Fri 31 - He comes from Senegal - he plays for France an' all

Thu 30 - Yawn

Wed 29 - Honor's got mingin feet

Wed 29 - "Stop lauging at me"

Wed 29 - Jade's evil - and she's got a dimple

Tue 28 - 'aiya. 'aiya. You sure-You sure? Okey.

Tue 28 - Campus 14 - it's not for the weak of mind or body

Tue 28 - oh fuck not again

Tue 28 - bleeurgh!

Tue 28 - bleeurgh!

Mon 27 - Fucking Op-Amps!

Sun 26 - "Doh - ***'s pissing me off again"

Sun 26 - It doesnt even matter about the rain - cos we'll get through it anyway

Sun 26 - yawn not again

Sat 25 - Sleaze!

Fri 24 - "I'm a perfectionist - well i try to be anyway"

Thu 23 - Its a wonderful wonderful life

Thu 23 - You made me

Thu 23 - It's not a sprint its a marathon

Wed 22 - Chris on the volley - yeaaaa he's hit the Bola!

Wed 22 - Marcus has a micro penis but it only goes in 2 and a half inches so it doesnt matter and Moses has got the Plague but he also has a robo cock but its shaped like a frisbee and he lasts for three minutes and one vital second but in that second he's shaking it off, and NBA Allstars are at the Bomb on thursday for helen's birthday and they're all gonna be up a ladder that Jumbo's holding, and JB might fall a few places cos of the social order is really a row or a line or a ladder but that's on the other side of the hall and anyway the rest of nightingale are gonna be giving out easter eggs and going to Bahrain and being bigoted while having sex with a stranger who was found in a basket

Tue 21 - Relaxed and groovy

Mon 20 - Sideburns cunt smacked his face on the floor while doing a handstand.

Sun 19 - Moooooooo!

Sat 18 - Alan - it does happen all the time ÜÜ

Sat 18 - Its Garage Nation!

Fri 17 - Dave got drenched

Fri 17 - The West Wing mings of eggs

Fri 17 - Jumbo's door got smashed in!

Fri 17 - That's not funny, Sideburns Cunt

Thu 16 - Its not kissing your forehead and its not sucking toes

Thu 16 - Shit ive got room 3

Wed 15 - Yes! I was RIGHT about Al's big secret - he was!

Wed 15 - "Youve got a girlfriend" - Yeah right aimee thats very selfless of you

Wed 15 - With the advent of revision, Plagsoc has been renamed - PROCSOC - The Procrastination Society 

Tue 14 - Back in england 

Mon 13 - ***** is about to get dumped. Sorry. 

Mon 13 - ps. as the news has not yet taken place we are unable to announce the persons involved.

Sun 12 - Al's gotta big secret - is he bangin' mingers again?

Sun 12 - Stars!

Sat 11 - Lee's a big Bastard. You Bastard! Yooou Bastard!

Sat 11 - Hi chicken its chicken, chicken. cü chicke-e-n!

Sat 11 - I'm nearly an myp again!

Fri 10 - kaybobs has managed to come clubbing! yaaay!

Fri 10 - Sssh!

Fri 10 - Wow how fab was my birthday?

Fri 10 - bleurgh

Thu 9 - Wow it really was Ali! even better!

Thu 9 - The guy in aspecto was stoned!

Thu 9 - The boy's got no arms, no legs, and no goats

Wed 8 - Cheese - it's not like antifreeze - you cant put it in the radiator without a cheese grater

Tue 7 - Day & Night

Tue 7 - Its a Big Carlo Thing

Mon 6 - Ian Van Daal's wicked

Mon 6 - Alan wants to be a porn star on my site so here he is

Mon 6 - The american set himself ablaze and made a twat of himself !

Mon 6 - Plagsoc meeting in the library

Sun 5 - Stop the world - i want to get off

Sat 4 - Wow me as well!

Sat 4 - Room 14 - the hottest place in Meadow Lane

Sat 4 - Howie's party

Fri 3 - The best chat up line is "ha - my mate's such a twat innit..."

Fri 3 - The Bronx is not legally part of Bakersfield i'll ave ya know

Fri 3 - That Dude has got me mum's triple ring on - and he sez it cost £100! That Dude never changed

Fri 3 - How's Stressy hope not too "alan"

Fri 3 - Kas sez Jumbo's now called Julie? 

Fri 3 - Watch out if im eating pizza - i mite shoot you

Thu 2 - Yo Becky! Watch out for that  toilet bowl - oops

Thu 2 - Oi! Who's that aussie girl?

Thu 2 - He fell out the van!

Thu 2 - Spinning ass kick!

Wed 1 - Jag sez regular sex is all good

Wed 1 - If she's lied to me again i'm gonna kill her

Wed 1 - The Great Invincible Moral Protectors Society (GIMPS) decree: It is Bad To Go Out With Kayleigh, And We'll Do All We Can To Stop You.