Mon 31 - Is that Rachel??

Mon 31 - Firefighters

Mon 31 - A Stella tower with two cubes of ice in

Mon 31 - Yay I'm back!!

Mon 31 - "Are you busy at the moment?"

Sun 30 - Quick quick nipping to the West Wing

Sat 29 - "No Al you can't pull the cloakroom girl"

Sat 29 - Alan spotted my ironic smile wow

Sat 29 - Oh my god everyone's here!

Sat 29 - Yes! Where did this come from?

Sat 29 - Done fucking nothing all day!

Fri 28 - "Humiliation!"

Fri 28 - Trev got booted in the balls!

Fri 28 - "No, it means i've got standards"

Fri 28 - Alan's speed was "Impressive"

Fri 28 - Oh my god she's fourteen!

Fri 28 - "Why did no one tell me about this?"

Thu 27 - Snug was full of nines as always

Thu 27 - We went drinking in The Park!

Wed 26 - Yay i've had a date!

Wed 26 - Before you die you see the O

Wed 26 - "Yeah i know all about you and ruth"

Tue 25 - A nice guy would like to ask...

Mon 24 - "You put the salty stuff on my tongue and i'll swallow it"

Mon 24 - Naah michael's down the circuit like a badman en all dat

Mon 24 - I can't beleive we used the binoculars

Mon 24 - You're not sitting on your window chicken

Sun 23 - Ooooh she's soooooo gorgeous!

Sun 23 - Alan and his Blonde Tits

Sun 23 - Urgh that girl's got a builder's bum!

Sun 23 - Wow saw Gemma and alysha in there

Sun 23 - Wasn't it a good idea to go to edwards?

Sun 23 - Yay it's pub crawl rules

Sun 23 - Sorry sir there's no public bowling today

Sat 22 - Whoa i've had "humiliation" said to me!

Sat 22 - George is "fuckin' 'ammered"

Sat 22 - Need some fuckin' credit!

Sat 22 - "Yeah but i had crossed kings"

Sat 22 - I'm back in england!

Fri 21 - The 25 girls came around again, hopefully we didn't scare them too much

Fri 21 - You'll find me in the zone - bottle full o' bub

Fri 21 - Hiya chuck!

Fri 21 - Yaay term's over!

Thu 20 - "Right well you can stick it up your fanny"

Wed 19 - "I'm thinking of far too many ways to get rid of him"

Wed 19 - A lot of people won't see tomorrow morning

Wed 19 - It was Kia who nicked Red Bull's Red Bull can!

Tue 18 - Horsey and Rhino and Forehead Girl and the Camp girls are out...

Tue 18 - I shouldn't have seen it - but i did see it...

Tue 18 - What a bunch of twats

Mon 17 - "Then i'm having some!"

Mon 17 - Tinners pulled! What a quick worker

Mon 17 - Wooooooo!!!! Got a kiss off Irini!!!!

Sun 16 - "She thinks you're really fit...!"

Sun 16 - Yeeeah! Clocked Grim Dungeons on Nightmare level!

Sun 16 - Fuckin' formal report!

Sat 15 - Have you ever smiled for too long...?

Sat 15 - "Are you shaggin the psycho?"

Sat 15 - Kay's a bloke!

Sat 15 - Three years!

Sat 15 - "well aah w' thinkin bout youse gang-rapin me as well"

Fri 14 - Julie and Hannah from 25 came to the west wing to say hi

Fri 14 - The guy fell out the window

Fri 14 - I'm a Vip in Derby hall - free drinks, my own bar and my own minders!

Fri 14 -"I don't do love"

Thu 13 - A little mouse called Keith

Wed 12 - Wow! Nightingale women giving the hall a good name tonight!

Wed 12 - Yay i got to talk to "Arse"

Wed 12 - Lucy Physics is absolutely spankered

Wed 12 - Would you rather...?

Wed 12 - "I laaave Bam-theeex"

Wed 12 - 23 Minutes non-stop!

Wed 12 - I got flashed at by those girls!

Tue 11 - The Not Shagging (At This Minute) Society of the West Wing

Tue 11 - "Let's have the hottest thing they've got"

Tue 11 - "Claire's got Vaseline" "Why, do you take her up the ass?"

Tue 11 - What a lovely day i'm so buzzin'

Mon 10 - please be ü chicken, i hate to hear you're sad.

Mon 10 - I can hardly move at all

Mon 10 - Despite doing no planning, i raced through labs, got ahead of everyone, and of course spent the whole time talking to Irini 

Sun 9 - It's a warm spring sunday, the sun is shining, dream teem on the radio, memories of a great weekend. What more do you want?

Sat 8 - I love it when ("> is pissed she's well feisty!

Sat 8 - Still singin' "All Baay Maah-seeelf" in town

Sat 8 - Ha! He's just her mate!

Sat 8 - Y'alright alysha?

Sat 8 - Yes they were all rank

Sat 8 - Strawnadoes

Sat 8 - "So, Hollie, did you like the porn?"

Sat 8 - Omg chicken, you'll never guess what i've just found out! I'll tell you next week

Fri 7 - No chance Al she's a "Hu-mili-aa-shunn"

Fri 7 - "Yaaay! Check Carlo out!"

Fri 7 - :-> x3

Fri 7 - "Fuck, it's, erm, whats her name?"

Fri 7 - Oh my god its an even bigger (and younger) greenwood crew in Liberty's

Fri 7 - "Ooh i couldn't do it"

Thu 6 - That's how i'm going to make it

Thu 6 - She just - isnt.

Thu 6 - I think Maxwell went to Isis last night - he's cunted

Wed 5 - ("> was ripping Smirnoff Ice labels

Wed 5 - "The good guy don't get the girl"

Wed 5 - Naa kay told her mum that (________ )'s a virgin!

Wed 5 - Hi chicken!!

Tue 4 - ü

Tue 4 - It's absolutely rammed in market bar

Tue 4 - Yay it's a nightingale reunion!

Mon 3 - "Bovril's well hard to lick off"

Mon 3 - The speed of jizz

Mon 3 - "You haven't seen the one of you!"

Mon 3 - Wow check the date out - 03 03 03

Sun 2 - Where did that come from?

Sun 2 - Listen to the sound of me...

Sun 2 - I'm too nosey apparently

Sat 1 -  "I think he fancies my mum"

Sat 1 - My little eye is such a shit film - but we watched it anyway

Sat 1 - Lots of people looking ironic

Sat 1 - Y'alright you jap's-eye?