Real Ultimate Power
Hi,
this site is all about Bolles Students, REAL BOLLES STUDENTS.
This site is awesome. My name is not Brian and I can't stop
thinking about Bolles Students. These guys
are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Bolles Students are mammals.
2. Bolles Students drive Tahoes ALL the time.
3.
The purpose of the Bolles Students is to take steroids and not get hair cuts.
Tools
and gear:
North Face Jacket__________Water Tower
Tahoe
Testimonial:
Bolles Students can beat up anyone they want! Bolles Students lift weights all the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Bolles Student who was eating in thier totally awesome "Saved by the Bell" style cafeteria. And when some dude mentioned that Tahoes weren't cool the Bolles Student beat up the whole town. My friend Dan said that he saw a Bolles Student totally uppercut some kid just because the kid wasn't wearing jeans, flip-flops, an old SEC hat, and a north face jacket.
And
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Bolles Students have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they might come up to you just to show you their big state champ football ring!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Bolles Students
are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe
it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally
awesome and that's a fact. Bolles Students are smart, smooth, cool, strong,
powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to not get my hair cut and get a perm next year.
I love Bolles Students so very much. They are just perfect.
Q
and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Bolles Students?
A:
Bolles Students are the ultimate paradox. On one hand they think they are perfect, but on the other hand, they don't even have souls.
Q: I heard that Bolles Students are NOT all the same. What's their problem?
A:
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Unlike other mammals, Bolles Students
are either part of the clone army OR just simply a waste of space.
Q: What do Bolles Students do when they're not working out, taking steroids, buying Abercrombie jeans and North Face Jackets, or driving Tahoes?
A:
Absolutely nothing.
(Ask Dan if you don't believe me.)
He is alot more perfect than me, which is bragable.
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