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ALTOMERUS AGONISTES
A Public Service from the Fine Folks at FAKE


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In an amazing show of brain dead hubris, Universal Express CEO Richard Altomare has filed suit against the Securities and Exchange Commission claiming that they are engaged in a systematic campaign of harrassment against him because of his public pronouncements about the evils of naked shorting.

Well, not actually. What the suit does reveal is that the SEC is conducting an unbelievably thorough examination of USXP's numerous bogus claims made in dozens of press releases, looking at every nickle that has come into and gone out of the company  for a 70 month period, and looking into the connections between Universal Express and 12 named individuals and their organization.

The Altomare/Gunderson suit was filed with no public fanfare, but quickly discovered.  It provides unusual insights into the SEC investigative process through Altomare's describing and whining about scores of subpoenae.


YOU'LL LAUGH at Altomares grandiose claims of being the target of the SEC because of his Naked Short claims.

YOU'LL GASP at the breadth of his meglomania.

YOU'LL BE SHOCKED at the incredible depth of the SEC investigation.

YOU'LL HURL when you read the girly-man whining.

YOU'LL GLOAT  over the clear evidence that "Captain" Altomare is approaching his hour of reckoning.

Because of the size of the files, the suit details are presented in five sections.  The file format  requires the free e-fax viewer, available at www.efax.com. Enjoy, and hug a basher today:

Pages 1-10
Pages 11-20
Pages 21-30
Pages 31-40
Pages 41-43

And if you get tired of all the dry legal stuff that looks like it's leading up to criminal fraud and possibly tax evasion charges, you can check out our BIG DICK'S BIGGEST LIES page. The BIG DICK has left a public record of lies unparalleled in OTC-BB land, so we thought it would be fun to compile them all in one, easy to reach area.  If there is one we missed you can sign the guestbook there and update the list.
You can read the SEC Memo of Law supporting the TRO request SEC TRO MOL
And the even more devestating evidentiary declaration of Hugh Beck of the Denver office. Beck Declaration
JUST IN-THE 20 PAGE MEMORANDUM OF LAW IN SUPPORT OF THE SEC MOTION TO DISMISS!! Requires e-Fax viewer.
Pages 1-10
Pages 11-20
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