Im surprised you bothered to come here. Anyways, here is where I will post so-called "quotes of the day", or basicly 1337 quotes that appeal to me. Contrary to the title, quotes will not be added here daliy, and they will just stay up. Me being the egotist, of course I start with my own quote.
1. "Dying tickles"
~Moosy
2. Only two things are infinite. The Universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the Universe."
~Albert Einstein
3. "`And you will be sure to tell the gods that this has been an unjust and ungreatful act?`
`Yes indeed, Socrates. That is, if they will listen to me.`"
~Plato
4. "Better than a story of a thousand words is a single word which, when said, produces peace."
~Buddha
5. "`Don't ask,` said Moneypenny.
`Don't tell,` retorted M."
~Ian Flemming
6. " `I see,` said the blind man to the deaf woman who was listening to the dumb policeman interrogating the paralyzed burglar."
~Morgan Quirk
7. "Shakespear? Shakespear! I thought we were reading Julious Caesar!"
~ Andrew M.
8. I know what they REALLY did when Caesar was killed...They made a salad!!
~Anonymous
9. Is the problem with this world ignorance or apathy? Honestly, I don't know and I don;t care.
~Margo, my friends friend (not sure of her last name)
10. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about???
~Same as number 9.
10. Mr. Dempsi (Principles of Engineering) is telling a story about how he tried to feed a chipmunk by hand once, and then J.V.W. (Initials, this person does not want to be known) says: "I once tried to befriend a n.a.k.e.d lady..."
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