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I may not be Fred Flinstone
but I sure can make your bed rock.
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Ever hear of an Australian
kiss? It's like a French but down under.
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Save a horse, Ride a
cowboy.
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Let's go to my place and do
the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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(silently mouth) I want a
Fig Newton.
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Life is like a dick.
When it gets hard, f*ck it.
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Sex is Evil; Evil is Sin;
Sin is Forgiven; So let's begin.
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You see my friend over
there? [point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if
you think I'm cute.
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As you walk by, turn around
and say, "Excuse but did you just touch my ass?" When they say no, reply
"Damn!"
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You know how they say the
skin is the largest organ? Yeah, well, not in my case.
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I'm bigger and better than
the Titanic. Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
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Excuse me, two nipples for
a dime?
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I'll give you a nickel if
you tickle my pickle.
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It's not my fault I fell in
love. You're the one who tripped me.
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I don't want to play
doctor. Let's play gynecologist.
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Do you work for UPS? I
could've sworn you were checking out my package.
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I want you to know I'm head
over heels for you. And I know some other positions too.
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If you were the last woman
on earth and I was the last man, I bet we could do it in public.
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You know how men buy
expensive cars to make up for some, uh, disadvantages? Yeah, I don't even
own a car.
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First, I'm going to kiss
your lips passionately. Then I'll move up to your bellybutton. |