YOU KNOW YOU'RE A COLLEGE STUDENT WHEN....
1. Power naps used to be for old people and babies....now they are cool and you take them all the time!!!
2. You take a shower sometimes before class, but usually after class if you even take one at all!!!
3. You live for mashed potato Monday and hot dog Wednesday.
4. You go out in public in your pjs.
5. Ramen is a new food group to you.
6. You have to go to the all night diner to sober up before going home!!!
7. Your wardrobe now consists of sweat pants and sweat shirts!!!

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Funny Headlines
-"Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link"
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

-"Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men"
The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

-"Man shoots neighbor with machete"
The Miami Herald, July 3

-"Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find"
The Los Angeles Times, November 2

-"Official: Only rain will cure drought"
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

-"Low Wages Said Key to Poverty"
Newsday, July 11

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I am a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore, I am perfect (nice call on the syllogism fallacy anne!)

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"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."

"It's better to love someone you can't have than to have someone you can't love."

"Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality."

Melissa: I Love You girl, you have always been there for me through everything, and i know u will never let me down..... :-)
Alligator: Girl, im glad we met, I luv spendin time w/ ya ...... just promise me u will never break up w/ me... lol.....:-D u know ill always have an open ear for u girl.... luv ya rough and rowdie allie O:-)

"I have seen yesterday, I love today, I am not afraid of tomorrow."

"Skate to where the puck is going, not to where it's been"

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.....:-);-):-PO:-):-D

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Student at Bridgewater College of Virginia... unlike the fake one in MA. Yey Eagles!! I guess here is where I would do shout outs.. but I think too many people don't want others to know they're my friends (or at least I say they are... maybe they really aren't my friends and just deal with me because I bug them... maybe I have no friends and they're stuck with me... doomed...) I feel sorry for them... and you should too.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you!!

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

What's the value of a word that's from a language that's so abused? Maybe a person's 2 cents worth is actually worth that little to us now.

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I would like to be with my friends hanging out than doing anything else in this whole world!

Friends are what keep me going in this hard life of mine, with out my friends, and you know who you are, I feel lost and sad.

Some say I am nice, but I choose to be nice because that is what I believe friends should be.
If you think I am nice, you are wrong.... I am your friend!

Lots of love to all my friends....you are all great!:-D

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Don't dwell upon the past unless you want your future to be fucked up

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"Remember, the enemies gate is down."
-Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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"Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy... anger... tears... laughter..
It's when you want to be together despite it all.
That's when you truly love another. "

"love is a strong word which helps define a very important part of each of us... when it is thrown around, it loses meaning, when it loses meaning you lose part of your own meaning."

"And think not you can guide the course of love. For love, if it finds you worthy, shall guide your course."

"The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed."

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The Raiders should still be playing football, Brady fumbled, the play was a fake where he had complete control until Woodson knocked the ball out of his hands with a hit. So I say fuck the refs and fuck the patriots. I wonder what Brady had to do to the refs to get them to make that call... just something to think about

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~May your life be like toilet paper,
long and useful.
~It is not possible to ski thru a revolving door.
~A person who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
~He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~Be careful driving, 90% of the people are caused by accidents.
~Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
~In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here!
~The moon may kiss the stars so high
The sun may kiss the bright blue sky
The dew may kiss the morning grass
But you my friend, can kiss my a$$

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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. "
- Erma Bombeck

What's the value of a word that's from a language that's so abused? Maybe a person's 2 cents worth is actually worth that little to us now.

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"you only allow people to walk all over you when you lay down in front of the door."

"live life to the fullest. don't take me wrong: don't just go out and screw a cow or anything."
****brodie

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ways to fail finals #23: get drunk the night before

What is true love anyway?
Does everyone experience it?
Does love make u cry?
Some say u'll know when u find it
U'll feel like a little kid in a candy store
U'll feel that fluttery feeling in u're stomach
Is true love honesty, passion, respect, trust?
Is it all those things and more?
Is "love " a very emotional word?
Is true love such a strong emotion
-that it hits u like a train breaks
breaks through the wind
Everyone says be patient, true love will happen
Do we have to wait for it?
Or can we go find it?
If we leave, will love follow us?
Does true love make u feel special ?
Is it a feeling that everyone would want to feel?
Is true love the most greatest feeling
-one can experience
What is true love anyway?

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My new sticker:
"Which is worse:
Screwing an intern or
Screwing your country?"

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You have faith..you keep having faith...and one day, IT WILL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS!

Quotes of the week:
"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense."

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If u think life is bad...... how whuld u like to be an egg? u only get

laid once. u only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard.

Only two minutes to get soft. u share your box with 11 other guys. But

worst of all.... the only chick that ever sat on your face is your

mother!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to

someone who u feel can use a good lay,   i mean day!!!!!!!

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u can't bullshit a bullshitter so dont try and shoot sunshine up my ass

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