HEIL DMV! I swear they are planning on posting people at thier doors to scream that in your ear when you walk in. What am I talking about? What place has such insane rules and regulations that all drivers (a mass population) most follow? Why the DMV of course! The department of motor vehicles, in my opinion is making an attept to be the 4th Reich. Let me explain how I came to this conclusion. This starts off on a happy note, I just turned 21 and it was time to get a new license. I walk into the DMV and stand in a long, but not insanely long line to do so and upon reaching the counter I am told that I have surrendered my driver's license to florida and they would need that before I could renew my license. Ok so what the fuck for 2 reasons. First off, I have never driven in Florida or held a license in the state, Secondly the teller then reaches out expecting me to turn over a surendered driver's license. Make sure you caught that "surrenedred" part, as in, I don't have it even if I had ever had a license in Florida. So the desk attendant, being that he works for the nazi regime of the DMV, simply pushes me aside and goes on with his day. I ask to speak to the higher powers of the bastard agency. Finding the person in charge, I explain the situation. I am then told to call Florida and clear things up with them and that I'll need proof that I've never had a florida license. Now the simple thing would have been for her to call the Florida DMV and find out right? Yeah what the fuck ever, she hands me a number and says let me know when you have this cleared up. So 1st the DMV randonly takes my non-existent license in Florida, then expects me to have it and then wants me to clear up their fuck-up. Fine I have to drive right? Well it gets better. So I call the Florida DMV and once again explain the situation. Now to clarify when I said the DMV is becoming the 4th Reich, I didn't mean just here. They must be working together to accomplish some diabolical evil goal. I reach an agent of the 4th reich branch of Florida. After explaining my situation, the agent looks up my record and finds the unbelievable. I HAVE NO RECORD IN FLORIDA. Great news. The first evil agent of the 4th reich of Florida informed me that she would fax that info right over to colorado, yeah that didn't happen. So I call back after taking a trip to my DMV the next day. I reach another evil agent that once agains confirms that I have no record in Florida, after questioning my story that the only time I've been to Florida was Disney World when I was 10 or so. (She actually said that maybe I did something when I was 10 to earn me a surrendered license about 11 years later). What the fuck. Although that would match the time system that the DMV seems to operate under. Here's the bad news, it'll take them a week to send that info to my Colorado branch of the nazi party. Knowing that there was nothing I could do about this, I left the call at that. Heading back to the DMV, I explained to the leader of evil there that I didn't have a week to wait. Get this folks. SHE FINALLY CALLS THEM, HAS IT FAXED IN RIGHT THEN THE NEXT DAY. Why the fuck didn't she do that the first day she had the chance too? Was she just waiting to have alittle fun before finally going "ok, let me take care of this screw up that is a fucking error within our computer system and is causing you stress and driving without a valid license?" ARE THEY TRYING TO FUCK YOU OVER? So we all have our dreams of evil, of pure horror and terror in life, but none can compare to the real evil of the DMV. Fuck the evil reign of power.