So today's topic. Email. But not just any email ladies and gentlemen, no no no. I'm talking about the type of email we all love to hate. Junk mail, spam, crap, trash total and utter shit, whatever you call it, it pisses me off. Most email sent around the world nowadays is what we like to call junkmail. There's nothing worse than checking your email in a public place to find that it's filled with "We Are 18", "Animal Sex", and other porno garbage. That fucking trash, that fills up your email box so you can't get email you actually wanna get because you are over your limit. It really blows when you are expecting a email and you see that New 1 email or that "You've got mail" sound just to find your excitment was wasted on fucking crap mail. Fuck that limit bullshit too! I understand they only have so much space but the limits just keep getting lower and lower. Pretty soon it'll be a 10 email a day rule and you know what you'll get 10 pieces of everyday? FUCKING JUNK MAIL. Blocking your email love from people you care about. And then the infamous "Fuck You" unsubscribe link. The ones that when you do try to remove yourself from the list bring you to a dead link in the world wide web. Once you see those start popping up you might as well change your email addy cause you are never getting on that fucking list. Then there ar the other ones that ask you why you want to unsubscribe. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ON YOUR TRASH LIST TO BEGIN WITH! Thse are fun to answer with comments like "Just Die" or "Fuck you, you fucking email trash bombing nazi, I fucking hate you." or the classic "Burn In Hell". Junk email is wasting our time and our resources, if people didn't send out so much the limit probably wouldn't keep dropping. Fuck this trash. Fuck you spammers!