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Quotes from various people that most people can relate to.

"We are the people our parents warned us about"

 

"Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved"

 

"Sure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship"

 

"What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?"

 

"If I keep my expectations for life low enough, I can achieve all of my wildest dreams"

 

"Once I thought I had mono for a year, it turns out I was just really bored"

 

"People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim"

 

"I laugh at danger... then I hide and wait for it to go away"

 

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex"

 

"There are no personal problems that cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives"

 

"Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  What I can pry loose is not nailed down"

 

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"

 

"Remember, the world is a big place.  Even if you're one in a million, that means 1000 people in China look exactly like you"

 

"You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old"

 

"Don't judge a book by its movie"

 

"Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them"

 

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research"

 

I said this one about a girl I saw in the stands at a basketball game.

I made this up spur-of-the-moment.

I don't know who she is but they're big.

If you don't know what I am referring to when I say the "they" in "they're", then just quit while you're ahead.

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