Sat 30 - I'm back at the Stores!

Sat 30 - well that was my november weekend

Fri 29 - well jag and kay arent out so i just can't be bothered 

Fri 29 - "what, third base yeah?"

Fri  29 - Mike Bigalo - Male Slag

Thu 28 - True

Wed 27 - I broke the fence - will you fix it?

Wed 27 - "Let's nick the generator"

Wed 27 - "Let's jog it in"

Wed 27 - Yeah man he's a geek!

Wed 27 - Dave bit a cabbage

Wed 27 - Nick Bic'ed his head!

Tue 26 - "Ha! you're drinking after your essay"

Tue 26 - Time came to psychology

Mon 25 - Big scrap outside

Mon 25 - "Nice glasses mate"

Sun 24 - Night chicken!

Sun 24 - My brother phoned!

Sat 23 - "Every thursday after isis - you beam someone into the earth's core"

Sat 23 - "At least being pierced helps you find the damn thing"

Fri 22 - I said it about fifty times

Fri 22 - I threw a cold pie at the house across the road

Fri 22 - Jumbo came to the zone!

Fri 22 - Mike bought the white lightening and i stood outside looking suspicious

Thu 21 - Lorenzo Filberuci

Wed 20 - The Deci-Babe is officially the West wing's standard unit of fitness

Wed 20 - Me and mike ate all the pies

Wed 20 - Fucked it up

Tue 19 - Marcus is a Big Man-Breasts!

Mon 18 - Secret handshakes

Mon 18 - The eighth west winger is Barry the Barrel

Mon 18 - Then i found out he came back the next day - You Fucking Twat!

Sun 17 - Chicken i'm not scared - i've had to clean it off the floor before

Sun 17 - O-O-O!

Sun 17 - Michael went shopping with a bloke

Sun 17 - Theres loads of nines here

Sun 17 - "They're all queuing up for you"

Sat 16 - Palais - from march 2k thru nightingale, to today

Sat 16 - Alysha sez hi

Sat 16 - Its time for some serious questions

Fri 15 - "Shit i dropped my toothbrush in some piss"

Fri 15 - "These have been up a cunt - tonight"

Fri 15 - Have you seen miss dynamite's mum?

Thu 14 - I beat a milk float in a race

Thu 14 - Do i know you?

Thu 14 - Dave played the Fuck-Off Jumbo song for me

Thu 14 - Marcus is becoming like Man-Breasts

Wed 13 - Jonathon's dad was telling him the way to envy

Wed 13 - "Mum? Sweet? Dude!"

Wed 13 - Fiddling with my nails

Tue 14 - Mike ate all the pies!

Mon 11 - It's bubbling like a bastard

Mon 11 - "Yeah, what about her?" "She's RANK!"

Mon 11 - Goold-fing-er, ta natam

Mon 11 - I need sleep to stop hallucinating

Sun 10 - Yoghurt Shampoo

Sat 9 - i'm so knacked

Fri 8 - 

Thu 7 - Dave's liver is made of vodka

Wed 6 - Don't take it personal

Wed 6 - Crustiness

Wed 6 - Get the dinner on you bitch!

Wed 6 - Well - i've failed

Tue 5 - f(w) = 1/root2pi  S f(t) e(-iw_ot) dt

Tue 5 - Blatanty not done anything

Mon 4 - Just as shit today

Sun 3 - You're always better with your mates

Sat 2 - Bit quiet 2day

Sat 2 - Ignore me i'm just messin' around

Sat 2 - Ocean staff don't know how to mix water AND ice at the same time

Fri 1 - "i've got work at one"

Fri 1 - Just put the fuckin' shots on!

Fri 1 - Hollie joined the party

Fri 1 - Lee bit Gillian's bum

Fri 1 - Alicia got pissed off cos i talked to Debbie :S

Fri 1 - "I'm gonna go and speak to her"

Fri 1 - And he got stuck in the chair!