"Australia is a really beautiful city..." - Taylor (maybe he forgot his geography studies)
"We've ridden the concord a couple times this lady comes up to me and goes ,"Excuse me sir, would you like some caviar?" I'm like,"First of all, I don't like caviar Second of all, it's eight o'clock in the freaking morning for the love of God!" -Ike (what?)
"Sometimes Zac's really quiet." -Ike (why is this hard to believe?)
"If I see a cool chick in the street, watch her going by, won't I?"-Ike (whys he asking us?)
"Everybody feels up sometimes, they feel down sometimes, sometimes they feel sideways, sometimes they feel weird." -Ike
(I think he was feeling weird.)
"Welcome to the land of Hanson!
Where we poop just like everybody else!" -Ike (always nice to know.)
"I'm not a fan of Barney..
but I think that
Elmo chick is pretty cute" -Ike
(elmo is a guy, and Ike digs puppets???)
"Let's see, I missed out on getting
dumped by about 10 million girls, getting beat up by bullies and peer preassure." -Isaac
(don't worry i don't think there would have been ten million girs at the public school.)
"Just b/c you earn a bit of money doesn't mean you have to buy a gigantoid house and fast cars." ~Ike (Of course not, you gotta buy the house cuz of all the kids in your family!)
"I am a guy but i am NOT going to pull my pants down to prove it!" ~Taylor (and Why not??)
"We're on vacation, looking for the world's largest rodents, HOLY WOW!!" ~Taylor (did you check Zac's suitcase?
"Everything Changes" ~Taylor
(how deep!.... Duh!)
"If a cute girl was being bullied, I'm a fighter." ~Tay (So if she is ugly do ya join in?)
"Getting your license gives you the right to pick your nose in the car." ~Tay (So thats what you do in your car, eh?)
"Sometimes you wake up and go 'Hey, what day is it?'" ~Tay (hmmm you even forget the days of the week?)
"I might be one wild rock 'n' roller... but you wouldn't catch me peeing in public" -Taylor
(taylor before he discovered alcohol!)
"We don't drink any pop because you know what that means...Pimples!" - Taylor ( he's a bad liar! there are pop cans all over their movies!)
"Listen to the music and forget about how young we are...forget that we have long blond hair and blue eyes...it's just the music."~Taylor (did he forget he's the only one of them with blue eyes?)
"There's a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State building in New York you'd kill someone. I feel really bad 'cause I dropped a nickel off it once." ~ Taylor (so does that mean you killed 5 people?)
"If Avery joined the band, she'd take over"~Taylor (duh! she's a female!)
"I think everybody is tired of being sad" ~Zac ( No they enjoy it genius!)
"We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties." -Zac (you mean you don't anymore??)
"When you start feeling really tired and you start looking like a raccoon, you know you need a week's break." ~Zac (A week? for you guys its more like 2 years!)
"I've got the moves." - Zac
(and which moves would those be? The stayin alive ones in Mmmbop?)
"I would definitely say we've had to mature a little bit. Because we're doing business. We have a job. This is what we do -- it's not like we can goof off all the time."~Zac (Is this the same Zac?)
"Yeah of course you do Dave, doesn't eveybody."-Scott [when Dave said 'I wanna be just like Scott'] (This boys ego is far too large for his own good)
"Girls like loners? No kidding! I am definitely a loner!!"-Scott (Yes Scott! All the ladies love you!)
"Remember you can be anything you want to be, unless you want to be Elvis."-Scott (I thought he wanted to be elvis?)
"I'll tell ya how you can tell the difference between all of us...I'm the best-looking! *laughs*"-Scott (there goes his Ego again!)
"I knooww! I'm EVIL! Am I evil? *crosses eyes* YES I AM!"-Scott (As long as he knows it!)
"I am the man of the band!"- Scott
(Yes scott you are the man....)
"I'll let you in on a little secret, we don't wear these."-Clint - holding up a thrown bra (Dude.. it was supposed to be a secret!)
"I am not a loser"-Clint (Keep telling yourself that!)
"How's my hair? All right?"
- Clint (This boy has been around his Older brother scott far too long!)
