Thu 31 - I'm fucked if i understand this shit

Wed 30 - I was the only one to make it this morning

Tue 29 - Get out me fucking way

Tue 29 - Derby take it up the arse

Tue 29 - Ssh it's marcus' birthday

Tue 29 - The twat said "Yeah?" eighty times

Mon 28 - Aaaaaaaaaaaagh! FUCKING LABS!

Sun 27 - A real space-reciprocal space relationship

Sun 27 - Its not real is it?

Sat 26 - Bleeding would only make the problem worse

Sat 26 - We got the washer fixed!

Fri 25 - Fucking cowards

Fri 25 - Gill's got four coats on or something

Fri 25 - "So - how's your cunt?"

Fri 25 - lalalalalala - Arnold football club, football club, Arnold football club

Fri 25 - Atmosphere 

Thu 24 - "Ten while eleven"

Thu 24 - Yay saw Bola!

Thu 24 - The return - of Plagsoc

Wed 23 - I don't beleive it chicken!

Tue 22 - Oh he never got to shag her

Tue 22 - Penis

Tue 22 - "Men" "Team" "Men" "Breasts" "Men"

Mon 21 - just totally wasted the evening

Mon 21 - I'm gonna have a Good Day now

Sun 20 - I nearly got covered in coke

Sun 20 - "Oh shit i would be with me mum and dad"

Sat 19 - Yaaawn

Fri 18 - Hannah and marg can talk for england - and so can i

Fri 18 - Kris's 21st

Thu 17 - Dave chundered out his nose!

Thu 17 - "It looks like you've been licking someone's anus"

Thu 17 - Loz switched the washer on with the ball

Thu 17 - I nearly ran into the 206

Thu 17 - "YEEEESS! I'M THE MAN! I'VE WON MARIO KART - ON RAINBOW! YES!"

Thu 17 - Sam's having a file race

Thu 17 - "The nicest girl i never pulled"

Wed 16 - zzzz in maths

Tue 15 - Prof. Crackers looks like Mr Burns

Mon 14 - Nightingale reunion

Mon 14 - Laura ate peanuts with snot on!

Sun 13 - Hiya babes!

Sat 12 - I'm glad i'm pissed - cos i trapped me hand in the door

Sat 12 - Dave dropped his computer

Sat 12 - I'm frying mince!

Sat 12 - Mike stacked it in the kitchen!

Sat 12 - Dave was wankin' off

Sat 12 - I've got a boyfriend

Sat 12 - I've got a boyfriend

Sat 12 - I've got a boyfriend

Sat 12 - I love rock n' roll

Sat 12 - Red Bull Helen, Ian and Laura on the floor

Sat 12 - Liz and stacey playing with each other in my room (mario kart)

Sat 12 - Dave's on the bonnet

Sat 12 - Wow buzzin'

Sat 12 - I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU

Fri 11 - Lee pulled a minger

Thu 10 - 

Wed 9 - Launched the football - right into the player's head

Tue 8 - He's gone crackers!

Mon 7 - The ginger twat had his hand on her arse - all the fucking way!

Sun 6 - The moon's gonna crash into a German bank because of the huge tides

Sun 6 - ö kaybobs had the bus driver driving her taxi!

Sun 6 - Popped home

Sat 5 - Bit of a quiet un - a poor show for a saturday eve

Sat 5 - wöw! >:->

Fri 4 - "Safe, mate"

Fri 4 - I mean, i can't get over her - not even with a pole vault

Fri 4 - I can't get over how big she is!

Fri 4 - Lisa's new college mates are all cool

Thu 3 - I think he's gonna crash the bus

Thu 3 - The bus driver's parents have died and his bird's left him

Wed 2 - What crap fighting - me and Dave will sort em out

Wed 2 - Get your arse outta my face!

Wed 2 - I drank beer in Isis!

Wed 2 - zzzzz 

Tue 1 - Waaay - Get Carlo in there!

Tue 1 - Multiple (snigger) choice!