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1. What did the little turtles say to their teacher? "You tortoise averything we know!"
2. Is it easy to click your fingers together? It's a snap.
3. Why is a good listener like a playful cat? Because both appreciate a good yarn.
4. Why is a movie like a fisherman? Because both need to have a good cast.
5. What do you call a flying shark? A flying Jaws-er.
6. When does one go to Italy? Venice warm.
7. What did the moose say to his wife? "You're just a deer to me."