"Scott can do anything." -Clint (see? Scott's got him brainwashed!)
"We've seen better... hahaha!"-Clint [to troy about the offical website] (You just haven't done better right?)
"Ain't I handsome?"-Bob (Oh no! yet another victim of Scott!)
"Be quiet!! Were trying to do a show here!"-BOB
(I'd like to see you do a quiet show)
"Ohh this is better than a Christmas gift!"-Bob [some chick was massaging his shoulders] (I guess his wife is gonna save a lot of money!)
"I rrroocckk! Do I rock? Am I cool? Cooler than him?"-Bob [about Scott] (I'd like to see what Scotts reply to this would be!)
"Our fans throw their mum's bras at us! You can tell they're not theirs!"-Bob (and how exactly does he know this?)
"I think you're weird, man"-Bob [to a Radio DJ] (If you got nothing nice to say... just say something mean!)
"I wouldn't say that!! People with ears could hear me!"-Bob (As opposed to those with no ears??)
"Scott cracks his knuckles too! Dave snores!"-Bob
(Oh and your perfect right?)
"Clint is the one who is really crazy. You can't imagine what he did one day, he shaved his whole head!"-Bob (Oh was he only supposed to shave part? Noooo.. not the whole head! Oh yeah I forgot he's supposed to leave the bangs)
"You live with a COW? A real COW??"-Dave (Yeah It sleeps at the ned of my bed at night too!)
"In this lifetime, I haven't had a girlfriend."-Dave (Ohhhh.. but in your past life you did huh?)
"We're not on survivor here!"-Dave (No because you all would vote yourselves off, if there were no hot girls, or hair gel)
Why are you crying? Is Dave really that ugly? -Scott comforting a crying fan. (There goes Mr. Ego again!)
"It’s too bad our parents can’t be here with us tonight" -Bob "They’re at home trying to make us a horn section!" -Dave (Umm.. Dave I don't think you should tell everyone about your parent's personal life)
Don't look at me like that Scott! You're the one they call the hooker! Taking your shirt off all the time. . . Well, I've got news for you buddy! I'm coming out of the closet whether you like it or not!-Dave (We all knew Scottwas a Pimp, But is Dave saying he's gay? )
"He's bald!" -Dave [Talking about his dad]
(ummm you do know it's hereditary right?)
"...And don't your worry about my boyfriend, he's the.. er..girlfriend!!!"-Dave
(he can't be gay can he....)
"Richard Simmons is my long lost brother!" -Dave (and your proud of that???)
TYCP: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Bob: When I found out that Dave was my brother. Dave: Likewise. (Dave needs original comebacks!)
Clint- "Don't mess with THE MAN!" Scott- "You're not a man!" Clint- "I see a man inside of me!" ( Clint it isn't normal to see little men inside you!)
"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom."-Ike (Oh yeah? And what if I don't? All this worship, God stuff is going to your head boy! You can't make new commandments! You just can't!)
"I'm a romantic fool---I always end up getting hurt."-Ike (Well I told you not to go for those huge sumo wrestler chicks)
"The cool thing about England is that they actually speak English."-Ike (What were you expecting French?)
"We always have enjoyed music, and our parents thought it was cool."-Ike (They also think that suspenders and tea are cool.)
"Yes, my name is Jordan but, Taylor makes my eye's bluer."-Tay (yeah and learning makes your answers smarter)
Were just here to play music and have fun doing it, so criticize us all you want.-Tay (Ok then I will!)
"No one can unplug me! Ha ha ha!"-Tay (Duh! you don't have a chord!)
"We're gonna get really drunk... on Dr. Pepper.-Tay (Oh no! not the hard stuff!)
"We don't actually have any fans; we hired all these people!-Tay (Yeah and I'm still waiting for my check!)
"I've had this job since I was 6."-Zac (isn't that like Child Labour?)
"I wanna give everyone in the world a puppy."-Zac (I'm sure the starving kids in third world countries would love you for giving them a puppy to play with!)
"Make your life like toilet paper, long & useful."-Zac (yeah, and use it to whipe someones Ass!)
