Bunker

Well now, what can I get you boys?

Chicken wire?
This list doesn't mean anything.

Excuse me Ma'am, What kind of music do y'all have here?

Lady:	BOTH kinds, Country AND Western!

"We're the Good Old..Blues Brothers..Boys..from Chicago"


A couple from the Good Old Boys...

....Rawhide.
What key?
'A'. It's a good Country key.
Rawhide in A.

(They sing the song "Rawhide.")



*****Section  121		Outside Bob's Country Bunker

You'll see.

I say we give the Blues Brothers just one more chance.

Suppose we ain't got no permits, an we go on in there an play anyway.  
You gonna stop us?  You gonna look real funny eatin' corn on the cob 
with no f**king teeth!

You'd look mighty funny boy, eatin' corn on the cob with no f**king 
teeth!!!

Elwood:  We'll talk to Bob.


I'm McElroy, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago.
<<>>



*****Section  122		Car chase scene from Bob's

Elwood:	Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
<<>>
Cop:	I don't believe it.
(Cops and RV crash.)
Cop:	Boys, you in big trouble.



*****Section  123		Sauna bath

We need 5,000 bucks fast.
....
Never heard of it.
Nice place up north.

Elwood:	I know about this stuff.  I've been exploited all my life.
You blackmailing me Jake?
We're on a mission from God.



*****Section  124		Everyone advertising the concert

We're going up North to put the word in the street.

Elwood:	And it's ladies night (pause) tonight at the Palace Hotel 
Ballroom!

You two girls, you on the motorcycle, and it's ladies night.



*****Section  125		Gas Station

Gas Station attendant:	We're outta gas.
Jake:	Yeup, mind if we fill'er up?
Gas Station attendant:	Nope, we're outta gas.  The tanker truck's late.
Gas Station attendant:	Shoulda been here hours ago.


Elwood:	Want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield?
<<>>



*****Section  126		Hotel (Where are they?)

Where are they?


*****Section  127		Gas station (So maybe...)

So maybe...



*****Section  130		Cop dispatcher's office

Thanks Marvin.
Debbie, get me troopers Davel and Mont.



*****Section  131		Hotel (I don't see...)

I don't see...


*****Section  132		Gas station ($94)

Elwood:	OK, that will be 94 dollars...
Twiggy:	Here's 95.
Elwood:	Here's a dollar change.
Elwood:	So... listen. If your date tonight don't work out for any 
reason...  there's a motel up there on the interstate... maybe we could 
say...  meet? Around... midnight?

Twiggy:	I'll think about it, Elwood. Okay?



*****Section  133		Hotel (crowd clapping impatiently)

(Crowd clapping impatiently.)


*****Section  134		Tunnel (Head hurts...)

Head hurts.
You better get bright pal.
.... as soon as they open in the morning.



*****Section  135		Hotel (crowd chanting impatiently)

Crowd:	We want the show.
(song "Minnie the Moocher")



*****Section  136		Outside Hotel by RV

Elwood:	This is glue. Strong stuff.



*****Section  137		Hotel (Orange Whip)

(Jake and Elwood run through the ladies bathroom.)

Well... can you guys go for an Orange Whip?
Anyone want an orange whip?
(Pointing) Orange Whip?
Orange whip?
(Pointing at cop Lackey) Three Orange Whips!
	<<>>

(song "Everybody needs somebody")



*****Section  138		Sewer Tunnel (Jake removes sunglasses)

Jake:	It wasn't my fault!  Really it wasn't!  An old friend came in 
out of town!  The car ran out of gas!  I got a flat tire!  I didn't have 
enough money for cab fare!  The tux didn't come back from the cleaners!  
There was an earthquake!  A terrible flood!  Locusts!  IT WASN'T MY 
FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Please don't kill us

Oh, Jake...



*****Section  139		Car under bridge

Elwood:	It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half 
a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake:	Hit it.



*****Section  140		Hotel (Twiggy waiting)

(Twiggy waiting for Elwood.)



*****Section  141		Police Road Blocks

Cop:	1974 Dodge sedan.
(Nazi monitoring cop channel)
Jake, wake up, I gotta pull over...


Cop:	Southbound on state four seven.


Cop:	Hi, wanna hand me the mike?
Cop:	This is car...(to officer) What car is this?
Cop:	Five Five.
Cop:	This is car 55...we're in a truck, he he he.


Dispatch Cop:	The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of 
the Blues Brothers  has been approved.

(They're going 118 mph.)



*****Section  142		The big chase scene (tm)

Nazi:	Sir, I have always loved you...


Elwood:	This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. We should soon be 
coming upon the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza.


SWAT Team:	"Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut..."


Let's go.
(sign says "Back in 5 minutes.")
Can I help you?
St. Helen of the ....
5,000 bucks.
And here is your receipt.  <<>>


*****Section  143		Jailhouse Rock Scene

Joe Walsh is the first prisoner that jumps up on the table in the 
closing Jailhouse Rock scene.

(sign says: "It's never too late to mend.")
(song: "Jailhouse Rock")




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*****Section 200	Music lyrics


*****Section 210	Lyrics to "Rawhide."

Rawhide

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen..
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!

All the things I'm missin
Good viddles love and kissin
Are waitin at the end of my ride.

Head 'em up,  Move 'em out...


*****Section 220	Lyrics to "Stand by your man."

Stand by your man

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
But if he loves you
Try to hold unto him
After all he's just a man


*****Section 230	Lyrics to "She caught the Katy."

She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
Well, my baby caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride,
The train pulled out, I swung on behind.
Crazy about her, That hard headed woman of mine.

<<< "Katy" is referring to the Missouri-Kansas-Texas railroad.  Its 
initials are MKT also known as "Katy.">>>


*****Section 240	Lyrics to "Everybody Needs Somebody."

Everybody Needs Somebody
Transcribed from the soundtrack of "The Blues Brothers"

We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we 
would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois' 
law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace 
Hotel Ballroom at this time.  We sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.  
And please remember people, no matter who you are, and whatever you do 
to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us 
all the same:  you, me, him, them -- everybody, everybody!

Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire

Sometimes I feel, I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me, I never never have a place to hide, I need
you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!

You know people when you do find somebody, hold that woman, hold that
man, love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold, squeeze and
please that person, give 'em all your love, signify your feelings with
every gentle caress, because it's so important to have the special
somebody to hold, kiss, miss, squeeze, and please.

Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)

Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire



*****Section 250	Lyrics to "Sweet Home Chicago."

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

{ guitar intro }

Come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Oh come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago

(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Oh sweet home chicago ))

Well one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baba don't you make me late

(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

{ nifty bass runs start }
{ guitar solo }

Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there brother baby and you'll see what I've seen

(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))

(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go-oh-ooh ))
(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( My sweet home chicago ))

{ bass runs throughout }
{ baratone sax solo }
{ trombone solo }

{ sax solo }
{ piano solo }
{ jam } { END }     { watch }

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