> courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of

> course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple

> were driving their perfect car(a Grand Caravan) along a winding road,

> when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the

> perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a

> huge bundle of toys. >

> Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the

> perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they

> were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving

> conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an

> accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

> (Scroll down for the answer.)

>

> The perfect woman survived. She is the only one who really existed in

> the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no

> such thing as a perfect man.

>

> ****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep

> scrolling.****

>

> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman

> must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By

> the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates

> another point: women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling.