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Four Catholic Ladies are having tea together:
The first one tells her friends, " My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, " My son is a Bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, " My son is a Cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, " Your
Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three women give her this subtle "Well?"She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'
2," hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, " Oh my
God..."
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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper
of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I
was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really
worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Honking there
horn.
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