Fri 28 - "Oh my god he told her he fancies her!"

Fri 28 - Ha! They both let me grope their tits - at the same time!

Thu 27 - 

Wed 26 - Now the demon in me knows what i knew so long ago

Tue 25 - Get oit moi lecture noi

Tue 25 - She's looking parroty

Mon 24 - Chattin when we should be working

Sun 23 - Dancing in the garden

Sun 23 - There's a square of clean carpet where the settee was

Sun 23 - The house smells like a pub

Sat 22 - "Oh my god - Alan's shagged in my bed..."

Sat 22 - I love you ("> !

Sat 22 - "Oooh i'm sooOOOooo wet..."

Sat 22 - Loads of randoms

Sat 22 - I can't remember a bloody thing

Sat 22 - Fucking Cunted!!!!

Sat 22 - West Wing Presents...

Fri 21 - I saw the chin first!

Fri 21 - Its almost too easy

Fri 21 - Karen doesnt have sex up the arse apparently

Fri 21 - Ha! He doesn't even know the half of it! It really was just a random comment!

Fri 21 - Carlo's a woman called Sandra and he's sorry she's not going out with kayleigh even though kayleigh's a lesbian who's got aids and michael's got an umbilical cord the size of his penis

Thu 20 - "I can't beleive i would do such a thing"

Thu 20 - Happy birthday!

Thu 20 - I was on fire! nearly anyway

Wed 19 - "Where i'm from we fight with knives and guns - that was nothing mate"

Wed 19 - I'm in rock city and its fucking mental!

Wed 19 - Da da-da daaa da da-da daaaa 

Wed 19 - Yes! Now Bola, Kirsty, Foxy are coming as well

Tue 18 - Yes i'm the man in tutorial today

Mon 17 - Fucking hell i didnt even get a result

Mon 17 - Sorry i meant Eirini

Mon 17 - Where the hell's Parrot got to

Sun 16 - Phew i'm knackered

Sat 15 - Oh me god they've even got a pub called Quorn

Sat 15 - Back to the muesli and sandals belt

Sat 15 - "Don't all you lot rush at once"

Sat 15 - "Over that way somewhere - is two milliion people"

Sat 15 - "For Christ's sake no war"

Sat 15 - "Things can only get better - If we stick together"

Sat 15 - "Quick i've gotta go"

Sat 15 - Jesus will you see the size of the march!

Sat 15 - I spy fik peepol

Sat 15 - Looking out the window

Fri 14 - "Yes - Miss Scarlet's a slut"

Fri 14 - Danger! High Voltage!

Fri 14 - "It takes all the fun out of perving"

Fri 14 - "Oh man they actually  bought their girls here"

Fri 14 - No won't bother, fuck it

Fri 14 - 51 for fuck's sake

Thu 13 - Sam took two photos

Thu 13 - When we hug as best friends, we stand closer than when we kissed as boyfriend and girlfriend

Thu 13 - i love you. and i always will.

Wed 12 - These are my snow covered trees

Wed 12 - You can't see it but its there

Wed 12 - All i can do is i can...

Tue 11

Tue 11 - Yay done nothing all evening

Tue 11 - Skiving!

Mon 10 - I couldnt say it

Mon 10 - ü

Mon 10 - We froze everything in the lab

Mon 10 - "You love it you slag"

Sun 9 - Pheew i feel so spaced out and weird

Sat 8 - Tune reminds me of my first...

Sat 8 - The dude in wetherspoons had a right face on him

Fri 7 - Oops didnt meet jade

Thu 6 - 

Wed 5 - (¬¬>  - its a sleeping chicken!

Wed 5 - Yay i got simcity!

Tue 4 - We eat chickens but they've got carbon in

Tue 4 - If Tinners has wanked the carpet through

Tue 4 - Looks like a Nik-Nak

Mon 3 - "Okay, wheres that.. twat?"

Mon 3 - Parrot says hello polly

Sun 2 - "It's a bloody good film you know"

Sun 2 - I need him to make a choice for me

Sun 2 -