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When dealing with the subject of Osama Bin Laden, this is how everyone feels.

It'll happen some day.

Preferably dead.

Simply put, not any one American would give up the chance to kill him if they had the chance.  I mean, If i was given the location as to where Bin Laden was hiding, I would go there, beat the sh*t out of him, then blow his brains out. 

They say he sent those planes to crash into the Trade Center because he claimed we were "infidels" and what-not.  The real reason he did it was because he was jealous and he's a dickhead.

Let's give him a f*cking noogie.

Literally.

Osama is a seven foot tall walking dick, but it's because his "real" dick is so small that caused him to become insanely jealous of everyone in America and decided that if he was to live with a small dick, then he should be subject to mood swings like the bitch he is.  This is bad news because we already know the effects of just women having mood swings.

No worries though. We got a man working his way into Osama's inner-circle. He is a man of great cunning and skill. He is a great leader among our people and will lead us to victory over these terrorists that call themselves "masterminds". That one man who will lead us, advise us, and deliver us to our salvation is none other than...

That's your mom's pubes on his face.

George Bush?!

Oh sh*t.

Oh well. Even if we don't defeat Bin Laden, we can at least take solace in the fact that he has to resort to banging girls that look like this when they aren't wearing their masks.

*cricket cricket* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know I take comfort in that little fact.

Well, until I have more to place my opinion on, Peace out.

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