>Thought this was amusing ...
>To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it":
>If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
>If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
>If the terrorists are frisky,
>Pakistan is looking shifty,
>North Korea is too risky,
>If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
>If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
>So to hell with the inspections,
>Let's look tough for the elections,
>Close your mind and take directions,
>It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
>Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
>They've got weapons we can't see,
>And that's good enough for me
>'Cos it'all the proof I need
>If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
>If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
>If you think Saddam's gone mad,
>With the weapons that he had,
>(And he tried to kill your dad),
>If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
>If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
>If your politics are sleazy,
>And hiding that ain't easy,
>And your manhood's getting queasy,
>Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
>For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
>Disagree? We'll call it treason,
>Let's make war not love this season,
>Even if we have no reason,