Climate: rainy
Location: megan's house
Watching: megan's cat
Listening to: nothing
Eating: cheese
It's my first web entry. So much pressure for it to be good. I almost typed "food" instead of "good." Reason number seven as to why they should NOT put the "f" and "g" next to eachother on the keyboard. This is too much pressure. I feel like that kid from South Park. What's his name? Oh, thank you, Lyssa...his name is Tweek. Anyway, I feel like him. If I had a button-down shirt, I would mess up the buttons and twitch like a maniac right now. Too bad, really. I was wearing a button-down earlier. Why does this always happen??
Lyssa just sang me her hilarious calculator song. It was so funny, I wet my pants. "I have a calculator, but I NEED IT, I NEED IT, and you can't use it, and you can't use it, 'cause I need it, I need it." Oh, the good times you have when you're stoned. Too bad we'll never remember it later. What was I talking about again?
Oh, right. I was on about cake and it's many delicious attributes.
Attribute One: It comes in many textures and flavours.
Attribute Two: I forgot, but it was interesting.
Attribute Tres: It comes in a convenient round shape. I like things that are round.
Anyhow, I have way too much energy to not be sleeping. Right. Whatever.
~It's ten o'clock, Venus is at it's brightest, I have to go masturbate!~
*Jefferson D.* (aka Cpt. Penis)
howdy ho rangers and rangerettes! i don't really have anything else to say. yes, jefferson summed it up in her fascinating collection of cake attributes... we're sitting here in her parents bedroom and using their high-speed cable internet stuff. but anyway... i wrote a song in history... i've got the tune jotted down somewhere and before you know it, we may have material. hmmm....
today, i declared myself emporess of the moon. (who's going to stop me? you? bring it on...)
okay, i'll write later.
-violet...